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So, final Harry Potter is coming out. I thought i disliked such books/movies, but i'm surprised at how much i like them.
So, we know at least one main character dies. Tender your bets who it will be.
I reckon 2 will die:
1 - The giant man, Haggard. Killed by a beast early on.
2 - The Ginger-haired one that says Bloody Hell too much. Saving Harry's ungrateful arse.
Any preferences about who directs the movie?
Clint Eastwood for me.
They started going downhill after the 3rd one, imho
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Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I thought the movies got a little darker as they went on, particulary the last one.
Cheese, enough said.
IMO Harry will die but won't be murdered maybe he sacrifices himself in the end. Snape and Voldemort must die as well. Though Snape might survive. Why was Petigrew's debt to harry taken out of movie three? and wasn't that conversion harry had with Sirus in the movie 3 with Dumbledore in book 3? that debt is still supposed play it's part book 7,isn't it? as for the fifth film I only want to see the ending tbh.
Errr..i have no idea who those people are, other than Harry Potter. You clearly know your HP books.Quote:
Originally Posted by WHRST
I do hope Harry dies too..or they'll be Xmas specials etc.
Thought the lass Hermione wanted out of the movies - so surely she is a prime candidate? It would be a bit dismal to kill of Potter though - surely?
Here's how I'd end it:
At the end of the book, Harry meets his friends at a restaurant. After selecting a song from the tabletop jukebox, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin" plays. Various people enter and Harry looks at each of them. Hermione enters and joins him, asking about his meeting with Snape. Harry tells her Snape is going to testify and she takes the news with a sigh. Ron arrives next (just behind a man in a Members Only jacket), complaining about the more mundane tasks of his job but quotes old advice from his father: "Try to remember the times that were good." Cho Chang is late and has difficulty parallel parking her car outside. The man in the Members Only jacket orders coffee at the counter. He looks in Harry's direction a couple of times, then walks towards him, going past to the restroom. Harry, Hermione, and Ron each pop an onion ring in their mouths and finally, Cho Chang parks and rushes across the street, approaching the door. Harry hears the bell on the door ring and glances up. The book then ends abruptly.
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Originally Posted by Cheese
if harry potter was that good, i still wouldn't watch it :mellow:
had to sit through two of the films (which apparently they've made books off) and i have to say with all honesty, they were fucking shit :mellow:
I should have said that they could Eli Roth to direct the last one and that Hermione's death could be suitably gratuitous and gruesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
if harry potter was that good, i still wouldn't watch it :mellow:
I do prefer the books over the movies, they change to much. It is the one of the two books i have been waiting for though the ending of two series of have been reading.
For the love of Chebus!!!!!
Barbie do something please (like delete all the extra posts)
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Originally Posted by WHRST
I find it amazing, that for a person who reads books, you have so little literary spacial awareness and no feel for grammar whatsoever:huh:
Congratulations!
As for Harry Potter;
Absolutely adored all the books and movies.
Took my husband to see the last movie (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
He's hooked now as well:lol:
Can't wait to see number 5!
I think there will be an unexpted twist at the end with regards to Snape. And surely, Voldemort must die
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Originally Posted by Biggles
/me wonders why biggles kept clicking "Post" :unsure:
Tarintino should direct the next Potter filum.
Yes! great idea. Like a Kill Bill Samurai sword slaughter scene. With their broomsticks. He could remake the "Wonderful wizard of Oz" to sometihng more fitting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
Wonderful Wizard of Hogwarts....with a deep base and annoying whistle, as that jailbait girl goes mental, slaying all with her cleaning equipment.
"Any of you wizards move, and i'll alacazam evey last mutha fucking one of ya!" said the old headteacher.
Cos nothing was happening :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa:eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
/me wonders why biggles kept clicking "Post" :unsure:
Ta muchly btw
When I read them it was like a year seperating each, and each time i started one i'd be so confused and pissed off becaause i couldn't remember who certain characters were.Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbo12345Errr..i have no idea who those people are, other than Harry Potter. You clearly know your HP books.Quote:
Originally Posted by WHRST
I do hope Harry dies too..or they'll be Xmas specials etc.
You can't even remember the main ones, how could you stand reading the books?:huh:
Harry's Death
He smiles
and
blushes
his glasses fog up
lots of stars and magic and stuff
his first orgasm is complete
his has become a man
now get a job.
so lets see
my bets are
1.Harry Potter, only a question of how he dies I think
2.Voldemort....
3.Snape....
4.Lucious Malfoy, a death scene for him would be nice
5. A member of the Wesley family, sry but I believe one of them has to go
sounds like a mass sluaghter!Quote:
Originally Posted by WHRST
:O:O
I predict there will be date rape. Hagrid will anal rape Hermione.
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http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...t_harry_potter
Ciram
lovely. I cant wait!
Harry commits suicide after being anally raped by Ron.
I think.
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Originally Posted by jimbo12345sounds like a mass sluaghter!Quote:
Originally Posted by WHRST
:O:O
The only one i am not sure about being killed on that list is Snape but it is still a good chance on him being killed.
I can't wait for the movie. :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
Anyway, I'm glad there's at least someone in this thread who isn't a Harry Potter fan, I was beginning to feel alone.
The most elegant solution is if Harry Potter has to give up his magical skills. (No more Harry Potter, without actually killing him)
Magical stories will always offer film-makers the possibility of Phoenix like recoveries. It all depends on public demand. So what happens to Harry Potter or any other charachter will be basically, irrelevant.
Everyone dies, except for Malfoy.
It's true.