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.......by my wife's crap cooking! I'm leaving it well alone tonight!
She only cook's for me about once a month - normally I do it all (and no I aint kidding!) I do the washing up nearly every day... the hoovering... diy......the lawns....the majority of the ironing etc.... Surely she could muster up something edible just once in a while! Bloody burnt fishfingers with half cooked chips! Yak!
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Fortunatley, i dont suffer from the travesty you speak of fugley.Quote:
Originally posted by fugley@17 June 2003 - 17:57
.......by my wife's crap cooking! I'm leaving it well alone tonight!
She only cook's for me about once a month - normally I do it all (and no I aint kidding!) I do the washing up nearly every day... the hoovering... diy......the lawns....the majority of the ironing etc.... Surely she could muster up something edible just once in a while! Bloody burnt fishfingers with half cooked chips! Yak!
There's always one of them dolls.......
But sh*t, they dont cook.....
Right man, get your thinking cap on, this must be resolved before your bowels are moved in directions they were never meant to go !!
At this moment I am inconbloodysoulable!! I've had bugger all to eat for breakfast or lunch.......
well then it has to be a take-away.
We are amongst (if not the) most obese in Europe, so why not ?!!!!
Stuff that fat-ass face with Pizza and choclate !!!!!!!
I'm sick of all these people saying there leaving <_<
fugley: If your gonna go then go, I don't like me mums cooking so I feel the same :P
uh? :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by fugley@17 June 2003 - 17:57
.......by my wife's crap cooking! I'm leaving it well alone tonight!
She only cook's for me about once a month - normally I do it all (and no I aint kidding!) I do the washing up nearly every day... the hoovering... diy......the lawns....the majority of the ironing etc.... Surely she could muster up something edible just once in a while! Bloody burnt fishfingers with half cooked chips! Yak!
Maybe a meal of "fur-pie" would ameliorate the situation somewhat? :D
Normally yes but I can't bear it on an empty stomach!Quote:
Originally posted by j2k4@17 June 2003 - 18:14
Maybe a meal of "fur-pie" would ameliorate the situation somewhat? :D
sorry to rub it in fugley but i just had a huge Ulster Fry !!!!!
and it was delicious !!!!!!!!!!
i want one! ;)Quote:
Originally posted by fugley@17 June 2003 - 17:57
normally I do it all (and no I aint kidding!) I do the washing up nearly every day... the hoovering... diy......the lawns....the majority of the ironing etc....
Normally yes but I can't bear it on an empty stomach! [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by fugley+17 June 2003 - 18:15--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 17 June 2003 - 18:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@17 June 2003 - 18:14
Maybe a meal of "fur-pie" would ameliorate the situation somewhat? :D
i can!
chum i can grin and bear that any day :D
:angry:
whats that for then u little punk ?!! :D :DQuote:
Originally posted by fugley@17 June 2003 - 18:34
:angry:
no food? :(
no bliff? :( :( :(
That's it I'm goin on an involuntary hunger strike! That'll show her!
Not that I'm worried but it takes weeks to die from starvation right??
Could someone please confirm that - I mean you cant die of hunger after just 24hrs right?? :unsure:
well as im talking about the history of my country in another thread....Quote:
Originally posted by fugley@17 June 2003 - 18:41
That's it I'm goin on an involuntary hunger strike! That'll show her!
Not that I'm worried but it takes weeks to die from starvation right??
Could someone please confirm that - I mean you cant die of hunger after just 24hrs right?? :unsure:
the hunger strikers in the H blocks in the Maze prison, belfast, survived up to 25 days without food, i believe.
so you've a while to go....
just take a wee bite my friend
You bloody sure it was 25 days right - no misprint??
im not sure, sorry fug's, im not that old so i cant remember......Quote:
Originally posted by fugley@17 June 2003 - 18:46
You bloody sure it was 25 days right - no misprint??
try eating soap, its ok sometimes.
Nearly a month? you would be bloody hungry though - and a hunger strike means no sneaky snacks either!!Quote:
Originally posted by fugley@17 June 2003 - 19:46
You bloody sure it was 25 days right - no misprint??
involuntary hunger strike :lol:
you gotta drink though, not drinking makes you die
Not getting involved in the politics.......Quote:
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@17 June 2003 - 18:45
the hunger strikers in the H blocks in the Maze prison, belfast, survived up to 25 days without food, i believe.
But I wonder if that cow of a wife of mine was cook there????
Would explain a few things!
he could drink his own piss.
i saw this guy on the word once and he eat his own shite and drank his own piss in the forest.
utterly disgusting and laughable as well.....
when your drunk on a friday night watching the word......
give that a go if your up for it fug's
same here. life is bull shitQuote:
Originally posted by fugley@17 June 2003 - 17:57
.......by my wife's crap cooking! I'm leaving it well alone tonight!
She only cook's for me about once a month - normally I do it all (and no I aint kidding!) I do the washing up nearly every day... the hoovering... diy......the lawns....the majority of the ironing etc.... Surely she could muster up something edible just once in a while! Bloody burnt fishfingers with half cooked chips! Yak!
Anyone got any biscuits? :unsure:
you could sever the head off a cow and try and cook parts of it.Quote:
Originally posted by fugley@17 June 2003 - 21:43
Anyone got any biscuits? :unsure:
you could sever the head off a cow and try and cook parts of it. [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+17 June 2003 - 21:47--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 17 June 2003 - 21:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@17 June 2003 - 21:43
Anyone got any biscuits? :unsure:
Where am I gonna find a cow at this time of night?
Oh hang on!
Sweet heart!!! Oh sweet heart! come here baby! Nah she's fast asleep in the bedroom!
Me Gonna stick them f*cking fish fingers up her nostrils!
Where am I gonna find a cow at this time of night?Quote:
Originally posted by fugley+17 June 2003 - 21:51--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 17 June 2003 - 21:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@17 June 2003 - 21:47
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@17 June 2003 - 21:43
Anyone got any biscuits? :unsure:
you could sever the head off a cow and try and cook parts of it.
Oh hang on!
Sweet heart!!! Oh sweet heart! come here baby! Nah she's fast asleep in the bedroom!
Me Gonna stick them f*cking fish fingers up her nostrils! [/b][/quote]
its not that late.
besides all you need is a machete.
f*ck the fish fingers beeatch.
:o :D :lol: :) :P sorry, just got the funniest mental picture there! :D :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by fugley@17 June 2003 - 21:51
Me Gonna stick them f*cking fish fingers up her nostrils!
good job she didnt burn your pizza! :lol:
edit; thinking about cows to much for those who seen. ;)
:o :D :lol: :) :P sorry, just got the funniest mental picture there! :D :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss+17 June 2003 - 22:16--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 17 June 2003 - 22:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@17 June 2003 - 21:51
Me Gonna stick them f*cking fish fingers up her nostrils!
good job she didnt burn your pizza! :lol:
edit; thinking about cows to much for those who seen. ;) [/b][/quote]
:lol:
i pictured that one myself.....not pleasant i can tell you....
and looks like fugley's offski too - hope he aint practising anythin !!
on that note in off to tha sack myself.
sleep well all !! :D :D :D
night cbb, dont forget to look under the bed for crazed maniacs with burnt fish produce. ;)
sleep well. unfortunatly im not getting any sleep tonight, so im here till either i, or the putor crashes. :huh:
oh u know how hard it is to leave here......Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@17 June 2003 - 22:37
night cbb, dont forget to look under the bed for crazed maniacs with burnt fish produce. ;)
sleep well. unfortunatly im not getting any sleep tonight, so im here till either i, or the putor crashes. :huh:
:D
i dont wanna go !
but my bed's right in front of me !!!!
you should get a stick to press the keys with, then up could stap up 10 mins longer. ;)
i find using my forehead very relaxing....or was that sore?
/bashes head on keyboard. rrhi9pehya\j.
<span style='color:red'>ouch!
no, that hurts, but i make more sense! :D
.......are you still up young man? :P </span>
:lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@17 June 2003 - 22:50
you should get a stick to press the keys with, then up could stap up 10 mins longer. ;)
i find using my forehead very relaxing....or was that sore?
/bashes head on keyboard. rrhi9pehya\j.
<span style='color:red'>ouch!
no, that hurts, but i make more sense! :D
.......are you still up young man? :P </span>
yes and still laughing......
hehe
slowly deteriorating tho......
head....closer.....to......keyboard......
peace missy & every1 before i collapse!
laters.
:D Bill :D
she drink or smoke alot?
:huh: