But you can't help it
Status Quo, live in concert. That was fan-tastic.
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But you can't help it
Status Quo, live in concert. That was fan-tastic.
Funerals.
Smell of gasoline.
^ ditto. :wub:
Status Quo
Busted
Mcfly
Pink fluffy stuff
Kids falling over
Kids crying
Ipods
Being extra polite to total cunts
Greasy foods
Micro foods
British weather
General tack :happy:
Ian Paisley. He's funny.
early mornings, love the city when it's quiet :)
Bad Company
Wrestling
Sequels
Hangovers
Cartoons
Pot Noodles
Rustler's Burgers
Sleeping on the couch/floor
Liam Neeson in Star Wars.
Kidney cancer (got rid of Bernard Manning).
K9 off of Doctor Who.
Manker.
My kids' faces when I tell them they've got bird shit on their heads.
Fucking priceless. Try it, parents. Works every time.
sam4 got Layla out of her kip, rushed down the stairs and into the car, with him shouting hurry up we're late for school.
She was sitting in the car, in her pyjamas, on a Saturday, when he declared her an April Fool.
That's quality cruelty.
That was quite possibly the most orsum moment in parenting evar. :lol:
sam4 > *
http://www.bisnotb.com/Quote:
Originally Posted by necromantic
Genious, thanks for that.
Rain.
huh no1 likes rain
^ :huh:
No one likes wabbits.
Well casseroled in a nice tomato sauce is OK.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Hell no.
I just wish my dawg would catch one of the dirty feckers. :no:
It's Watership Down all over again.
Pesky wabbits.
No seriously, the tomato juxtaposes the gameness of the rabbit really well.
Cook it on a low heat for ages tho'.
Not many people care about air, it's just there.
^poetry, lyke.
she's aQuote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
lesbianvegemetarian :no:
:ghey:
:o
Just don't like the texture of meat or fish.
Doesn't make me ghey, like. :snooty:
Does.
You really want to think that thro'Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Think about my burd being a lesbeen?
k:smilie4:
Oi! I'm not a burd.
And I don't like anal, so I can't be ghey. :snooty:
Denied.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
she does actually, fucking loves it.
I hope she's gentle with you.
I wish she was too:cry:
/kitty purrs. :happy:
:glag::earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
"theres some lesbian thing on the telly so I'm gonna have a flick"
That made me :glag::earl: also, Givern the context.
Hoi, that was totally taken out of context.
msn is the work of the devil. :no:
I forgot that was in my sig:glag:
You should revamp yer entire sig, arsemonkey. :fist:
replace the pictures with more of your genious quotes?:smilie4: