I'm not especially fond of the bride or groom. However, their booze is perfectly
fine. FTW
-bd :01:
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I'm not especially fond of the bride or groom. However, their booze is perfectly
fine. FTW
-bd :01:
My sis's wedding is next weekend. Too many alcoholics in the family - there will be no booze.
:cry:
Harry, skip the wedding and go directly to the reception.
-bd
:dabs: That's harsh. It'd make my sister cry. Is that what you want? :unsure:
Not particularly fond of wedding ceremonies tho' been to five and I'm only 19. It's too much.
I don't know your sister...so your points moot. However, if your sister is the decent type, I certainly wouldn't recommend it.
Just bring booze in a flask.
/fixed
-bd
weddings = opportune time to fornicateQuote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
Why focus on booze alone when you can focus on tipsy bridesmaids as well
It's not an either/or situation. (they usually go hand in hand)
-bd :naughty:
I suppose. Although the way Hairbautt seems dismayed about the amount of wedding he's been to, fair to say he only got to enjoy the booze part. Am I right or am i right?
At weddings, women are vunerable therefore easy.
Let's just say after you're done with'em they still have marriage/commitment/relationship on their mind.
Not to mention what booze does to even the ugliest of brods. :dabs:
As bd said, bring a flask, or better yet do what I do.
Bring a bottle of Makers Mark and leave it in the truck/car.
Order coke from server, return to vehicle, pour out half of said cola, top off with alcohol, stagger back inside. :happy:
Then find yourself a "cougar" and make return trips to the car together.
hairbautt, blaming booze as the reason why you pulled a girl at a wedding and don't want to see them again, is perfectly acceptable. Don't fear such things. I guarantee whoever pulls the bridesmaid's/her mothers sisters aunties cousins best friend, will also use a similar line. Or, that's the next wedding you're off to.
Remember if you can't be good, be careful. And if you can't be careful, give a fake name. For you, i see Andrew Marsden as a suitable name to use.
Right, that's everything covered, have a good day!
Great. Andrew Marsden author of Confidentiality in Christian Ministry (Ethics).
http://www.google.com/search?q=Andre...x=&startPage=1
Think it might work :naughty: