How do you be a jerk?

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08-14-2007, 06:30 AM
Adster

How do you be a jerk?

Im too nice of a guy someone explain to me why I am?

I have my ex ringing me up for sex advice with her boyfriend

and because Im too nice I help out and dont say fuck off I dont wanna hear about it

so tell me how do you become a jerk?
08-14-2007, 06:47 AM
lynx

Re: How do you be a jerk?

Tell her you'll come round and give her lessons.

Either she says yes, or she thinks you are a jerk.

It's a win-win situation. :D
08-14-2007, 06:48 AM
S!X

Re: How do you be a jerk?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adster

Im too nice of a guy someone explain to me why I am?

I have my ex ringing me up for sex advice with her boyfriend

and because Im too nice I help out and dont say fuck off I dont wanna hear about it

so tell me how do you become a jerk?

Just don't answer, assuming you have caller ID :dabs:
08-14-2007, 07:00 AM
Adster

Re: How do you be a jerk?

caller ID??

im right woman get bored of me after a few months dump me around then they come crawing back and reccyle me its the story of my life!
08-14-2007, 09:17 AM
4play

Re: How do you be a jerk?

ask her sister out on a date and keep telling her you dont like her new boyfriend.
08-14-2007, 10:59 AM
Adster

Re: How do you be a jerk?

haha she doesnt have a sister only a brother :P so that plan doesnt work
08-14-2007, 10:59 AM
100%

Re: How do you be a jerk?

Don't be a jerk.
08-14-2007, 11:06 AM
4play

Re: How do you be a jerk?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adster

haha she doesnt have a sister only a brother :P so that plan doesnt work

it will work you just have to alter it a little :naughty:
08-14-2007, 12:06 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: How do you be a jerk?

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How do you be a jerk?

hold her down and jizz in her hair and then take a pic and send it to her boyfriend :yup:
08-14-2007, 03:06 PM
enoughfakefiles

Re: How do you be a jerk?

Is jizz good for wimins hair :unsure:
08-14-2007, 04:09 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: How do you be a jerk?

Quote:

Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

Is jizz good for wimins hair :unsure:

good like fucking the cold dead mouth of a strangled whore :smilie4:
08-14-2007, 08:41 PM
Mathea

Re: How do you be a jerk?

You could tell her that all the advice in the world wont help since she is a horrible lay. That will not only get her to stop asking but also helps in the becoming a jerk situation.
08-14-2007, 08:44 PM
Snee

Re: How do you be a jerk?

Yell her mam's name while you are having sex

Obviusly, you need to get her into bed beforehand, but.
08-14-2007, 09:59 PM
Barbarossa

Re: How do you be a jerk?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snee

Obviusly, you need to get her into bed beforehand, but.

How nauseatingly conventional :smilie4:
08-14-2007, 10:07 PM
Snee

Re: How do you be a jerk?

Secks solves every problem adster has. Fact. 'cept being ginger.
08-15-2007, 02:13 AM
bunny67

Re: How do you be a jerk?

change your number before telling the cheeky bitch to get stuffed
08-15-2007, 02:28 AM
SaveFerris

Re: How do you be a jerk?

I hear jerks punt babies.
08-15-2007, 05:22 AM
thewizeard

Re: How do you be a jerk?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adster

Im too nice of a guy someone explain to me why I am?

I have my ex ringing me up for sex advice with her boyfriend

and because Im too nice I help out and dont say fuck off I dont wanna hear about it

so tell me how do you become a jerk?

It's simple..just be yourself .. ;)
08-15-2007, 09:48 PM
HeavyMetalParkingLot

Re: How do you be a jerk?

Call the guy up and remind him to have her tested for any, well you know
08-15-2007, 10:28 PM
Jagarga

Re: How do you be a jerk?

means tested? cos she'd have to be thick as fuck to shag ad?
08-15-2007, 10:32 PM
MediaSlayer

Re: How do you be a jerk?

start here, adam.

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/...ZL._SS500_.jpg

thank me later.