A young husband and wife

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.

After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.

The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try."

Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"

"Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."

lol good one

OMG! :)
Not very good change of plans for some, lol... ;)

lol, how cut would the husband be :D

lol, :D

Good one :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...lies/Tooth.gif I laughed out loud...

hehehehe :)

good one

Haha. Poor wasp.

:lol:

hehehe lol. That was a good one. poor ba@#*rd [ the wasp of course]. apologies for the language.

lol

that's the best one i've heard :D:D:Dhahaha lol

Haha very nice! :lol:

lol its still funny now that ive read it again :D

Hahaha

:lol::lol:

nice

lol... Poor guy.. Having to see his Wife Shagged like that in front of him.:D