Originally Posted by
allegrad
I really want FB, so I've got 2 jokes. If you also would like me to send you a ratio proof, please just let me know and I will. I don't know how funny they are, but hear goes.....
A doctor says to a patient, "I've got bad news and worse news. Which do you want first?"
So the patient says, "Give me the bad news."
And the doctor replies, "Well, sorry but you only have 24 hours to live."
"That's awful'" says the patient. "God, what could possibly be worse than that?"
The doctor replies,"I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."
One more-
There are 2 guys sitting at a bar. 1 starts to insult the other. He says,"Ha! I slept with your mother!" So it gets really quiet and everyone in the bar is listening to see what the other guy is going to say. The first guy screams again, "I SAID I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"
So the other guys finally turns and says,"Just go home, dad. You're drunk."