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What do you think about courtesy flushes?
Here in the states they're getting to be standard, at least the places I've lived. So how about elsewhere?
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I only do it if it really stinks or there's visitors/im at someone's house. :ermm:
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but don't you ever get backsplash mist from it?
that's why i don't like em, i hate a watery bottom!
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What in the name of fuck are you people talking about.
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I'm scared! Hold me :fear:
I hope, for the love of our Lord Jesus, that they are talking about bidets or something alike
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Skweeky
I'm scared! Hold me :fear:
I hope, for the love of our Lord Jesus, that they are talking about bidets or something alike
So you think they are both gaylords.
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You are all talking shit.
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rossco
I only do it if it really stinks or there's visitors/im at someone's house. :ermm:
What he said.
Otherwise, if I'm on the pot, I'll stink up the place real good.
The best thing for shit smell after being on the pot is lighting a match. I have no idea why but the shit smell is gone.
Just pray there's no explosion.:cry:
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MediaSlayer
but don't you ever get backsplash mist from it?
that's why i don't like em, i hate a watery bottom!
Well also if you have teh diarrhea, flush before letting go so as not to have your own watery crap splash back up on your ass.
As soon as you let go, it's already going down.:01:
Also, a small bit of toilet paper is in order between the johnson and front of the inside of the bowl. The johnson rests there with the tissue as a buffer so it doesn't touch the inside of bowl or hang in the water.:sick:
Glad I could help owt. Yw in advance.
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lynx
You are all talking shit.
No we aren....oh good wun.
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Shit quality, but it always reminds me of this scene.
[youtube]qMbCEbZM0DQ[/youtube]
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Don't you silly merkins have air fresheners :blink:
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MediaSlayer
Here in the states they're getting to be standard, at least the places I've lived. So how about elsewhere?
I think it's a waste of water...
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Bloody good point that, yes.
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Only done if there is a chance of blockage. Its best to keep things flowing.
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Busyman™
Also, a small bit of toilet paper is in order between the johnson and front of the inside of the bowl. The rests there with the tissue as a buffer so it doesn't touch the inside of bowl or hang in the water.:sick:
So that's where he is and it explains why he can't post.
Dave finally found employment, albeit as Busy's cawkblocker.
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I am baffled as to what this is about. If the one has filled the bowl then it seems natural and normal to flush it away. That is the purpose of a flushing toilet. If you don't then it is an old fashioned cess pit with seat (and, I am pretty sure, flies).
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Biggles
I am baffled as to what this is about. If the one has filled the bowl then it seems natural and normal to flush it away. That is the purpose of a flushing toilet. If you don't then it is an old fashioned cess pit with seat (and, I am pretty sure, flies).
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...courtesy+flush
I think it's a merkin thing :dabs:
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I think it's about flushing after each dropping, so to minimize smells.
Apparently, they don't have air fresheners in merkinland. :idunno:
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manker
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Originally Posted by
Biggles
I am baffled as to what this is about. If the one has filled the bowl then it seems natural and normal to flush it away. That is the purpose of a flushing toilet. If you don't then it is an old fashioned cess pit with seat (and, I am pretty sure, flies).
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...courtesy+flush
I think it's a merkin thing :dabs:
Ah toilet embarrassment - yup I think it is a Merkin thing.
I recall working in a hotel during a Uni summer break and being asked for a "comfort station" by a Merkin lady. I had never heard of such a thing but from her agitated state I guessed her desire. However, I hung out until she said toilet. I still have vaguely guilty feelings over that piece of petty cruelty :shifty:
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Busyman™
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rossco
I only do it if it really stinks or there's visitors/im at someone's house. :ermm:
What he said.
Otherwise, if I'm on the pot, I'll stink up the place real good.
The best thing for shit smell after being on the pot is lighting a match. I have no idea why but the shit smell is gone.
Just pray there's no explosion.:cry:
:O Boom!!! :O
http://content.answers.com/main/cont..._Explosion.gif
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Are they embarassed cuz their poo smells? :o
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Barbarossa
Don't you silly merkins have air fresheners :blink:
Of course we do. Normally, at home, I don't do a courtesy flush. Wifey and my 6 year old can catch all dat azz stinkz.
Again, it's like what tesco said. If I'm over another person's house or have company then I courtesy flush. It doesn't get rid of the shit smell totally but
altogether:
courtesy flush every two logs or so (shit smell won't marinate)
strike a match (gets rid of shit smell entirely)
air freshener (covers up shit smell and/or lit match a bit)
bathroom fan (to 'elp suck that shit smell right outta dere)
is the most one can do.
Air fresheners just make it smell like shit swathed on flowers but I guess it's better than pure shit smell.
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Yeah but roses really smell like poooo-oooo-oooooooh
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Skweeky
Great so then it'll be shit smell and oust.
I lurves going into teh bathroom and getting that shoust smell.:ermm:
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1. improve your diet. your shit won't smell so bad.
2. stop wasting water, you fucking greedy bastards.
that is all.
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Skweeky
Are they embarassed cuz their poo smells? :o
We just don't like funking up someone's bathroom or funking up our own when company comes over.
We are very comforting of our visitors. When have them over for dinner we want them to eats to their heart's content and be comfortable. At cookouts we survez the alcohol so everyone can be relaxed.
Our home is a showplace.
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Bet you don't show them the wank-pit.
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Barbarossa
1. improve your diet. your shit won't smell so bad.
2. stop wasting water, you fucking greedy bastards.
that is all.
Shit always stinkz.
It's not that much water wasted. Many times it's only one extra flush.
We are not teh greedy basterts. It's not like we drinkz the waterz.
Also think about how often one shits over another's house or shit when having company.
I make sure I go before I go elsewhere and before company comes over (there is the rare occasion of someone popping in).
I can't even remember the last time I had to courtesy flush, tbh.
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manker
Bet you don't show them the wank-pit.
According to you, that's my basement.
Folks are always down there unless they are just popping in then it's the livingroom or family room.
Why you gotta bring up the wank, mank?:sneaky:
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Busyman™
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Skweeky
Great so then it'll be shit smell and oust.
I lurves going into teh bathroom and getting that shoust smell.:ermm:
Oust is a neutraliser. It actually works as well
Surprisingly enough
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Busyman™
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manker
Bet you don't show them the wank-pit.
According to you, that's my basement.
Folks are always down there unless they are just popping in then it's the livingroom or family room.
Why you gotta bring up the wank, mank?:sneaky:
Oh, so you've done out the wank-pit so now it's a receptacle for expected guests, rather than an oratory for onanism.
Did she make you do it.
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Skweeky
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Busyman™
Great so then it'll be shit smell and oust.
I lurves going into teh bathroom and getting that shoust smell.:ermm:
Oust is a neutralizer. It actually works as well
Surprisingly enough
fuck me! thats what they tell you...the word neutralizer wont fool me into believing its chemical free, do your really believe everything you're told in adverts? :o
Principal chemicals found in scented products are: http://www.kitchendoctor.com/reprint...chemicals.html
just go to google and type: air fresheners cause, and you'll find how much crap they put in these things, theres one good air freshener that i know of, its called an extractor fan.
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Skweeky
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Busyman™
Great so then it'll be shit smell and oust.
I lurves going into teh bathroom and getting that shoust smell.:ermm:
Oust is a neutraliser. It actually works as well
Surprisingly enough
Ahh mmk. So you're telling me that I don't get that shoust smell then?
Actually there is some type of air freshener that wifey bought that comes in small pump spray bottle that is quite effective.
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the word neutralizer wont fool me into believing its chemical free
:blink:
Why would it fool anyone into thinking that it contained no chemicals.
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manker
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Busyman™
According to you, that's my basement.
Folks are always down there unless they are just popping in then it's the livingroom or family room.
Why you gotta bring up the wank, mank?:sneaky:
Oh, so you've done out the wank-pit so now it's a receptacle for expected guests, rather than an oratory for onanism.
Did
she make you do it.
Hell man, they came down there right after my knee was surgered.
I was down there hemmed up and had a Superbowl party ffs.:happy:
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manker
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the word neutralizer wont fool me into believing its chemical free
:blink:
Why would it fool
anyone into thinking that it contained no chemicals.
Why would it being called a neutralizer lead one to believe it is anything but an air freshener?:blink:
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because it says so in the advert.