Every time I see a stop smoking advert I feel like sucking on a fag.
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Every time I see a stop smoking advert I feel like sucking on a fag.
They always make me want to have a tab, like.
Ya weird fuck.
I know what you meant by this, but at first I still giggled. Yes, sometimes I act like I'm in fifth grade.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Well it's one more reason to eliminate smoking (even the adverts). They momentarily turn even the most fat, bald, married men into homos.:no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
:lol:
Dirty boy.
I'm off to wrap my lips round a nice slim fag now. I'll suck, and suck and recieve sooo much pleasure from watching the fag disappear as I suck it hard.
Will you suck it so hard that it's tip will glow.
So hard it smoulders.
:wub:
-bd
My Lord, it'll empty down your throat in seconds.
Won't that make you feel a bit dizzy.
If you suck too hard you may suck in a bit of butt :ugh:
She can spit tho' she doesn't need to swallow.
:blink: So you are in fact a gay man.:OQuote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Dizzy and breathless but very very satisfied. Won't be long before I do it again either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
No. I turn gay men straight. :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathea:blink: So you are in fact a gay man.:OQuote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Mmk, what does this say about Cheese and what does it say about Crabb G?:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
It's obvious.
-bd
That they live in the UK?
Captain and even.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
Cheese can get his own fags. He's not sharing mine
:teh moderation:
-bd
Jeez, you smokers are selfish twunts.:sneaky:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
CrabBurd is the cure. FactQuote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlNo. I turn gay men straight. :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathea
and as a bonus, I don't give you aids!
:o
So that is the real reason of wanting to attend the Eurovision song contest
Which is nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Unless, you're a bug chaser.
-bd :sick:
Which she is :O
Which I am.
Witch, a yam.
Good luck?
-bd :unsure:
has anyon in the UK used this new prescription drug they say is great for quitting?
Did/is it helping?
Im trying to get it on prescription here.
Of which drug do you speak.
"nickerteen patch"Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
2 excluding the 2 in the titles .Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
I used the gum, was really helpful. Been off them for 9 years now.Quote:
Originally Posted by rossco"nickerteen patch"Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Haven't had a cigarette in that time either.
Other than 1 (one) occasion.
One lunchtime, but if anything it strengthened my resolve. I was so disgusted by my weakness.
True story.
Its always bothered me when people say "Oh, I've quit smoking" and then they go light one up and say "Oh...well it's just one every so often."
Then you obviously havn't quit.
God, what fucktards, I swear. :no: Glad you stopped, anyhow :)
It's not as hard as people make out. The 24 hours of stomach cramps are the worst thing, then the week of physical and mental torture. After that it's a breeze.