Invites Giveaway (not for traders)

IMPORTANT: please rate the thread with the star thingy....thx

Got invites, don't need them.
No traders please...thanks

Bit-HDTV x10 x9 (imranarif)
HDBits GONE (ramola) (ohadraviv) (darkeingel) (smyley) (birney29)
TV Junkies GONE (kadake)
S.I.T.R. x10 x9 (rustynut)
Torrent.Lt x5
LinkoManija x5
Diwana x10
T-Damage x10 x9 (Herakles)
Filezone x1
TTi GONE (sammyp1)
T-Leech - GONE (ramola) (esco123)
SuperT - GONE (ibi23)
Aussie T x1
A-L x3
CT x3 x2 (huqiming)
Digital Hive x10
Doyana Kadar x5 x4 (corpik19)
AudioNews x4 x3 (tiolewis)
GFX News x4
BrokenStones x5
Indie T x2 x1 (trevor2000)
VIP Music x5 x4 (or_linik)
Music Vids x10 x9 (gman12)
Pedro's - GONE (itay1)
MMA x1
Goem x10 x7 (kaka2010) (corpik19) (gman12)
KG - GONE (OTO777) (b0ab4) (snap3r) (Loading)
RMVBusters GONE (blackbird)
ElBitz x2
Oink's GONE (4play)

MUST DO:
Check if they are open 1st.
Post something amusing.
Say what you want from the tracker.
No PM's.
No traders.
If you cheat I will find you ;)
1 post each in the thread or nothing.
Don't post ur mail or ratios in the thread
Use a smilie that nobody has posted yet (in the thread).
No under 12's please.
No rep points please.
Please dont post in the thread if your not asking for something, the shorter the better and less reading for me. Thx

http://www.upload.ps/280807/6a47bbd1f6.gif
WARNING: If you are epileptic this will probably fuck you up....

can you give me KG invite mate? :)

can i get pedro's plz?

Also I invited it on KG plsss

can i have tl account plz?:w00t:

ITS DARK IN HERE

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a football."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$750"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$2250"
Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy -"$3000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again. You're in my cupboard now."

Hope you liked it ;)
I would like a TL or Hdbits invite
Thx mate :wave:

hy mate can i have a KG invite pls > im looking for one for the movie colection :)
heres something funny
http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/no_swimming.jpg
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictur...ing-defeat.jpg

can i have goem please

Why can't people read :01: Nobody followed the instructions but I sent em anyways :ermm: I can't be bothered anymore......:wacko:

HDBITS
benchezlovescock
:D

can i have KG?

Hi can I get a S.I.T.R one. ty..

Pretty good,

can i please get torrent-leech and hdbits invite thanks in advance

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HDBITS
benchezlovescock
:D

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Added another rule. No under 12's please. thx

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/7135/pic29768gm2.jpg

not really sure what im after just whatever is decent for music would be great of ya :dabs:

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Originally Posted by J.A

HDBITS
benchezlovescock
:D

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Added another rule. No under 12's please. thx

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It's cool im 13.

please doyanakadar or goem

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Added another rule. No under 12's please. thx

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It's cool im 13.

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http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/5...ilton01nw3.jpg

Can i have supertorrents, please?

...two witches watch two watches. which witch watch which watch?...

:naughty:

make an effort, even J.A. did better than most of you lot ..

:smartass:tti please
trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies: "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."

May i have CT please?

I don't understand people who say life is a mystery, because what is it they want to know?

Here is your smilie:

http://i22.tinypic.com/mt89ia.gif

i'd like to get HDbits plz and u can check all of my btreps are giveaways that i've done and i can prove it i giveaway everything i have and don't need not a trader and i obviously won't cheat coz if i would i wouldn't have high level trackers

here's one for u: a guy with a gf named wendy tatoos on his cock her name and when he doesn't have a hard on id says WY one day he went to pee in public toilets and saw a black man peeing (i don't think i spelled it right or did i?) with the letters WY on his cock 2. so the guy with the gf asks the black man: do u have a gf named wendy 2? and the black guy says 'no:mellow:' then the other guy asks him: then what's written on ur cock? the black guy answers: Welcome to jamaica have a nice daY. lol thats funny

"-"

can i have an rmvbusters invite ? i love trackers with specialised content ..

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu..._big_smile.jpg

:rolleyes:indie torrents please!:P

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Originally Posted by benchez

make an effort, even J.A. did better than most of you lot ..

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LMAO:lol::lol::lol:

:lol: well it's true........

need [email protected]

edit ur mail out that post please......

need hdbits . please .
i'm not in a mood to make jokes atm.

may i please have one vipmusic invite? thanks dude!!

All sent, still waiting for a couple of mails..........

can i have a HDbits please m8 and check my avatar smile u havent seen and amusing (killing two birds with one stone)

I need torrent-damage please:smartass:

Could I get a music-vids invite. Thanks :)

i really would like "TV Junkies"

thanks very much, if only more people were as generous as you
i will add rep points

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Originally Posted by kadake

i will add rep points

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:O

Can i have audionews invite ?

Because i lost my chances to signup when they open.
And i want to try it!

KG Please.
thks

may I also have a goem invite as well please. Thanks :)