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Why do women want to clone you into a double of themselves ?
It would be a shame if we were all the same !!
I am so pissed offffffffffff..
Women "you cant live without them"
Totalllll BOLL*X
Sorry If I offended any females on the board..
I do feel better now I got that off my chest.
I don't wanna make Lamsey a double of me......there would be less cheeeez for me!
I don't think they're a pain, I just ignore them. I'm bysexual though, so I guess I don't notice it.
lol I expected your reply !!
I am still p*ssed off though
Why the feck do women expect so much ?
Naffs me off... bloody moan and groan...
Lifes too short !!
We expect much cos we deserve it! :D
Bu still....get it off your chest....maybe we can talk it thru!
What the f*ck is wrong with women and OCD ?
Cant sit on a bed thats just been made ?
Cant walk on a carpet thats just been hoovered ?
Also why the hell do women disagree with something you said and
ignore you for days ?
What happened to freedom of speech ?
All women are created to give men bloody hell !!
That's it....let it out......
:)
Do you mind if I turn this into a bloodly degrading hit & run chat about WeeMouse? Hey WeeMouse, come here and cook my dinner beotch!
Ever thought it might be you ?
some give heaven, me old chum ;) :D :DQuote:
Originally posted by alan36uk@2 July 2003 - 21:44
All women are created to give men bloody hell !!
Ok, now I'm guessing here, but shot in the dark kinda way have you perchance, just maybe, been having a problem with a person of the opposite sex? I now it's a long shot but I just thought I would ask? :huh:
Oh Paul... I totally agree. Men (like me obviously) are slobbish brutes, with nasty habits and an inability to behave in public. But, you must admit, a man is easier to date than a woman... And cheaper too.
JPaul nahhh its not me lolQuote:
Originally posted by JPaul@2 July 2003 - 22:46
Ever thought it might be you ?
crazy_billy_bats its mostly heaven but when it hits the gutter its not so good.
I dont cheat..I am a lovely geezer.. I do the housework.. happy go lucky !!
Why cant women be the same ?
Too busy gossiping and moaning thats why !!
You have a go at WeeMouse at your own peril buster, you will not just incur her wrath but the wrath of her entire posse (namely just about all who live in the lounge!!!) :pirate: :ninja: :devil: :PQuote:
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@2 July 2003 - 22:46
Do you mind if I turn this into a bloodly degrading hit & run chat about WeeMouse? Hey WeeMouse, come here and cook my dinner beotch!
:lol:Quote:
Ok, now I'm guessing here, but shot in the dark kinda way have you perchance, just maybe, been having a problem with a person of the opposite sex? I now it's a long shot but I just thought I would ask?
goose - go ahead! Doesn't bother me.... :) (itll bother others tho! :D )
Oiiiiii my name is Alan not bloody AlisonQuote:
Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@2 July 2003 - 22:48
Ok, now I'm guessing here, but shot in the dark kinda way have you perchance, just maybe, been having a problem with a person of the opposite sex? I now it's a long shot but I just thought I would ask? :huh:
Oiiiiii my name is Alan not bloody Alison [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by alan36uk+2 July 2003 - 22:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (alan36uk @ 2 July 2003 - 22:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-(>Zero Cool<)@2 July 2003 - 22:48
Ok, now I'm guessing here, but shot in the dark kinda way have you perchance, just maybe, been having a problem with a person of the opposite sex? I now it's a long shot but I just thought I would ask? :huh:
I got that mate :P so I kinda figured you were a bloke and therefoe opposite sex from you would be her?? :huh:
I wouldn't really...Too difficult. I can't think of much. Besides, you look so nice (in a non-threatening way). Anyway, I may as well say this. Men have lower standards than woman, tree-sloths, rocks and baboons. Therefore, saying things like "women won't let you sit on a freshly made bed" is just a reflection of women's high standards, and mens lower ones.
maybe shes really hiding a john thomas all this time and that explains all this agression.
yeahhhh I am MALE and dont bat for the other team !!
You are bloody lightening ? lmho
So yes I am pissed off with FEMALES not MALES
I maybe ruffled a few feathers here but I am not alone here.
Your all to scared to say how you feel !
I can honestly say we females are great! :D
Guys are cool too tho!
Mice just like everyone.....so Alan, is there a story behind this rant, or is it just a rant for the hell of it? Either way it's better for you to let it out.....
So if there's a story please tell and I, as a female, can pass judgement....my big pal JPaul can pass judgement too, cos he's wise an' all that! :)
So WeeMouse, do you go for other women, or men? (Or both, like me)
'Cause you seem quite feminist...
Just cause you are pissed off with your wife g/f or whoever son don't fu**in start having a go at me and giving me any s**tQuote:
Originally posted by alan36uk@2 July 2003 - 23:00
yeahhhh I am MALE and dont bat for the other team !!
You are bloody lightening ? lmho
So yes I am pissed off with FEMALES not MALES
I maybe ruffled a few feathers here but I am not alone here.
Your all to scared to say how you feel !
Whoops, double post...
/me hugs zero and tells him to chill....me gives him chocolate!
chalkmongoose - me's 100% straight (sorry girls :P )
I'm not a femenist, really.....
Wee mouse its not a rant lol
Men are Men
Women are Women... end of story
Women do not meet you in the middle with anything !
They have a view and thats it (I dont get a look in)
Please ladies take your blinkers off...
Men have views as well you know.
We dont all think the way you do.. so gimme a break !!
That's just silly bullshit... Women will meet you in the middle. Read above. They have actual standards to live up to. We as men don't recognize the need to keep a clean house, or flush the toilet. They do, and they want things as they should. Just 'cause women are human doesn't mean we apes should mock them.
Ah but Alan, my friend - remember that men and women do not think alike....some women might think that you need to realise this and accept this - remember that women may find men's ways annoying, but we all have to put up with it!
The wise mouse has spoken! :P
so no woman in particular annoyed you?
MY standards meet most womens requirements..Quote:
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@2 July 2003 - 23:11
That's just silly bullshit... Women will meet you in the middle. Read above. They have actual standards to live up to. We as men don't recognize the need to keep a clean house, or flush the toilet. They do, and they want things as they should. Just 'cause women are human doesn't mean we apes should mock them.
I even put the lid down on the loo !!!
Just because I dont agree with something I get ignored ?
I am houseproud and do my fair share.
So put that in your pipe and blow on it !!
Of course some women annoyed him. He's just to macho to admit it. It all boils down to what I said though.
I put up with her annoyances !!!Quote:
Originally posted by WeeMouse@2 July 2003 - 23:15
Ah but Alan, my friend - remember that men and women do not think alike....some women might think that you need to realise this and accept this - remember that women may find men's ways annoying, but we all have to put up with it!
The wise mouse has spoken! :P
so no woman in particular annoyed you?
but WHY the hell do women not want to do the same back ?
I am going to become a monk !!
ohhhh is it now ? I dunno what gender you are lolQuote:
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@2 July 2003 - 23:16
Of course some women annoyed him. He's just to macho to admit it. It all boils down to what I said though.
:lol:
Us women are strange - we accept this! I cannot begin to explain the ways of my gender! I'm actually not a "normal" female (I love playing and watching football and am verry messy)!
I think I'm an OK girl - Lamsey just has to buy me cheeeez and I'm reasonable!
yes very strange... lololQuote:
Originally posted by WeeMouse@2 July 2003 - 23:21
:lol:
Us women are strange - we accept this! I cannot begin to explain the ways of my gender! I'm actually not a "normal" female (I love playing and watching football and am verry messy)!
I think I'm an OK girl - Lamsey just has to buy me cheeeez and I'm reasonable!
37 YEARS OLD and I still cant understand women !!
we think women suck because we don't understand them and women think that men suck because they don't understand us, so they key to a good relationship is:
find somebody you understand and they understand you, looks, job, family and or what you think they are like does not matter, be honest with your self and see youself and the person you are instersted in as who they realy are, look if you are being ignored because you don't agree with something what are you doing with her boss??? find someone that understands you and you them
I'm male... But I'm bysexual, so I have a funny outlook on life. Actually trisexual, but lets not start.
:blink:
:lol:
99% of what you said is great and 99% of that is what we are like.Quote:
Originally posted by MUSLEMAN@2 July 2003 - 23:23
we think women suck because we don't understand them and women think that men suck because they don't understand us, so they key to a good relationship is:
find somebody you understand and they understand you, looks, job, family and or what you think they are like does not matter, be honest with your self and see youself and the person you are instersted in as who they realy are, look if you are being ignored because you don't agree with something what are you doing with her boss??? find someone that understands you and you them
Its just the annoying 1%
I cannot believe that one male has agreed with me in any way ?
In other words all your relationships with women are WONDERFULL !!
Total grollocks lol
Whatever floats your boat.. Quit advertising that in this post lolololQuote:
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@2 July 2003 - 23:25
I'm male... But I'm bysexual, so I have a funny outlook on life. Actually trisexual, but lets not start.
:D
I think I've scared all the males....except muscle-man cos he could crush me with his wee finger! :blink:
:lol: