forget tooth ache and contractions.
We have a new winner;
kidney stones :fear:
5 hours of agony before they finally gave me a shot of morphine :cry:
Just got back home from hospital and feeling rather disorientated :wacko:
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forget tooth ache and contractions.
We have a new winner;
kidney stones :fear:
5 hours of agony before they finally gave me a shot of morphine :cry:
Just got back home from hospital and feeling rather disorientated :wacko:
stubbing your toe is the worst pain ever :dabs:
:no:
Axe in the face.
I never realised you were THAT Glaswegian :huh:
Standing on an upturned plug is the worst pain evar. fact.
It probably would be if it went on for hours
I'm not Glasgwegian at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Plug?:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
:lol: how's the electricianing going Tesco.Quote:
Originally Posted by rosscoPlug?:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
http://uk.gizmodo.com/plug.jpg
Aren't you a sparky ffs?
Plug?:unsure:
Plug :yup:
Thoguht it was some british term for something else, like staples or something. :unsure:
Why in the name of all that's secret would you think that.
No, we call staples miniature square nails with two sharp ends.
Why would we change a language we invented?
Indeed we all still speak like Shakespeare, forsooth.
If Dr Who is to be believed and it wouldn't lie to us.
I vote for kidney stones unless more than one tooth is involved. A Kick
in the nads is also very painful... however it is usually over pretty quickly.
-bd
Reading this thread.
:dabs:
Breaking a bone is pretty bad.
Which one.
Tail bone injuries are really painful..Its not like you can rest your ass...because technically resting it is sitting on it.
A crack pipe burn - hurts really bad. Laugh if you want to.
I really don't care. (really)
-bd
a coat hanger down the japs eye :blink:
Tell us about when that happened to you
in the film 'Human Traffic' Moff says it to the cab driver.
Skweeky; there's always something wrong with you.
Is this a recent thing or did you move from Holland to Scotchland with the express and primary purpose of taking full advantage of the NHS.
She even married a hun to ensure said treatment.
It's quite frankly appaling behaviour.
Hun Boi: So why did we get married?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chip Monk
Skweeky: Put it this way, you'll be buying plenty of nappies in about 6 months time.
Hun Boi: You're pregnant?!?!
Skweeky: No, I've got a rampaging anal abcess and the only way they'd treat me on the NHS was if I married you.
:lol::earl:
:angry:
It's not fucking funny
I've been having trouble ever since I had a kindey infection about 2 years ago. My immune system is rubbish so I catch every bug that comes about :(
I wish you the best Skweeky.
So you've never been kicked in the nuts then.:dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
Kidney stones.....more than one tooth? WTF!?
I been kicked in the balls plenty of times. Believe me. :pinch: The Pain doesn't last for 4 -5 days like a toothache.
You must have sissy balls.
-bd
Yea/ burns for like an hour.
so does a vindaloo in the morning
You never explained what "over pretty quickly" meant.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
If I had known "less than 4 days" then I wouldn't have made comment.
A stubbed toe pain is over pretty quickly but it hurts like a mofo for about 5 seconds.
I'm a clinical intern, and I witnessed a Mastectomy (removal of female breasts) because of cancer and mild fibrosis.
The lady, who's only like 30, needs to stay in the hospital for 2 weeks..
That's what I call pain.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
Where on earth does that screen shot come from? :blink:
I don't know what Ares is and I certainly do no run Windows95.
I don't even have a buddy list :o
Edit: I went in my user CP and changed all that now... Windows 95... :fear: