Your Halloween Costume?

So what costume is everyone wearing for this Halloween?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...odborka_91.jpg

Is that... a ninja tampon? :mellow:

It's just some stuff he picked up out of his mom's rubbish bin at the end of the month :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Rip The Jacker

Is that... a ninja tampon? :mellow:

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Looks more like a ninja sanitary towel to me.

Sanitary towels are what women who don't have kebab vaginas use.
General rule of thumb; ladies ranging from easy to complete slapper use tampons, ladies ranging from virgin to tricky lay use sanitary towels.

Don't despair if your girlfriend uses tampons, btw. If she uses the 'mini' size, you're most likely safe but if you see a packet of 'super-plus' in the bathroom, most likely she's shagging your best mate :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Rip The Jacker

Is that... a ninja tampon? :mellow:

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Looks more like a ninja sanitary towel to me.

Sanitary towels are what women who don't have kebab vaginas use.
General rule of thumb; ladies ranging from easy to complete slapper use tampons, ladies ranging from virgin to tricky lay use sanitary towels.

Don't despair if your girlfriend uses tampons, btw. If she uses the 'mini' size, you're most likely safe but if you see a packet of 'super-plus' in the bathroom, most likely she's shagging your best mate :smilie4:

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That backstabbing piece of shit! I knew he was up to no good! :o

you're girlfriend is a he? :ermm:

:lol:

I found this sick, twisted costume in the binz behind woolworths....

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/9289/90067426ti2.jpg

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Originally Posted by Alien5

you're girlfriend is a he? :ermm:

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I was talking about my best mate. =/

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Originally Posted by benchez

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I found this sick, twisted costume in the binz behind woolworths....

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/9289/90067426ti2.jpg

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by benchez

:lol:

I found this sick, twisted costume in the binz behind woolworths....

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/9289/90067426ti2.jpg

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:w00t: :lol:

I think you'll find that girls who wear thongs usually wear tampons
The ones who wear the big pants wear sanitary towels

However, sometimes, during a particular bloody period, both tampon, sanitary towel and big pants could be used all at the same time :yes: