If your talking me I'm not patronising anyone I was just listing possible causes that I've experienced.
On oink I'm pretty sure clever is connectable so I can't imagine you could be one and not the other if you think that's the case then I'd double check to verify it
http://oink.cd/connchecker.php. So if it says your connectable then I'm pretty sure your both.
Another thing oink is one of the trackers I've had issues with. Literally I've had to manually update my tracker at times every 5 min inorder to obtain any UL speed otherwise I'd be sitting at 0.