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If anyone of the bored will appreciate it, you will.
Fan-fucking-tastic.
Sorry Manker , but a cock sucking lesboo sounds like a wet dream . What you mean ?
Doesnt that mean she'll blow you but not let you in?
Duck or Swallow , different birds . :)Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
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Originally Posted by peat mossDuck or Swallow , different birds . :)Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Check the $20 thread./........Quote:
Originally Posted by peat moss
hoi, unemployable doletard, why have ewe got the northumberland flag as your flag?
Hoi Bo, So that's what it is, u know ur flags. :blink:
I was just being seasonal, I had Northumberland sausages for dinner this week....mostly...:huh:
I know that particular flag, like, northumberland is only a couple of miles from here.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
wtf are northumberland sausages tho'?
Ones without jackets which sizzle in a funny accent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoI know that particular flag, like, northumberland is only a couple of miles from here.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
wtf are northumberland sausages tho'?
Aha, your attempt at geordie mockery has backfired, woman, cause newcastle isn't in northumberland:snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlOnes without jackets which sizzle in a funny accent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Not really, I'm a vegetarian...You surprised me with your coincidental flag knowledges....
Where is it then, Scotland?:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoAha, your attempt at geordie mockery has backfired, woman, cause newcastle isn't in northumberland:snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
It's in Tyne And Wear, obviousement.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlWhere is it then, Scotland?:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ap_with_UK.png
(northumberland is right above, like)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...humberland.png
He is a geographical expert, especially up North. Don't mess..
Really? :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoIt's in Tyne And Wear, obviousement.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ap_with_UK.png
(northumberland is right above, like)
:no2:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlReally? :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
:01:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo:no2:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
They hang monkeys in Northumberland.
The only reason I knew that flag was the Northumberland flag was 'cos RF used it a year or so back.
At the time, I was all lyke; 'counties have flags' :huh:
You're just a slag with crabs.
edit: @crabgirl, like
:glag: Thanks
phew...thought my secret woz out.. :shutup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Rod?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That's hartlepool in county durham.
You really do know your england Bo...where is Shingay-Cum-Wendy then? (It's a real place honest).
Why would you think I'd rod you on a subject so dear to your heart :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoRod?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That's hartlepool in county durham.
I saw that phoatieshawp about where Hadrians wall was and I was all like who fucking cares.
Then I realised that to northerners, borders and boundaries are serious business :smilie4:
No, I just know the area near me, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
Oh and Shingay cum Wendy is a civil parish in the English county of Cambridgeshire. :schnauz:
Of course they are, they're what separate us from the scottish and the southern pooves.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerWhy would you think I'd rod you on a subject so dear to your heart :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I saw that phoatieshawp about where Hadrians wall was and I was all like who fucking cares.
Then I realised that to northerners, borders and boundaries are serious business :smilie4:
edit: the mspaint hadrian's wall thing was to educate snee, like. He can't help being ignorant; he's foreign
oh and thewiztard too, cause he still seems convinced it's still the border.
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Originally Posted by Proper BoNo, I just know the area near me, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
Oh and Shingay cum Wendy is a civil parish in the English county of Cambridgeshire. :schnauz:
OMG correct again :O Does he google?
Maybe if you buy me a drink or two. :kiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by benchezQuote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
OMG correct again :O Does he google?
Ja, they're both foreign. It's a crying shame.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoOf course they are, they're what separate us from the scottish and the southern pooves.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
edit: the mspaint hadrian's wall thing was to educate snee, like. He can't help being ignorant; he's foreign
oh and thewiztard too, cause he still seems convinced it's still the border.
It's even worse for Snee 'cos he's foreign and short. I wonder if he was watching the rugby earlier, we pwned his tiny Japanian countrymen :happy:
Snee's not short!1:oQuote:
Originally Posted by mankerJa, they're both foreign. It's a crying shame.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
It's even worse for Snee 'cos he's foreign and short. I wonder if he was watching the rugby earlier, we pwned his tiny Japanian countrymen :happy:
I saw that phoatie of when he caught that enormously massive lobster and it was well tiny compared to his arm!1:O
I was seriously :lol: at that ^ rugby comment...
And Bo if u don't mind a pint followed by a bit of straight-on-straight googling, I'm game ;)
straight-on-straight?Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
Is that like "I'm not gay, he sucked me off":unsure:
So he's a giant in his homeland, is he :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoSnee's not short!1:oQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
I saw that phoatie of when he caught that enormously massive lobster and it was well tiny compared to his arm!1:O
I forgot about those pics and yeah that lobster kept his village fed for seven days and nights.
It was fucking big as fuck.
oh so you're not counting the other meat you eat?Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
all this talk of sausages makin' me HARDly amused at your lil' internet scribblings mr. dole
Forgive me for asking and I know it's entirely irrelevant. However what is this thread actually about.
Some chap called me a sheep-shagging wanker - callum the hun said that calling someone a sheep-shagging wanker was a bit like saying that some flowe is a cock-sucking lesbian.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chip Monk
I lol'd and then thought of you. Which I do oft times after a Babycham or three.
i went to hartlepool when i was little, its a seaside town, i bought a fake dodshit in the jokeshop there :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoRod?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That's hartlepool in county durham.
Ken Dodd was really popular up there, was he