Top 10 Posters

I've just stumbled across todays top 10 posters page, and was amazed that these counts were humanly possible. In light of this some serious questions were raised that i would love to know the answers to.
this is strictly light-hearted :D (I swear) as i know offence could be taken, and probably still will.

1 Instead of computer chairs do you sit on commodes?
2 are you fed by intravenous drip?
3 is there a pharmaceutical solution to the need for sleep problem?
4 when you finally do pass out do you have a post double to carry on for you?
5 who answers the door?
6 is youre fridge covered in post-it notes every time the board goes down?
7 leg muscle atrophy, is it a problem?

:) :) :)

I know a man that can answer all these questions

Good Old Billy Bats

1 What's a commode.......?
2 Just cheeez supplied by the hour!
3 Cheeez.The answer is always cheeez....
4 THere is only one WeeMouse! Accept no immitations!
5 My mum and dad - it's their house, so damned if I'm answering the door!
6 na....it usually is covered in post-its anyway!
7 no - my feet can't reach the ground, so they get their excersice by dangling back and forth!

:)

God bless the summer holidays!

you might be able to get some good answers from MUSLEMAN too :lol:

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Originally posted by WeeMouse@1 July 2003 - 22:50
1 What's a commode.......?

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think of a toilet
think of a chair

put them together and what have you got...?

:P

I know i shouldn't post this but i find Weemouse quite attractive --- Lamsey is going 2 can my ass for saying that...

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think of a toilet
think of a chair

put them together and what have you got...?

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Every man's dream!

:lol:

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Originally posted by dg_mortal@1 July 2003 - 15:51
you might be able to get some good answers from MUSLEMAN too :lol:

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lol yes he has highest posts/day :lol: (its like 48)

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Originally posted by MetroStars@1 July 2003 - 15:53
I know i shouldn't post this but i find Weemouse quite attractive --- Lamsey is going 2 can my ass for saying that...

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lol i want to see what happens when lamsey sticks his
mod head in here?

:lol:

He's just left my house to go to his.....you'll see his answr in about 10 minutes!

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turns into

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My Ass was canned by Lamsey

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:lol:

im doing this as part of my community service.
what are you guys here for? ;)

excessive squeaking......... :)

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Originally posted by MetroStars@1 July 2003 - 22:53
I know i shouldn&#39;t post this but i find Weemouse quite attractive --- Lamsey is going 2 can my ass for saying that...

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There&#39;s nothing wrong with finding WeeMouse attractive. She is, after all :wub:

:">

me goes to nibble cheeez and hide my blushes&#33;

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Originally posted by WeeMouse@1 July 2003 - 21:53

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think of a toilet
think of a chair

put them together and what have you got...?

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Every man&#39;s dream&#33;

:lol:

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Not unless there&#39;s a fridge next to it :lol: And a microwave the other side :lol:

Or is that just me?? :blink: :ph34r:

Jonno B)

I knew Lamsey would not take offence -- There was no reason 2

weemouse thank god you were first with some erm.. sensible answers :D
i was fearing the flames of hell upon me. and was ready to go incognito :ph34r:
taken in the spirit it was intended, phew.. :)
erm.. cheeze on the hour, cant be a healthy diet for a young girl, treating the parents and home as hotel with slaves. oh then you are a normal healthy teenager.
v. good :)

Thank you&#33;

It takes a lot to make a mouse flame someone........we are fairly docile creatures y&#39;know&#33;

:)

/me goes back to daydreaming about cheeeez mountains and reading "A monk Swimming"........

enjoy cheeze, i&#39;m off to watch a monk swimming, better than reading about it :)

:)

/me eats sandwiches and decides that she like the McCourts&#39; books

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Originally posted by WeeMouse@1 July 2003 - 22:50
1&nbsp; What&#39;s a commode.......?
2&nbsp; Just cheeez supplied by the hour&#33;
3&nbsp; Cheeez.The answer is always cheeez....
4&nbsp; THere is only one WeeMouse&#33; Accept no immitations&#33;
5&nbsp; My mum and dad - it&#39;s their house, so damned if I&#39;m answering the door&#33;
6&nbsp; na....it usually is covered in post-its anyway&#33;
7&nbsp; no - my feet can&#39;t reach the ground, so they get their excersice by dangling&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; back and forth&#33;

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Class&#33;&#33; /Zero looks for a clapping smilie but finds there ain&#39;t one

:D :lol: :D :lol:

I shall accept your grinning smilies&#33; And in return, i shall dance;

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/stacymouse/dance.gif

Geeez hate to see what he said about my rampage a month ago...Waits for someone to beat 254 posts in one day... :D

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2 Just cheeez supplied by the hour&#33;
3 Cheeez.The answer is always cheeez....

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you must be really constipated

ummm am i really in the top ten&#33; :huh:

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lol people forget that some people have only like 40 posts and arnt in the top 10 yet make about 2000 posts in the lounge :P

If I could get that many posts, I&#39;d have to stay here 24/7

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Originally posted by adthomp@2 July 2003 - 08:41
lol people forget that some people have only like 40 posts and arnt in the top 10 yet make about 2000 posts in the lounge :P

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WeeMouse

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:rolleyes:

i have a toilet attached to my chair in which i relieve myself during the day and night, never leaving, never faltering.......

its stained from thousands of wasted meals, but well i dont care.........