My arse itches, is bleeding, and is sore, and I have a meeting in two hours. It just happened, out of nowhere several minutes ago. Extremely weird. Maybe something I ate.
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My arse itches, is bleeding, and is sore, and I have a meeting in two hours. It just happened, out of nowhere several minutes ago. Extremely weird. Maybe something I ate.
Maybe the penetrator should have used more lube......
IT'S A SIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
You need a cactus enema to square you up. Then you'll be fine.
I admit they're a thoroughly horny experience but I don't think a C.E. will sort this particular ailment.Quote:
Originally posted by Spindulik@16 July 2003 - 19:53
You need a cactus enema to square you up. Then you'll be fine.
Try sitting on a spike whilst ticklin yer balls with a feather! - Works for me!
Damn ! :o That's gonna be a bit embarassing ! Maybe you oughtta tell 'em you've got scurvy or something and can't make it today ? :PQuote:
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@16 July 2003 - 12:10
My arse itches, is bleeding, and is sore, and I have a meeting in two hours. It just happened, out of nowhere several minutes ago. Extremely weird. Maybe something I ate.
Are you sure it's blood and not KETCHUP? :blink:
YEAH!!! Does it smell bad?Quote:
Originally posted by tite-wad@16 July 2003 - 22:17
Are you sure it's blood and not KETCHUP? :blink:
Ummm, worse than normal, I mean.
If so, it's ketchup all right.
Try a tompon
:P http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/laugh.gif :oQuote:
Originally posted by nigel123@16 July 2003 - 15:24
Try a tompon
If it IS ketchup, better sprinkle some perfume on it before insertion.
Ouch : it's hemorrhoids !! :unsure:
Shows you're quite an old guy...
Cure :none really except time
Relief:doughnut. ;)
Jelly or Glazed??? :PQuote:
Originally posted by ToraBoraDweller@16 July 2003 - 15:42
Relief:doughnut. ;)
Jelly or Glazed??? :P [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by tite-wad+16 July 2003 - 21:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 16 July 2003 - 21:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ToraBoraDweller@16 July 2003 - 15:42
Relief:doughnut. ;)
Hmmmm, Doughnuts. :wacko:
:lol: You're on! :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@16 July 2003 - 19:10
My arse itches, is bleeding, and is sore, and I have a meeting in two hours. It just happened, out of nowhere several minutes ago. Extremely weird. Maybe something I ate.
Jonno B)
Jelly or Glazed??? :P [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by tite-wad+16 July 2003 - 21:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 16 July 2003 - 21:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ToraBoraDweller@16 July 2003 - 15:42
Relief:doughnut. ;)
Definely jelly : softer !!! :wub:
Man this is a hot subject......
Grapes anyone ? >_<