i really wanna improve my english ? but i have no idea where i should start . :unsure:
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i really wanna improve my english ? but i have no idea where i should start . :unsure:
school? :unsure:
nobody talks english in our school . :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
I've learned English by watching TV.
Try watching English speaking TV series & movies with subs in your native language.
The combination of English words and subs will help you learn the language in no time.
ESL classes are excellent, or if you feel that you need more than this search for adult literacy classes in your area. They are generally structured to go at an individual's pace and will assist with reading/writing skills.
yea it has helped me a lot . but what i saw was english tv series like southpark with english subtitles :DQuote:
Originally Posted by pro267
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Originally Posted by kallieb
unfortunately , its not an option :mellow:
Optical illusions :01:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOP37A1EhEs[/youtube]
yeah i guess tv shows are a great source, what a great way to learn, watching your favourite tv show :D also maybe those language books, they are also another source
Lock yourself in your room and study the entire English dictionary.
benchez
That was fucking ace. One small and entirely academic point, a mobius strip can exist in the real World, it's very easy to make and demonstrate.
Oh and just being pedantic, I think the word thing is a bit misleading. People always say that we read whole words at a time. However it doesn't really work without a context, i.e. being in a sentence which makes sense. For example what word is this "axolotl".
Other than that (and the misuse of the word "be") it really was good fun.
Fine effort.
Once you leave Canadia you'll find that not everyone speaks French or Pakistani.Quote:
Originally Posted by masterbatnobody talks english in our school . :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
If you move south, say to Wisconsin, Spanish will be the predominant tongue.
You might wanna stay the fuck out of the invite section.Quote:
Originally Posted by masterbat
If you are unsure of a language, it's really easy to pick up bad habits from others, and a lot of the arsebandits in there don't seem to know exactly what they are saying themselves.
Wisconsin? Thats too far up north.Quote:
Originally Posted by clockerOnce you leave Canadia you'll find that not everyone speaks French or Pakistani.Quote:
Originally Posted by masterbat
If you move south, say to Wisconsin, Spanish will be the predominant tongue.
South Texas and in alot of places in California many people speak Spanish.
GTFOOH :o
Red text.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
So it is, clever boy.Quote:
Originally Posted by HairbauttRed text.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
Better improve your spanish, you'll have more women :)
Are Spanish speaking ladies a bit more whorish then.Quote:
Originally Posted by helsing
Glad you enjoyed it. :smartass:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
You can make them easily and if you will allow me to demonstrate:
Spoiler: Show1st Find yourself a strip of paper then turn a single twist in to it. Then tape the two ends so they meet forming a loop with a twist. Then you can cut down the middle of the strip for eternity. The only obstacle being your skill with scissors as the loop forever increases in diameter but shrinks in width.
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Clean your fingernails for God's sake.
Hoi, leave trampboy alone.
Just be grateful you can't smell the pish.
Tho' to be fair his nonsense with the scissors is a bit mental.
Placing a pencil at any point on the mobius strip then drawing a line which meets itself works just as well.
Give this a try:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=REuYnkUjaJU
Nah, I hate youtube.
Fine I won't skinup with hash next time :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
Nonce-sense. As if I'm only posting for intelligent people to read. :noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
It explains visually how the circle grows.
The circle growing isn't the point tho'. It's the continuity of a 2 dimensional object into 3 dimensions. Which is analogous with 3 dimensions into 4.Quote:
Originally Posted by benchezNonce-sense. As if I'm only posting for intelligent people to read. :noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
It explains visually how the circle grows.
Fuck sake, I'm even boring myself now.
Write my essays.
yea i try to stay away from it .Quote:
Originally Posted by SneeYou might wanna stay the fuck out of the invite section.Quote:
Originally Posted by masterbat
If you are unsure of a language, it's really easy to pick up bad habits from others, and a lot of the arsebandits in there don't seem to know exactly what they are saying themselves.
and i have started to use the word "fuck " wherever possible after watching south park . i think its easier to fill a gap with "fuck" when i am lost for words.
its sort of a habit now . a bad habit :mellow:
fuck is strong english word, maybe try ebonics first. then move up to english
Good point, you might wanna stay off the internets.Quote:
Originally Posted by masterbatyea i try to stay away from it .Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
and i have started to use the word "fuck " wherever possible after watching south park . i think its easier to fill a gap with "fuck" when i am lost for words.
its sort of a habit now . a bad habit :mellow:
Learn cocknee rhyming slang, that sounds dead English.
Peaches and Pears - Stairs.
Apple Pies - Eyes.
Queen of The South - Mouth.
These are obviously shortened to Peaches, Apples and Queens. To confuse any passing tax collector who may oversee your conversations.
tom tit... :shit:
ginger beer = :ghey:
garry glitter
pitta?
shitter?