9 Words Women Use

Found this in my email this morning, thought it was pretty funny 'cause it's true. :rolleyes:

Men: Educate yourselves!

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*CK YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Its 100% True LOL

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Good stuff.

all true, they wonder why we dont understand

all true :D

nice :)

nice stuff thanks :lol:

100% true

everybody share same opinion, i'm guessing why lol

Can't agree more that's the reality man...women are so vicious.

and deceptively underhanded in there speech :P

yeah, just then I saw how a woman think in a simple drawing here, now we have how do they express things.. :) they are somewhat unpredictable:D

nice

:yup: good one LOL

when that shit happens you know you need to get a life :yup:

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That couldn't be any more correct.

lmao thats hilarious

Loving it :lol:

Nice

haha nice..

And women wonder why we don't understand them...
Now, a comparison with what a man would mean by saying this things:

1. Fine: Fine (and we want sex)

2. Five Minutes: Five minutes (and then sex)

3. Nothing: Nothing (really.. it means NOTHING ffs)

4. Go Ahead: Go ahead

5. Loud Sigh: only done after sex, and doesn't really mean anything apart from a desire for more sex.

6. That's Okay: That's ok.

7. Thanks: Thanks

8. Whatever: If we want to say fuck you, we wouldn't use a word to cover it up.. we just say fuck you.

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Usually said if sex would be a reward.