Phair Is Fair...

Liz Phair used to cause such a stir...and not just in my underwear.
While Exile in Guyville caused a joyfull smile, lately I've been crying
on the inside. Liz, could you put out a single...that doesn't
sound like Avril's aunts B-side?



I wrote this poem around 2005. It was soon, after I had listened to
Somebody's Miracle (a severely polished...turd.) I fucken hated the
shite album before that too!

It's a few years later and I was messin around with MusiCovery-
and one of the paths I followed...led me back to you.


"Fuck and Run" From Exile was a well written, well crafted, lo-fi confession...and I had such a hard on...for you...and your alternative...sluttish...fun.

Plus...your name sounds like Lezzy Fair; A carnival (the world's greatest carnival) on and island in the Aegean Sea.


Peace,Paul

The world's greatest carnival is in production. I'm looking for women
volunteers for the kissing booth.

-bd

Oh,and mud wrestlers.


-bd

We'll also need midget lesbos...tis the greatest carnival in the world, after all.


-bd :happy:

If you're applying for the kissing booth...unkempt armpits and a Indigo
Girls cd collection is a must. (teh mullet is optional)


-bd

There will also be a "finger painting" booth.


-bd

Finger painting example:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ie/schiele.jpg



-bd

You just posted in your own thread 7 times in a row without anyone else's reply.

Nicely done, I wish I could be as shameless.

It would of been eight...if some cawk wouldn't of broken my streak. :dry:
You're Canadian...shame is a way of life.

Anyhoo...know any bearded, midget, lezzies?


-bd

Besides your mum?

-bd

Hey,Mathea...would you like to sign up for the kissing booth at my carnival? I'll waive the stipulations for someone as fine as you.

You'll have to kiss lezzy's (no getting around that one)


-bd

Well, the carnival is off. Christams is now ruined. I'll have to tell
my crippled and dying nephew...that Mathea was too "good" to
kiss a few girls...for a good cause. (I hope the poor bugger makes it)

Peace,Paul :cry:

Man... A lezzie fair would of been so cool. (people are lazy and boring these days.)

Fact.


-bd :(