Put down your best phrases from films down here!!!
Denzial Washington in Training Day "King Kong aint got shit on me" Klassik
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Put down your best phrases from films down here!!!
Denzial Washington in Training Day "King Kong aint got shit on me" Klassik
Austin Powers Goldmember:- "your going the right way for a smacked bottom and i dont care who knows bout it"
Pulp Fiction
Butch: "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead"
theres 2 off snatch:- The Russian :- " Drop the Gun fat boy"
"what fucked?"
"yeh real fucked b4 ze germans get there"
Its not a film but Bo'Selecta. the michael jacko one "CHamone mutha fuka"
Ok, this is a really stupid one, but it cracks me up every time I hear it!
From the Beavis and Butthead movie:
After Butthead receives the rectal exam by the big ugly nurse, he has that great Butthead look on his face and says "uh.... did i just score?"
:P :D
Terminator
Arnie
Die HardQuote:
Hasta La Vista, Baby
McClane
Quote:
Yippi Ki Yay Motherfu**er
The Shining
Here's Johnny
Scotty n'est pas!
Pulp Fiction (once again):
"Oh shit! I shot Marvin in the face!"
- Vincent Vega, after shooting Marvin in the face (accidentaly)
Boondock Saints: "Is it dead?"
Ash in Evil Dead 3 - Army Of Darkness
"Give me some sugar baby".
Arnie
i'll be bACK
Sam L Jackson in Jackie Brown
"I may be dumb but I aint no dumbass"
Beavis in B&B do America standin at the Hoover dam
"Is this a god damn"
Homer Simpson from the copycat episode of the Shining (the Shinning :lol: )
in the second room he knocks down the door
to after the 1st one was empty
"DAAVID LETTERMAN"
ze Germans in snatch allways cracks me up
:lol: :lol:
Never heard that one before.Quote:
Originally posted by (¯`·._.·[Rob]·._.·´¯)@13 July 2003 - 21:33
Arnie
i'll be bACK
Arnie: "Talk to the hand"
Adam Sandler in Billy Madsion
after the old man stomps out the bag of flaming dog sh*t and says to his wife it's poop again!
Adam sandler says: "He called the sh*t poop!"
:lol:
TS
the stupid guy in out cold
"did i ever tell you that i invented snowboarding" :lol:
Snatch *The Movie Full Of One Liners*
*Avi - Sit down and shutup you big bald f*ck
*BrickTop - How could you loose him, Its not like he's a set of car keys and its not like he is inconfuckingspicous now is he??
*Tommy: Its for protection
Turkish: Protection from what, Ze Germans??
*Tony: Bonjur
*Tony: You can call me susan if it makes you happy??
I could sit here and repeat the whole movie its so funny...
all of snatch
Aliens
"Marines, we are LEAVING!!!"
"Game over man, game over!"
The Matrix
"Are you telling me I can dodge bullets?"
"Im telling you that by the time we've finished....you wont have to"
Matrix reloaded
"Lets go"
Some bloke off the film 'The Thing' - When he sees the aliens head come off and turn into a spider:
"You gotta be fcukin kiddin!" :blink:
The Matrix: "Goodbye Mr. Anderson"
Fight Club: "Only when you have lost everything are you free to do anything"
This quote always gives me gosebumps:
GLADIATOR
Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Marcus Aurelius: When was the last time you were home?
Maximus: Two years, two hundred and sixty-four days and this morning.
sOME FUNNY ONES TOO...
Jim carrey's remarks are memorable in all his films especially in me,myself and irene:
Charlie Baileygates to his teen sons:
Now you know the house rules, no bitches after eleven.
Lieutenant Gerke on Jim Carrey: The guy's nuttier than a squirrel turd!
Jamaal: Enrico Fermi would roll over in his motherfucking grave if he heard that stupid shit.
SOME from snatch
Customs official: Do you have anything to declare, sir?
Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.
Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?
"No. Try Not. Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'"
-Jedi Master Yoda
" I freaked out, joined the army, went into business with myself, professional killer." - Marty Blank (Grosse Point Blank)
"You are the ones who are the ball lickers" - Jay and Silent bob strike back
From The Matrix
*Fate it seems isn't without its sense of irony*
Crossroads *the britney spears film*
Britney's Character: My mum said that i was a mistake and she didn't want me...
-later on in the film-
Britney's Characters Dad: Im not mad at you hunney, we all make mistakes...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jay and Silent Bob - I told em you looooove the cock!
The entire speech by samuel l jackson in pulp fiction before he shoots the guy.
any phrase from Charles Chaplin's LITTLE TRAMP. they sound just like nothing else.
"I've got a bad feeling about this!"
If you don't know, you don't deserve to know.
"English motherf**ker! Do you speack it?" -Pulp Fiction
Sorry dint read the thread but here goes anyway...
Dog Day Afternoon
"You robbed a bank on a whim?" ... "He robbed a bank on a whim!"