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What Shakespeare a homo f4gg0t!!?
Fuck knoes why but I really did :ermm:
Hmm had to be ,to write that great literature . In a fun vein if he was born today he 'd be hosting one of those designer home shows, like sell this fucking house please .
To be or not to be , fuck lady get rid of the drapes , the dinning room table is much toooo small . :dabs:
Doing a 3000 essay on that fucking cunt's play King Lear, and also have 10 minute (20% grade) one page random selection commentary on Macbeth.
Fcuking homo's plays are boring as fuck, but my fucking English teacher LOVESSSS him, she sounds like she has fucking orgasms when she talks to us about Shakespeare's plays. Fucking fuck.
Your wrong friend , as his plays can be related to the here and now so easily .Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
Yah, of course, he spent 500 pages of flowery language to explain simple and mostly stupid morals that can be worded in about 20 words.Quote:
Originally Posted by peat mossYour wrong friend , as his plays can be related to the here and now so easily .Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
Dramatic Irony, his tragedies with hubris etc etc are fucking obvious from the first page, therefore the plot predictable, uninteresting, and did I mention wrapped in needless flowery and fucking confusing language?
Fucking homo ass titty cunt, I hope you get fornicated everyday in hell, stupid Shakespeare fuck.
God that feels good, I should link my Eng teacher to this thread.
Oh I get it Seedler , were doing your homework ? To put a different spin on one of Shakespeare's plays think of your friends and try to relate to Macbeth . You know ,Ross has stolen your girl "B J" and you plot to discredit him and her and will stop at nothing ?
errrm na,Quote:
Originally Posted by peat mossYour wrong friend , as his plays can be related to the here and now so easily .Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
Shakespeare is shit, yep. :yup:
trust me i read that crap for 2 years.
I'm sure he was great n'all in his time, but for us modern folk it's a bit much :dabs:
By all means if you're into Arts/Literature I'm sure he's worth the study time, but really for those of us who arn't...Let's keep it brief.
Gee and I'm the dumb fuck on here who can't spell . I can still read tho and try and live life to the best I can .Quote:
Originally Posted by killer23errrm na,Quote:
Originally Posted by peat moss
Shakespeare is shit, yep. :yup:
trust me i read that crap for 2 years.
Live a little and experience life ,wife leaves you for another woman ,after cheating with your best friend and his dog . Who you going call ? Ghost Busters .
See its easy :D
Sorry guys did n't mean to sound like a know it all , all the good shows or movies today have at lot in common with his ideas .
Greed, jealousy , revenge or incest . you name it .
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Originally Posted by peat moss
That fugger?
Oh here's another one.
Me and Smith suckup to Rossyco, telling him that "We love him more than words can wield the matter", and our flattery enables him to give up admin privileges, while banning JP and crabgirl when they try to reason with him and reveal our treachery.
Then he expects honour and respect from me, and occupies my server with brokeback movies. I tell him to fuck off, but he gets pished and tells me that I'm a gay f4ggot. Then he goes off to Smith's side of teh forums, and same shit owns him there.
Shortly after, Crabgirl gets mad h4x from manker and try to h4xz0rs my server, but was pwned by my l33t firewallz. Thus, Crabbiegal and Ross are contained in my virus vault.
Then Reality, who was illegitimately conceived by moss, deletes crabbiegal in my virus vault, while ross is overcome by grief and die of overheating as he takes off his CPU heatsink.
At the same time, I grow envious of Smith's crazy empty space, and puts horse pr0n on his comp, and he gets wtfowned by his mom, eternally banning him from interweb usage.
Something like that.
No need to apologise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peat Moses
So true. It's why his writing is still read hundreds of years later and why he's one of the best known playwrights known to man. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by SeedlerQuote:
Originally Posted by peat moss
Dramatic Irony, his tragedies with hubris etc etc are fucking obvious from the first page, therefore the plot predictable, uninteresting, and did I mention wrapped in needless flowery and fucking confusing language?
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Originally Posted by CrabGirlSo true. It's why his writing is still read hundreds of years later and why he's one of the best known playwrights known to man. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
Your right hon , before his time . Probably a closet homo tho as his thinking was probably not shared by the working stiffs .
Did he every write under a synonym ? Can you image the pressures he must of had at the time ? Lesbian tendencies not with out standing . :dabs:
Nada. He didn't even write the plays himself:dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlSo true. It's why his writing is still read hundreds of years later and why he's one of the best known playwrights known to man. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
I love arts and literature
Never quite got into Shakespeare though
My guess is that he wasn't very literate at all and invented all these new words to make it look like he was :yes:
To question Shakespeare's value to English literature is to suggest that Newton knew fuck all about physics.
Do you know how much of modern literature owes it's existence to Shakespeare. How he re-invented the language and how we use it. The words and forms he created. Now I fully accept that reading his PLAYS (you're supposed to see them performed, would you read the script to your favourite film, no you would steal it from the internet) may be of no particular interest to someone who is heading for life as a fast food retailer. However that does not mean they are of no value.
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This list of words that we use in our daily speech were all brought into usage by Shakespeare:
accommodation
aerial
amazement
apostrophe
assassination
auspicious
baseless
bloody
bump
castigate
changeful
clangor
control (noun)
countless
courtship
critic
critical
dexterously
dishearten
dislocate
dwindle
eventful
exposure
fitful
frugal
generous
gloomy
gnarled
hurry
impartial
inauspicious
indistinguishable
invulnerable
lapse
laughable
lonely
majestic
misplaced
monumental
multitudinous
obscene
palmy
perusal
pious
premeditated
radiance
reliance
road
sanctimonious
seamy
sportive
submerge
suspicious
He is without doubt the most influential writer the English language has ever known.Quote:
As if the above words were not enough, Shakespeare also put common words together to make up new phrases:
barefaced
fancy-free
catch a cold
disgraceful conduct
elbowroom
fair play
green eyed monster
heartsick
hot-blooded
housekeeping
lackluster
leapfrog
long-haired
pitched battle
clothes make the man
method in his madness
to thine own self be true
towering passion
ministering angel
dog will have his day
frailty, thy name is woman
neither a borrower nor a lender be
brevity is the soul of wit
mind's eye
primrose path
flaming youth
it smells to heaven
the lady doth protest too much
witching time of the night
it's Greek to me
live long day
breathe one's last
heart of gold
give the devil his due
too much of a good thing
naked truth
foregone conclusion
break the ice
strange bedfellows
wear one's heart on one's sleeve
all that glitters isn't gold
eat out of house and home
be all and end all
more sinned against than sinning
one fell swoop
the milk of human kindness
the course of true love never did run smooth
That doesn't aid in the slightest bit, regarding the part of him being GHEY:dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
Let's just pretend that he in fact, wrote the plays and made up the words. Still quite useless, as language evolves and other phrases + words would have been invented in place of them. Heck, just-play means the same basic fucking shit as fair-play, makes perfect sense to anybody who's got some sense.:dabs:
I think it's important that you bear in mind that you are an idiot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
As evidence of this I cite the above.
Rofls, when you can't come up with something mildly amazing to say, what do you do? Make one-word affronts. Oh you got me good. Nothing shames me more than this.:dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by SextentI think it's important that you bear in mind that you are an idiot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
As evidence of this I cite the above.
As I've been reduced to your level, so here it goes:
You homo-loving cuntshit. Stfukthnx.
wheres the option for not gay:blink:... This is a one sided poll:O
BTW-How old are you because your maturity really shows itself in this post.
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Originally Posted by Seedler
You waited until he'd be gone a while before replying with that drivel.Quote:
Originally Posted by SeedlerRofls, when you can't come up with something mildly amazing to say, what do you do? Make one-word affronts. Oh you got me good. Nothing shames me more than this.:dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
Homo-loving cuntshit. Stfukthnx.
I suppose that means I'm still waiting to for him to be gone in order to reply my drivel. Funny how I already replied:dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by callumYou waited until he'd be gone a while before replying with that drivel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
Your post makes so much more sense than mine, sorry.Quote:
Originally Posted by SeedlerI suppose that means I'm still waiting to for him to be gone in order to reply my drivel. Funny how I already replied:dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by callum
bhoever fade phis bhread ts way
Please go back to grammar school, then everything would make more sense, sorry.Quote:
Originally Posted by callumYour post makes so much more sense than mine, sorry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
what a gay thread this is
Please bear in mind that the person making you look like an idiot is you. I take no credit for that whatsoever, I just pointed it out in case you hadn't realized.
See, that's the problem with you being an idiot, you don't know it yourself ... because you're an idiot.
We could have a whole thread showing you being an idiot, would that help you to understand.
Have I not already told you to stfukthnx? Go lyke, die in a corner, please, thanks.:dabs: