Your Wimbledon Picks.

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Tennis is for the gheys.

watching two guys play with their bawls for four hours does not rawk.

Douglas Adams was a tennisist.

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Originally Posted by Agrajag

Douglas Adams was a tennisist.

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Thus confirming my theory.

Well I was basing it on your theory, so it's a bit of a circular argument.

You're a circular argument.:snooty:

You're a specy gaylord cocksucking arse bandit shit licker with bad aids.

I feel that may have been a tad disproportionate.

It was, I don't wear glasses.

:lol:

Sorry, I knew I'd taken it too far. Can you forgive me.

I can but can you forgive yourself tho'.

I'll have to learn to live with the guilt.

You can't larn that from a book.

You should grow a floppy fringe and scratch poetry into your arms.

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

Didn't post pics but.

Do not gooleimagesearch raging btw.

:pinch:

Making a furry ball should not go unrespected.

Yes, yes it should.

i remeber going on Sky News a week or 2 back and it saying "Andy Murray out of Wimbledon" and thinking, go d, he's shitter than Henman. Didn't realise it hadnt actually started.

I look yesterday and i see "Real Wimbledon Hopes for Tiger Tim"

Ok, he's English and good to see the support, but every year, a load middle-class, middle-aged women going mental for him alongside a bunch of upper-class public school students called Tarquin and Tenpenny, as if they genuinely believe he will win.

COme on Federer, and come on the sun so the hot ladies were less.

Again though, tennis is a little bit more exciting than table-tennis, if not for less of repetitive strain injuries in th neck.

I can't believe how ugly most (read: all) of the women tennis players are: fat knees, thunder thighs, no boobs and most look like men. Whatever happened to Gabrielle Sabatini? She was fine.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/6245478.stm

Tom Fordyce, the funny guy who did the cricket updates on BBCi, is now doing the same for Henman's tennis match (see above)

Read up from the bottom. Fuckin' hilarious :lol: :earl:

:glag: that is quality.

Bye bye Tim :wave:

Indeed.

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i remeber going on Sky News a week or 2 back and it saying "Andy Murray out of Wimbledon" and thinking, go d, he's shitter than Henman. Didn't realise it hadnt actually started.

I look yesterday and i see "Real Wimbledon Hopes for Tiger Tim"

Ok, he's English and good to see the support, but every year, a load middle-class, middle-aged women going mental for him alongside a bunch of upper-class public school students called Tarquin and Tenpenny, as if they genuinely believe he will win.

COme on Federer, and come on the sun so the hot ladies were less.

Again though, tennis is a little bit more exciting than table-tennis, if not for less of repetitive strain injuries in th neck.

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I usually watch some Wimbeldon every year. I don't have HBO anymore so if I watch any it'll be while I'm on vacation.

I can't believe folks are saying Wimbeldon isn't exciting. I mean it's gotta be more exciting than the darts championship.:lol:

It is if you're a fucking gaylord.

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Originally Posted by jimbo12345

i remeber going on Sky News a week or 2 back and it saying "Andy Murray out of Wimbledon" and thinking, go d, he's shitter than Henman. Didn't realise it hadnt actually started.

I look yesterday and i see "Real Wimbledon Hopes for Tiger Tim"

Ok, he's English and good to see the support, but every year, a load middle-class, middle-aged women going mental for him alongside a bunch of upper-class public school students called Tarquin and Tenpenny, as if they genuinely believe he will win.

COme on Federer, and come on the sun so the hot ladies were less.

Again though, tennis is a little bit more exciting than table-tennis, if not for less of repetitive strain injuries in th neck.

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I usually watch some Wimbeldon every year. I don't have HBO anymore so if I watch any it'll be while I'm on vacation.

I can't believe folks are saying Wimbeldon isn't exciting. I mean it's gotta be more exciting than the darts championship.:lol:

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I'm not sure you are allowed to call yourself black after that, sir :no:

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I usually watch some Wimbeldon every year. I don't have HBO anymore so if I watch any it'll be while I'm on vacation.

I can't believe folks are saying Wimbeldon isn't exciting. I mean it's gotta be more exciting than the darts championship.:lol:

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I'm not sure you are allowed to call yourself black after that, sir :no:

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You think darts is more exciting than tennis?

I never sit and watch the whole thing and I never watch the men.

When Sharapova, Venus, or Serena play I try to watch if I can. It's no big deal though.

I took tennis lessons when I was younger too.:snooty:

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TBH, I never watch either. I find them boring as hell.

An aside, like:

I was gonna do a whole stupid stereotype joke-thing to see who I could tick off, but I sort of lost momentum. Found this (though it's not much to do with tennis if anything at all). It's interesting both 'cos the quoted bits are kewl, and 'cos the guy talking about it pwns himself a whole lot.

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An aside, like:

I was gonna do a whole stupid stereotype joke-thing to see who I could tick off, but I sort of lost momentum. Found this (though it's not much to do with tennis if anything at all). It's interesting both 'cos the quoted bits are kewl, and 'cos the guy talking about it pwns himself a whole lot.

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What a weird thread. How'd you find that?:lol:

I googled something like "black people tennis" and just clicked the first thing that I thought might be really stupid (under the link it said something about tennis without a net) :unsure:

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TBH, I never watch either. I find them boring as hell.

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hahahahahahahaha. This guy's soo funny! Are you suggesting this is Busyman? Carry on!

It is busyman, however we like to keep it quiet. He likes it here but also cherishes his privacy.