.. that my husband's ex-gf used to work for Spearmint Rhino
I feel so inadequate :cry:
How dare he go out with a bloody stripper before he even met me! :angry:
It's a fucking disgrace, that's what it is!
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.. that my husband's ex-gf used to work for Spearmint Rhino
I feel so inadequate :cry:
How dare he go out with a bloody stripper before he even met me! :angry:
It's a fucking disgrace, that's what it is!
Yay!
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Glad that's solved.
Don't worry, he probably only ever thinks of her when he's in you, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Or when he's playing poker on-line and you're giving him a BJ.
I think that may have been going too far.
What think you.
I don't know where the line is until I've crossed it, like.
lucky husband, strippers are cool, but hey, google stripper courses, and learn for his birthday.
Or snorted it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
start stripping for him
That'd be so sexy to have my wife strip for me.
That is if I had a wife :dabs:
Or a girl in general.
^^^ I have. Its not all that its cracked up to be. For one thing, Im not getting that BJ while playing poker online.
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Originally Posted by Sextent
Only if you put your beer can on her head too . :pinch:
Do it early in the relationship , after 10 years she starts looking like the mom inlaw . :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by lynxOr snorted it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
:ermm: Ew.Quote:
Originally Posted by peat mossDo it early in the relationship , after 10 years she starts looking like the mom inlaw . :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
/Noted.
What, stripped? :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by DefianceX
It's only cewl if you're a new couple, then it's quite erotic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
I had a g/f in college who did a nice striptease while I was on the couch and we hadn't had sex yet. It's prolly the sexiest thing I've had done to date. With all the sexual tension that had been building up, plus she picked the right song and had the the body to pull it off, it was quite a time. :happy:
...but then after a few years, she gets lame and the world means fuckall and we divorce.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkizoIt's only cewl if you're a new couple, then it's quite erotic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
I had a g/f in college who did a nice striptease while I was on the couch and we hadn't had sex yet. It's prolly the sexiest thing I've had done to date. With all the sexual tension that had been building up, plus she picked the right song and had the the body to pull it off, it was quite a time. :happy:
:mellow: Nevermind "love".
Well, after a few years, there's not much to tease you with.
Been there, done that sort of thing. :ph34r:
...and when they start bitching, that you haven't taken out the garbage... while they're stripping...
Meh. Wanking, ftw!
-bd