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A man walks into a fish shop with a large marlin thrashing wildly in his arms.
"Do you sell fishcakes here?" He inquires.
"No, I'm sorry, we don't". Replies the fishmonger.
"Typical",says the man, "And its this B*****d's birthday too".
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"That made me smile"
I can see....Quote:
Originally posted by Proper Bo@ I tell thee,18 June 2003 - 09:51
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"That made me smile"
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man! sometimes i scare myself!
two Parrots are sitting on a Perch..
One sayes to the other "Can you smell fish?"
two flies are sitting on a turd..Quote:
Originally posted by Some_Geezer@18 June 2003 - 10:12
two Parrots are sitting on a Perch..
One sayes to the other "Can you smell fish?"
One sayes to the other "Can you smell lunch?"
i can just hear the bells and wind in the background....................................
BIG SPAMMY BUMP :D
I'd get off home. your Mums proberly wondering were you are..Quote:
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@18 June 2003 - 17:15
i can just hear the bells and wind in the background....................................
:huh: In the words of the scousers: Yu Wha?
Poor, misguided Bo. Say that in Liverpool and you're likely to get ponce-tw**ted ;)
The correct scouse is :-
"What the f*** are you p***ing on about? :angry:" :D
lol, i meant the harry enfield scousers, not the real genuine shell-suit-wearing scousers actually from liverpool :P
Harry Enfield - You mean that you pay attention to that Southern poof?
I wish that he'd come to Liverpool some time - I know a few hundred thousand who'd love his blood :devil:
awwww getting all upset now? :P
No, i just thought it's a funny sketch. I like how you call him a southern poof, you're bloody southern to me you tart! :D
Heh - Could be worse. We could be wearing Newcastle United football shirts :PQuote:
not the real genuine shell-suit-wearing scousers actually from liverpool
Oh I'm sorry, you're starting with the football, who's your team, liverpool or everton? Either way it's jokable! :P
Well, we need a topic that would invoke a lot of posts to get 3K, don't we? ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@18 June 2003 - 18:46
Oh I'm sorry, you're starting with the football, who's your team, liverpool or everton? Either way it's jokable! :P
I'm a Liverpool supporter - and proud of it.
BTW when was the last time Newcastle United won the treble? :P;)
hmmmm, im gonna go have some words with Rat_Faced :D
You'd better watch yourself :ph34r: !
LOL - Chances are that I'll be temporarily banned sometime down the line (we all cock up), but the least likely I see being banned for is not supporting Newcastle United :D
I got something better than a banning, don't be surprised if your avatar or sig change sometime soon :P
You mean from the 'Bandwidth Limit Exceeded' image that my goddamn sig host imposed on me for technical cock-ups? Be my guest :w00t:
:lol: