How JP made his first million.

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09-09-2007, 12:40 AM
MediaSlayer

How JP made his first million.

http://images.photos.walmart.com/232...3C%3A927nu0mrj

sshhh......keep it on the downlow he doesn't want alot of people to find out ;)

and btw i'm in need of a job ya barmaid. i promise i won't steal yer booze
09-09-2007, 01:03 AM
manker

Re: How JP made his first million.

:ermm:

This thread fails.
09-09-2007, 01:05 AM
MediaSlayer

Re: How JP made his first million.

your life fails.
09-09-2007, 01:08 AM
manker

Re: How JP made his first million.

I know you are but what am I.

The witty retort of champions :hooray:
09-09-2007, 01:09 AM
CrabGirl

Re: How JP made his first million.

:crowd roars approval whilst waving manker flags:
09-09-2007, 01:09 AM
MediaSlayer

Re: How JP made his first million.

i was talking about your supposed death, champ
09-09-2007, 01:11 AM
Skiz

Re: How JP made his first million.

Don't mind him, he's just a douche.

What happened to the construction job? :huh:
09-09-2007, 01:14 AM
CrabGirl

Re: How JP made his first million.

It failed
09-09-2007, 01:15 AM
manker

Re: How JP made his first million.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skizo

Don't mind him, he's just a douche.

What happened to the construction job? :huh:

Oh, he's a female sanitary product.

Another classic retort.

Speaking of idiots - wasn't it you who was so thick that he had to get a job delivering parcels 'cos his dad wouldn't employ him in the family business.
09-09-2007, 01:17 AM
CrabGirl

Re: How JP made his first million.

My reply was soo much better,
09-09-2007, 01:18 AM
Skiz

Re: How JP made his first million.

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skizo

Don't mind him, he's just a douche.

What happened to the construction job? :huh:

Oh, he's a female sanitary product.

Another classic retort.

Speaking of idiots - wasn't it you who was so thick that he had to get a job delivering parcels 'cos his dad wouldn't employ him in the family business.

Nope. I've never delivered a parcel in my live. I'm a Finance Supv. ;)

I've handled a lot of boxes, but never delivered.

And my Dad did employ me, for several years actually until I moved away to go to college.
09-09-2007, 01:19 AM
CrabGirl

Re: How JP made his first million.

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Originally Posted by Skizo

I've handled a lot of boxes, but never delivered.

.

Selfish. :dry:
09-09-2007, 01:20 AM
manker

Re: How JP made his first million.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

My reply was soo much better,

Wittier for sure - but did you get a bite on your craftily baited rod.

I think not, missus.
09-09-2007, 01:21 AM
manker

Re: How JP made his first million.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skizo

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Oh, he's a female sanitary product.

Another classic retort.

Speaking of idiots - wasn't it you who was so thick that he had to get a job delivering parcels 'cos his dad wouldn't employ him in the family business.

Nope. I've never delivered a parcel in my live. I'm a Finance Supv. ;)

I've handled a lot of boxes, but never delivered.

And my Dad did employ me, for several years actually until I moved away to go to college.

Sure.

Your dad owns a multi-million dollar medal business but you work for a parcel delivery firm earning buttons.

We did the math.
09-09-2007, 01:21 AM
Skiz

Re: How JP made his first million.

Bite? Heck, it was shot down.
09-09-2007, 01:22 AM
CrabGirl

Re: How JP made his first million.

My reply was better.
09-09-2007, 01:23 AM
Skiz

Re: How JP made his first million.

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skizo

Nope. I've never delivered a parcel in my live. I'm a Finance Supv. ;)

I've handled a lot of boxes, but never delivered.

And my Dad did employ me, for several years actually until I moved away to go to college.

Sure.

Your dad owns a multi-million pound medal business but you work for a parcel delivery firm earning buttons.

We did the math.

No, no he doesn't.

He sold it 3 years ago. I had the opportunity to take it over, but I didn't want to be back in Tomball.
09-09-2007, 01:23 AM
manker

Re: How JP made his first million.

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Originally Posted by Skizo

Bite? Heck, it was shot down.

Too thick for nepotism.

You should put that in your sig.
09-09-2007, 01:23 AM
CrabGirl

Re: How JP made his first million.

manker posted too quickly!

dAmn your tiny fast fingers.
09-09-2007, 01:24 AM
manker

Re: How JP made his first million.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skizo

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Originally Posted by manker

Sure.

Your dad owns a multi-million pound medal business but you work for a parcel delivery firm earning buttons.

We did the math.

No, no he doesn't.

He sold it 3 years ago. I had the opportunity to take it over, but I didn't want to be back in Tomball.

Of course you did.

When you write something on the internet, it automatically becomes true.
09-09-2007, 01:25 AM
MediaSlayer

Re: How JP made his first million.

I'm working at one of these

http://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/co...g_glendale.jpg

The one I'm helping build now is the second Cabela's I've helped build, the first one is pictured. I just saw on their site there is no austin location tho'.

People who marvel over Cabela's would freak over the bass pro shops in Las Vegas, they used to hold a vegas-style showgirl act underwater , with the girls holding their breath underwater during the act(with the aid of the occasional "hit" of oxygen)

so far as the manker thing goes, all kings are like that before being dethroned. but when they fall..... ;)
09-09-2007, 01:25 AM
CrabGirl

Re: How JP made his first million.

I am a six foot amazonian woman with a million hawt lovers and a regular income doing nothing.
09-09-2007, 01:25 AM
manker

Re: How JP made his first million.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

manker posted too quickly!

dAmn your tiny fast fingers.

I found out the other day that sprinters can run faster if they have smaller feet.

I was all like :o
09-09-2007, 01:26 AM
CrabGirl

Re: How JP made his first million.

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Originally Posted by MediaSlayer

I'm working at one of these

http://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/co...g_glendale.jpg

The one I'm helping build now is the second Cabela's I've helped build, the first one is pictured. I just saw on their site there is no austin location tho'.

People who marvel over Cabela's would freak over the bass pro shops in Las Vegas, they used to hold a vegas-style showgirl act underwater , with the girls holding their breath underwater during the act(with the aid of the occasional "hit" of oxygen)

Awww wow, like, that's just so cool.:dry::dry:
09-09-2007, 01:26 AM
Skiz

Re: How JP made his first million.

Or it could be true and I chose to write it on the Internet.

Either way, who gives a shit? No way to prove it, so.....moving right along.

At JP Liquor, is there poker in the rear?
09-09-2007, 01:27 AM
callum

Re: How JP made his first million.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaSlayer

I'm working at one of these

http://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/co...g_glendale.jpg

The one I'm helping build now is the second Cabela's I've helped build, the first one is pictured. I just saw on their site there is no austin location tho'.

People who marvel over Cabela's would freak over the bass pro shops in Las Vegas, they used to hold a vegas-style showgirl act underwater , with the girls holding their breath underwater during the act(with the aid of the occasional "hit" of oxygen)

Have you posted in the wrong thread, or did you really think somoene would find that interesting?
09-09-2007, 01:27 AM
MediaSlayer

Re: How JP made his first million.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

My reply was better.

??? actually it was kinda predictable when u tink about it
09-09-2007, 01:28 AM
Skiz

Re: How JP made his first million.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaSlayer

I'm working at one of these

http://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/co...g_glendale.jpg

The one I'm helping build now is the second Cabela's I've helped build, the first one is pictured. I just saw on their site there is no austin location tho'.

People who marvel over Cabela's would freak over the bass pro shops in Las Vegas, they used to hold a vegas-style showgirl act underwater , with the girls holding their breath underwater during the act(with the aid of the occasional "hit" of oxygen)

Cabela's is nice. Overpriced, but nice.

We do have one, but its about 20 minutes south of Austin in between San Antonio and here. Actually city name is Buda.

So you settled on AZ, then?
09-09-2007, 01:30 AM
manker

Re: How JP made his first million.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skizo

Or it could be true and I chose to write it on the Internet.

Either way, who gives a shit? No way to prove it, so.....moving right along.

Well, that's the thing. People who have read your posts and can see that you're quite the dimwit will be able to form their own opinions

It seems fairly obvious to me that anyone with a successful business won't want someone of your ilk working within it. Much less running it.

Hey, it's nothing to be embarrassed about. Be proud that your dad is such an astute businessman.
09-09-2007, 01:30 AM
CrabGirl

Re: How JP made his first million.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaSlayer

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

My reply was better.

??? actually it was kinda predictable when u tink about it

:P Goodnight X
09-09-2007, 01:31 AM
MediaSlayer

Re: How JP made his first million.

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Originally Posted by callum

Have you posted in the wrong thread, or did you really think somoene would find that interesting?

neither, and if anyone posted in the wrong thread, it was you. if it generated enough interest to cause you to reply, .... :)
09-09-2007, 01:32 AM
Skiz

Re: How JP made his first million.

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skizo

Or it could be true and I chose to write it on the Internet.

Either way, who gives a shit? No way to prove it, so.....moving right along.

Well, that's the thing. People who have read your posts and can see that you're quite the dimwit will be able to form their own opinions

It seems fairly obvious to me that anyone with a successful business won't want someone of your ilk working within it. Much less running it.

Hey, it's nothing to be embarrassed about. Be proud that your dad is such an astute businessman.

I did run it, you tard. Pops ran the offices and finances and I ran the manufacturing, or the "plant".

Anyhow, enough of your ignorance. I'm off to go watch the Texas game. :01:
09-09-2007, 01:34 AM
MediaSlayer

Re: How JP made his first million.

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Originally Posted by Skizo

So you settled on AZ, then?

believe it or not, i had such a good impression of austin when i left i'm thinking of summering there from now on.

AND if they have rocky horror in austin the chances of that happening are almost a sure thing
09-09-2007, 01:36 AM
MediaSlayer

Re: How JP made his first million.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaSlayer

??? actually it was kinda predictable when u tink about it

:P Goodnight X

is that your humble way to say "i'm sorry"??

:stuart:
09-09-2007, 01:38 AM
Something Else

Re: How JP made his first million.

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skizo

Or it could be true and I chose to write it on the Internet.

Either way, who gives a shit? No way to prove it, so.....moving right along.

Well, that's the thing. People who have read your posts and can see that you're quite the dimwit will be able to form their own opinions

It seems fairly obvious to me that anyone with a successful business won't want someone of your ilk working within it. Much less running it.

Hey, it's nothing to be embarrassed about. Be proud that your dad is such an astute businessman.

I got a tear in my eye from that one. I was laughing so fucking hard. Manker your a welsh-genius mate. :lol:

And about that weird toy-shop or whatever that guy was bangin on about.. :01:
09-09-2007, 01:41 AM
manker

Re: How JP made his first million.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skizo

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Well, that's the thing. People who have read your posts and can see that you're quite the dimwit will be able to form their own opinions

It seems fairly obvious to me that anyone with a successful business won't want someone of your ilk working within it. Much less running it.

Hey, it's nothing to be embarrassed about. Be proud that your dad is such an astute businessman.

I did run it, you tard. Pops ran the offices and finances and I ran the manufacturing, or the "plant".

Anyhow, enough of your ignorance. I'm off to go watch the Texas game. :01:

So what you're saying is that you used to run a very profitable family business but gave it all up to get a job as a parcel courier.

I take the dimwit comment back - you're a complete fucktard.

Well, I say that. I don't really believe that what you said actually happened.
I stand by my 'too thick for nepotism' comment.
09-09-2007, 01:43 AM
MediaSlayer

Re: How JP made his first million.

or maybe he just typed too fast and it came out all wrong.

like you once upon a shirt lift :lol:
09-09-2007, 02:05 AM
Something Else

Re: How JP made his first million.

mentalist comments again.....
09-10-2007, 03:35 AM
Skiz

Re: How JP made his first million.

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skizo

I did run it, you tard. Pops ran the offices and finances and I ran the manufacturing, or the "plant".

Anyhow, enough of your ignorance. I'm off to go watch the Texas game. :01:

So what you're saying is that you used to run a very profitable family business but gave it all up to get a job as a parcel courier.

I take the dimwit comment back - you're a complete fucktard.

Well, I say that. I don't really believe that what you said actually happened.
I stand by my 'too thick for nepotism' comment.

Not only are you retarded, you're illiterate as well.

Read again, troll. I left the business to go to college. I started working part-time at UPS while doing so, so that I would have medical/dental insurance. I liked the company and thus, decided to stay after graduation, seeing as the pay at UPS was on par with what I would earn with the family business. Take into account that Austin has much more to offer than my small hometown and all my friends are in Austin and that decision is a no-brainer. They've treated me well and I've enjoyed it for the most part as I've been successful there.

Now kindly, fuck off. ;)

@mediaslayer - I highly recommend Austin, but what's "rocky horror"?
09-10-2007, 04:01 AM
Hairbautt

Re: How JP made his first million.

Rocky Horror Picture Show :unsure:

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