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seriously? Well done mate.
How did you find the whole experience?
Quite disappointing actually, wasn't nearly as exhilarating as I had imagined, even tho it was with someone I liked for a long time.Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345
I thought I would have lasted:pinch:
Would be better if you had a woman not a blow up doll roflmao
Exact same feeling for me too...didnt see what all the fuss was about.Quote:
Originally Posted by SeedlerQuite disappointing actually, wasn't nearly as exhilarating as I had imagined, even tho it was with someone I liked for a long time.Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345
I thought I would have lasted:pinch:
Sex in relationships is special though...stick with it.
As for not lasting...it happens to the best of us. Watch American Pie for such examples.
How can you say its disappointing when you have nothing to compare it to? Perhaps it wasn't disappointing to her. Congrats though.
Seedler, you're suppose to relieve some of the pressure first. (a quick wank)
Everyone knows that.
-bd
Congratulations, Seedler!
You're official NOT gay! :D
Congrats seedler!
how can you be so sure? :huh::idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by fstrulz
What was his name, btw?
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-bd
are you sure it was sex and not watching television?
How was it for maebach? :blink:
Indeed. I would wager the OP's slim grasp on reality and watching the end to The 40 Year Old Virgin once too often has led him to create yet another fantasy for us to snigger at.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Either that or he got raped. By men.
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Originally Posted by SeedlerQuite disappointing actually, wasn't nearly as exhilarating as I had imagined, even tho it was with someone I liked for a long time,my bum really hurts as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345
I thought I would have lasted:pinch:
I am glad you got laid.
Did you do it right? Or are you talking about the fact that after you're done you just want her to fuck off. Forever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
Just leave.
Like get the fuck out.
Now.
Please can a mod delete this thread. Post-coital teenage boys acting all worldly-wise about sexing is making me have little bits of sick in my mouth.
No worries, I'm sure Herbert is pre-coital :happy:
Har har har
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She's obviously been thrown out before.
classic case of jelousy :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
I wouldn't sleep with the kind of cunt that treats women like that. Fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
Yes. Classic case. You sure know how to read.Quote:
Originally Posted by owl92classic case of jelousy :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
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Originally Posted by CrabGirl
He found it a bit lacking. Mainly because I remembered to use a condom. No skin contact:ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Video is a bit lacking, too. Who the hell was the camera man? :dabs:
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
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Originally Posted by Seedler
Good IdeaQuote:
Originally Posted by SeedlerHe found it a bit lacking. Mainly because I remembered to use a condom. No skin contact:ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Put it this way my first time It was unprotected and I was panicking for weeks!!!
in fact she was on top after it was done she said
*There*
and that was it
there is a saying----if sex isnt fun, your not doing it right!
Oh gawd due to jimbo and Seedler's threads there needs to be a teenage section.
I actually wish I had an automatic temporary ignore function (w/firewall & antispyware) available so I wouldn't have seen any reference to such pneubish behavior.:frusty:
On th flip side, I also must agree with Cheese. Stop the lies.
If one thinks pussy was not all that teh furst tyme, then you either
1) are lying about teh hole sicha-ashun.
or
2) had the peen in your hole sicha-ashun, there was no pussy present, and you didn't like it. You are gay for trying.
or
3) really did get some pussy, it did nothing for you and you'd rather have teh peen in your hole sicha-ashun. You are still gay.
In any case, it's a clusterfuck.
[youtube]JN7y0Sb0s6Y[/youtube]Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
2:30 into it is the relevant bit
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Originally Posted by vidcc[youtube]JN7y0Sb0s6Y[/youtube]Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
2:30 into it is the relevant bit
They were joning (like playing The Dozens) on each other in a different way.
Newman and Baddiel?
That takes me back. Fan Fuckin' Tastic :lol:
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Originally Posted by Busyman™
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:O Took the words out of my mouth..Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
He's not lying, he just had virtual sex with his imaginary girlfriend, that's it.. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Imagine_If:O Took the words out of my mouth..Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese