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SGG has a big one of those on the wall
Satanism - sneppah tihs
Surrealism fish happens
:lol::earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Wiccans - Shit cultivates
Thats on there too
Wiccans - You can make shit happen but it will happen to you three times
Disneyism - bad shit doesn't happen here
Scientology -if shit happens see Dianetics p.137
Obviously a universal concept..here a variant
and yes humour is important ...
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness people now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
TV Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!
Anything - humour is fine by me..
benchezm :lol:
lol, most of those were really funny. i dont want to say which ones.
Go for it, don't be afraid of the PC brigade.Quote:
Originally Posted by snowultra
That's what Chebus would call an internal rhyme.
Unitarianism- All shit looks the same.
Neo-Paganism- Let's put a nice hat on this shit and maybe it won't look so shitty.
:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
JPaulism- Stand back, I'm gonna shit on you.
Communism - shit happens to everyone!
Yay for everyone!!Quote:
Originally Posted by zema
DESCARTES I shit therefore I am.
i lol'd
LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by AmpeD
I've seen this before... and I laugh my ass off every time. :D
:lol::lol::lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by AmpeD
They asked catholic priest, Muslim imam and Jewish Rabi the money they receive from their followers - how they know what goes to God at what goes to them?
Catholic priest: I draw the cross on the floor and I throw the money in the air - what falls on the cross is for God and what falls outside of the cross is for me!
Muslim Imam: I draw crescent of the moon on the floor and I throw the money in the air - what falls on the crescent is for God and falls of it is for me!
Jewish Rabi: I throw the money in the air - what is for God he takes the rest that falls on the ground is for me!
Found this awhile back, thought it was a laugh: The Shit List (isms in the World)
102 listed.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Scientology - I can shit myself