i have a db 20 gig acc that i dont use!
post something funny!
good luck!
...if it makes me laugh longer than 10 seconds iŽll throw in another revtt invite!
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i have a db 20 gig acc that i dont use!
post something funny!
good luck!
...if it makes me laugh longer than 10 seconds iŽll throw in another revtt invite!
plz man i really want it!!1
funny:
First question wrong on Who Wants to be a Millionaire
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dMriTkE3igY
Kid singing Britney Spears scared to death by his mom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-qJaow1Kf0
very good one:
Dont' laugh when this Japanese man tries to speak English
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE44R...related&search=
plz man i really want this acc
The lil' bastard :)
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2...nny0472bm8.jpg
feedthe.net is not open :(
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry : "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks : "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks : "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks : "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...... "
;):)
Can I have it please? :)
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And watch this crazy-japanese video :lol:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hq_tPCUx9ds
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
:D:D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by MisterSister
damn.i think he should take it.
best joke i heard, hope you like it:
During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope delcined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!
LOL.. you can't back off on this one. :D
And yes DB 20gb is a big thx.
Slap on The Face http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSvqroXBl3s
OR
How It Feels To Be Broke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzdSYm1t28o
OR
Nervous Breakdown's(breakdancers) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_er14xclCk
OR
Slamball Accident http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugrlzm7fySE
OR
David Blaine: Youtube Edition http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY