I'm So Poor

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07-06-2003, 04:05 AM
ging

it's true, I don't even have enough money for summer courses
I don't have TV not even a clock radio
and I eat little : a donut or two or a little more and a pizza for a day( I got up 11:00am today and ate a donut. at 5PM, I ate half slice of a pizza and 11:30pm I ate the other half)
I buy a little beer once a month
I don't buy newspapers, magazines,books, CDs, DVDs I'm wearing the same clothes I bought 1 year ago.
I don't have a car.

but i have a compaq laptop, high-speed internet and a digital camera, Cd player. two pairs of shoe
I have my TV cable installed about two months ago, I wanted to buy a LCD TV, but too expensive.

am I poor?
07-06-2003, 04:14 AM
Nimdock

Is this supposed to be a riddle?

It is in the wrong section.

Edit: typo
07-06-2003, 04:16 AM
2nd gen noob

one word:

prostitution :P
07-06-2003, 04:19 AM
Rip The Jacker

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I don't have TV

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I have my TV cable installed about two months ago

Wait, huh? :blink:
07-06-2003, 04:19 AM
iMartin

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Originally posted by 2nd gen noob@5 July 2003 - 22:16
one word:

prostitution :P

thats how im getting into college.
07-06-2003, 04:21 AM
2nd gen noob

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Originally posted by [-Crono-]@6 July 2003 - 05:19
thats how im getting into college.

i normally use the door, but each to their own i suppose

:P
07-06-2003, 04:22 AM
ging

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Originally posted by 2nd gen noob@6 July 2003 - 04:16
one word:

prostitution :P

if women would pay me
07-06-2003, 04:23 AM
ging

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Originally posted by KrackHead2k@6 July 2003 - 04:19

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I don't have TV

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I have my TV cable installed about two months ago

Wait, huh? :blink:

no, gonna cancel it
07-06-2003, 04:24 AM
Ferasso

Yes, you're poor. Mentally poor. :P
07-06-2003, 04:24 AM
Nimdock

But if you're going to cancel it, anyway you already have a tv...

bullshitter...
07-06-2003, 04:26 AM
ging

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Originally posted by Nimdock@6 July 2003 - 04:24
But if you're going to cancel it, anyway you already have a tv...

bullshitter...

NOoooo... I don't have a TV :(
07-06-2003, 04:26 AM
Z

one key> sports betting. whatever little money you have, use it wisely. i know a method where u can never lose...and also keep your legs unbroken. u wanna hear it?
07-06-2003, 04:27 AM
ging

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Originally posted by Ferasso@6 July 2003 - 04:24
Yes, you're poor. Mentally poor. :P

seems like you are new welcome noob
07-06-2003, 04:28 AM
ging

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Originally posted by Z@6 July 2003 - 04:26
one key> sports betting. whatever little money you have, use it wisely. i know a method where u can never lose...and also keep your legs unbroken. u wanna hear it?

I've tried but no use.
07-06-2003, 04:30 AM
Z

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one key> sports betting. whatever little money you have, use it wisely. i know a method where u can never lose...and also keep your legs unbroken. u wanna hear it?

I've tried but no use. [/b][/quote]
trust me...find two bookies with different odds. bet wisely (u have to figure it out) on each team and u will never ever lose money no matter what the outcome.
07-06-2003, 04:35 AM
ging

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@6 July 2003 - 04:26
one key> sports betting. whatever little money you have, use it wisely. i know a method where u can never lose...and also keep your legs unbroken. u wanna hear it?

I've tried but no use.

trust me...find two bookies with different odds. bet wisely (u have to figure it out) on each team and u will never ever lose money no matter what the outcome. [/b][/quote]
will try again.
07-06-2003, 04:37 AM
ging

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Originally posted by Z@6 July 2003 - 04:30

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@6 July 2003 - 04:26
one key> sports betting. whatever little money you have, use it wisely. i know a method where u can never lose...and also keep your legs unbroken. u wanna hear it?

I've tried but no use.

trust me...find two bookies with different odds. bet wisely (u have to figure it out) on each team and u will never ever lose money no matter what the outcome.

will try again. [/b][/quote]
has anyone won a lottery?
07-06-2003, 04:37 AM
Z

make sure they dont know where you live...just in case. :P
07-06-2003, 04:39 AM
2nd gen noob

there's no way to totally guarantee you'll win money

if there was, we'd all be millionaires
07-06-2003, 04:41 AM
Z

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Originally posted by 2nd gen noob@5 July 2003 - 23:39
there's no way to totally guarantee you'll win money

if there was, we'd all be millionaires

true, but u can guarantee that u wont lose money, so your odd are that much better. if you had enough money you could live off this. its kinda like free money.

do u want me to explain with an example or sumthin?
07-06-2003, 04:43 AM
2nd gen noob

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Originally posted by Z@6 July 2003 - 05:41
do u want me to explain with an example or sumthin?

yeah. i can't see how it's gonna work in the real world

thanks for being patient
07-06-2003, 04:50 AM
Z

i gotta lil time aight.

ok...say new york (ny) is playing tampa bay (tb). ny is the favorite.

bookie 1 - odds 3:1 for ny

bookie 2 - odds 2:1 for ny

bet $10 on tb with bookie 1
bet $20 on ny with bookie 2

if ny wins, you lose the $10 you bet with bookie 1, but win $10 with bookie 2, so you just break even.
if tb wins, you lose $20 you bet with bookie 2, but win $30 with bookie 1, so you win $10.

if you bet wisely, you will never lose money. the tough part would be findin bookies or casinos with different odds on the same game. if the odds are even more different, it is possible to actually win money no matter what.
larger bets (than the example of $10) and more games means lots more money. simple, no?
07-06-2003, 04:57 AM
2nd gen noob

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Originally posted by Z@6 July 2003 - 05:50
i gotta lil time aight.

ok...say new york (ny) is playing tampa bay (tb). ny is the favorite.

bookie 1 - odds 3:1 for ny

bookie 2 - odds 2:1 for ny

bet $10 on tb with bookie 1
bet $20 on ny with bookie 2

if ny wins, you lose the $10 you bet with bookie 1, but win $10 with bookie 2, so you just break even.
if tb wins, you lose $20 you bet with bookie 2, but win $30 with bookie 1, so you win $10.

if you bet wisely, you will never lose money. the tough part would be findin bookies or casinos with different odds on the same game. if the odds are even more different, it is possible to actually win money no matter what.
larger bets (than the example of $10) and more games means lots more money. simple, no?

hmmm....interesting.
i see this possibly being pretty handy

with the gp on tomorrow i may try this little gem out

thanks a lot if it works, and if i get my legs broke, i'll send you the bill :P

thanks for taking the time to write it though :)
07-06-2003, 05:01 AM
Z

no prob man. good luck findin good bookies. try casinos if u ever get to vegas or monte carlo...

btw, dont bother sending me the bill, just send me a cut of what you win. :P
07-06-2003, 10:48 PM
Neil__

Quote:

Originally posted by ging@6 July 2003 - 05:05
it's true, I don't even have enough money for summer courses
I don't have TV not even a clock radio
and I eat little : a donut or two or a little more and a pizza for a day( I got up 11:00am today and ate a donut. at 5PM, I ate half slice of a pizza and 11:30pm I ate the other half)
I buy a little beer once a month
I don't buy newspapers, magazines,books, CDs, DVDs I'm wearing the same clothes I bought 1 year ago.
I don't have a car.

but i have a compaq laptop, high-speed internet and a digital camera, Cd player. two pairs of shoe
I have my TV cable installed about two months ago, I wanted to buy a LCD TV, but too expensive.

am I poor?

us too, poor we.
even had to sell our glastonbury tickets.

What a shit.
Couldn't even waych it on tv
are you crying
We're crying
and into a song
CRYiYiYing over you.
all together now.

Neil.