Mine would have to be when I fell off a roof and landed on my back on top of some bikes
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Mine would have to be when I fell off a roof and landed on my back on top of some bikes
I threw some fireworks but they exploeded in my hand and it was ass COLD outside so my hand was stinging
getting hit in the back of a neck by a curveball didnt feel to well...
my septum piercing. not the getting it pierced part (that actually felt good), but the 2 weeks afterwards it hurt worse than any other pain i've ever felt.
Testicular injury.
wait i f*cked up I was tripping on acid and I was arrested when they shot me with sedative since I was tripping I felt the pain like I've never felt in my life. Like a wasp sting but many times worse. But the next morning I was under sedation and I didn remember most of it anyway
So let me concieve this.....Quote:
Originally posted by MediaSlayer@18 June 2003 - 23:22
wait i f*cked up I was tripping on acid and I was arrested when they shot me with sedative since I was tripping I felt the pain like I've never felt in my life. Like a wasp sting but many times worse. But the next morning I was under sedation and I didn remember most of it anyway
No matter how intense the pain is, as long as you don't remember it, it is okay?
An amazing concept.
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Okay, let me look up "Pain Relief Machine" on eBay...
...wait a minute, I looking....
..wait, I'm still searching...
Ah! Here it is! I found one on eBay!
when a roman candle exploded in my hand
in the bloody dentist's chair
i can take most other pain, but not in my mouth.
i'm very sensitive that way, it hurts like hell :(
Spindulik I didn't click on your link but perhaps you overlooked the word *MOST* ;)
aND TRIPping is not translatable into words either I take you haven't
Well...I broke my arm as a kid, and htat hurt like hell. I also fractured my thumb in high school...again...hurt like hell. But I have to agree with 2nd Gen Noob...the dentist is the worst. I remember having to have wisdom teeth extracted...god....the worst week ever. In so much damn pain.
i got my thumb caught in a door too. that was extremely sore, however, i got the day off from school, which kinda made up for it
Dentists are sadists.
They win hands down.
My worst pain ever was, ironically, an anaesthetic needle.
The one that goes in the gum where your front teeth are.
Feels like you're getting stabbed in the eye.
The pain.
My is probably when I was about six and I was stting on a fallen down tree in a forest feeding squirells when somehow I lost balance and fell back into a crack in the middle of it (think hotdog) and cracked half my head open. :(
Damn there seemed to be blood everywhere and my dad was quickly getting loads of tissues, kinda funny seeing them white, then red, white, then red, white ..... ok, you get it. :)
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Dentists are sadists.
They win hands down.
My worst pain ever was, ironically, an anaesthetic needle.
The one that goes in the gum where your front teeth are.
Feels like you're getting stabbed in the eye.
The pain.
:'( :'( :'(
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Originally posted by 2nd gen noob@19 June 2003 - 07:32
in the bloody dentist's chair
i can take most other pain, but not in my mouth.
i'm very sensitive that way, it hurts like hell :(
uh-huh
Reading some of your post......... ;) :P :D
Peace brotherdoobie :lol:
on a serious note ................zipping up my penis in my zipper.........oooowwwww!
FRANKS AND BEANS FRANK AND BEANS........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Peace brotherdoobie :">
This is going to sound trivial, but the worst pain i've been in was last year when I had an ear & throught infection. Now that was pain with a caiptal p!
Getting hit with Curley's whip....now thats pain! ;)
When I was 16/17 I was working as a Welder in a factory one town over. I'd just finished smoothing off a piece of metal with an angle-grinder. I pushed my goggles up over my head and turned the grinder off, placing it on the workbench. Stupidly, I'd forgotten that the bench was metal-topped. The still-spinning grinder touched the bench sending a shower of red hot sparks all over me, one of which went into my right eye where it stayed burning my eyeball!!! That fucking hurt more than anything I've ever felt in my life. I still have the scar on the edge of my iris.
Also, last year on Christmas Eve I flayed my right forearm with a steam-hose at work - that smarted a bit I can tell you. Ruined Christmas!!! :lol:
ever thought of changing where you work?Quote:
Originally posted by soopaman@19 June 2003 - 08:47
When I was 16/17 I was working as a Welder in a factory one town over. I'd just finished smoothing off a piece of metal with an angle-grinder. I pushed my goggles up over my head and turned the grinder off, placing it on the workbench. Stupidly, I'd forgotten that the bench was metal-topped. The still-spinning grinder touched the bench sending a shower of red hot sparks all over me, one of which went into my right eye where it stayed burning my eyeball!!! That fucking hurt more than anything I've ever felt in my life. I still have the scar on the edge of my iris.
Also, last year on Christmas Eve I flayed my right forearm with a steam-hose at work - that smarted a bit I can tell you. Ruined Christmas!!! :lol:
maybe a marshmallow factory, pillow factory...:P
sounds like you've had your fair share (and more) of accidents
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When I was 16/17 I was working as a Welder in a factory one town over. I'd just finished smoothing off a piece of metal with an angle-grinder. I pushed my goggles up over my head and turned the grinder off, placing it on the workbench. Stupidly, I'd forgotten that the bench was metal-topped. The still-spinning grinder touched the bench sending a shower of red hot sparks all over me, one of which went into my right eye where it stayed burning my eyeball!!! That fucking hurt more than anything I've ever felt in my life. I still have the scar on the edge of my iris.
Also, last year on Christmas Eve I flayed my right forearm with a steam-hose at work - that smarted a bit I can tell you. Ruined Christmas!!!
OMG i think the soapmans the winner
Ouch
Hehehe ;)Quote:
Originally posted by thegroggman@19 June 2003 - 08:45
Getting hit with Curley's whip....now thats pain! ;)
Are you sure it doen't tickle :PQuote:
HeheheQuote:
Getting hit with Curley's whip....now thats pain!
Want to find out?? :P
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Want to find out?? :P
ummmmmmmm............................. maybe not
Exactly, chicken! Scared of a women with a whip :lol:
ok shall I bend over??Quote:
Exactly, chicken! Scared of a women with a whip
:blink:
remember this is a family forum, people :P
:wacko: :wacko: :wacko:
Got a couple that come to mind.
Number 1 where i got twatted in the head with a bag of marbles when i was a kid in Spain!
Two, a big needle in my Knob ouch :'( wouldnt wish that one on my worst enemy.
Nice combination there methinks :D
I think my worst is when i was a kid and I drank water from a river - not knowing someone had pissed in it no more than a few minutes previousley.
I suffered some bad flu I can tell ya.
You're all pikers ! :lol: Pain is having a hemorrhoid the size of a walnut on the inside of your little puckered ring and having the doc ( sadist mthrfkr ! ) reach in and lance the freakin' thing without even OFFERING anesthetic ! :blink: The torrent of profanity that came outta my mouth shocked the hell out of ME ! :(
i was headbutted at a pub not long ago, does that count? :D
...no?....well it should! :D
:lol: Not the Glasgae Kiss ??!! Ow ! :(Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@19 June 2003 - 04:58
i was headbutted at a pub not long ago, does that count? :D
...no?....well it should! :D
don't know about physical adthomp but that post on "i have to take a shit" from you on page 5 realy heart my head man, you got insurance?? maybe i'll sue :P
yup. owwwww. :'( go get him riddler!
im quite lucky, i seem to get ill all the time, but nothing serious. some idiot crashed into me doing 80mph about 5 years ago, but i got over £2000 for it, so im laughing. :D oh, and my mates stole his license plate for me to cheer me up. hehehe. hmm... i shouldnt have said that really. :rolleyes:
lmao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
don't know about physical adthomp but that post on "i have to take a shit" from you on page 5 realy heart my head man, you got insurance?? maybe i'll sue
thats an old thread that keeps getting bumped