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07-24-2003, 12:11 AM
balamm

Quote:

Wine for Tightwads
Cheap wine you can actually drink.
By Mike Steinberger
Posted Tuesday, July 22, 2003, at 9:16 AM PT

There are a few things you should know about Two-Buck Chuck:

1. It is a wine, not the street name of a Mafia don or pimp.

2. Its price actually ranges from $1.99 to $3.50 a bottle.

3. It sucks.

http://img.slate.msn.com/media/46/030717_Cheap_Wine.jpg

:w00t:
07-24-2003, 12:18 AM
tite-wad
Thanks just the same... :P

I prefers me beer though!
- http://www.anheuser-busch.com/images...bottlesht2.gif
07-24-2003, 12:18 AM
Lamsey

T R U E .
07-24-2003, 12:33 AM
dgmortal

WHHHHAAAAAASSSSUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!! tw

:beerchug:
07-24-2003, 12:39 AM
tite-wad

Ugh! <_<

Thank god those commercials no longer air.

Miss the lizards and ferret though. :(
07-24-2003, 05:20 AM
dgmortal

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Originally posted by tite-wad@23 July 2003 - 19:39
Miss the lizards and ferret though. :(

you mean the weasel? ;)
07-24-2003, 05:44 AM
infamousalbo101

BUD-Wise-ERRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
07-24-2003, 06:58 AM
crazy_billy_bats

Quote:

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@24 July 2003 - 05:44
BUD-Wise-ERRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

thos adverts, and the ones that followed them, were woefully embarrassing to watch. They could at least make them funny.....or interesting
07-24-2003, 01:18 PM
tite-wad
Quote:

Originally posted by dg_mortal+24 July 2003 - 00:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dg_mortal @ 24 July 2003 - 00:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-tite-wad@23 July 2003 - 19:39
Miss the lizards and ferret though. :(

you mean the weasel? ;)[/b][/quote]
No, I meant what I said:
- http://www.magnetic-media.com/Budweiserliz...rds/videos.html <_<
Heh heh.... thanks balamm.... it looked ok though. :P
07-24-2003, 01:21 PM
balamm

Don't take this as preferential treatment now....

http://members.shaw.ca/telfaq/1.gif

Your linkage is a bit messed up >

http://<b>http://www.magnetic-media....ideos.html</b>
07-24-2003, 01:24 PM
tite-wad

That's quite a Metro impression he does! http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/laugh.gif
07-24-2003, 01:35 PM
Somebody1234

Here's the proper link:
http://www.magnetic-media.com/Budweiserliz...ards/index.html
07-24-2003, 02:14 PM
lynx

I didn't see a lot of those originally (perhaps they weren't broadcast in UK).
Anyone got a link to decent version instead of the crappy .ram format ?
07-24-2003, 02:25 PM
MetroStars

Quote:

That's quite a Metro impression he does!

all in the aid of teaching.....
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Here is the Official Tite-Wad Prostitute pricing guide...
---------------------------------------------------------------

Just 2 look at Titey's man hood || $5

For a feel of Titey's man hood || $9

For Titey 2 lick your nipples or vice versa || $13

For sum hand Relief || $20

For foot Relief || $23 -- it's three bucks more cos it's a complacated maneuver

For a spanking Session || $30

For Titey 2 dress up || $50

For the full sex || $90

For Titey's Underwear stained and all || $110
07-24-2003, 02:30 PM
crazy_billy_bats

i just showed my face and he produced the goods.
07-24-2003, 02:31 PM
tite-wad

Quote:

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@24 July 2003 - 09:30
i just showed my face and he produced the goods.

CBB I could've sworn you said, "Where's Willy?" :lol:
07-24-2003, 02:31 PM
balamm

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Originally posted by lynx@24 July 2003 - 15:14

Anyone got a link to decent version instead of the crappy .ram format ?

You'll find most of them on kazaa but the quality probably won't be as good.
07-24-2003, 02:34 PM
tite-wad

Quote:

Originally posted by MetroStars@24 July 2003 - 09:25
For Titey's Underwear stained and all || $110

Mind you, those are Metro's stains... ;)

He uses them to masturbate.
07-24-2003, 02:34 PM
crazy_billy_bats

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Originally posted by tite-wad+24 July 2003 - 14:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 24 July 2003 - 14:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@24 July 2003 - 09:30
i just showed my face and he produced the goods.

CBB I could've sworn you said, "Where's Willy?" :lol: [/b][/quote]
well as you were dressed as Betsy that day, and as her you always are either on mushrooms and/or ether, i wouldnt take your own word for it ;)

trust me - it was a night i will never forget :D
07-24-2003, 02:36 PM
tite-wad

Quote:

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@24 July 2003 - 09:34
well as you were dressed as Betsy that day...

Oh yes, I keep meaning to return your outfit to you.

Thanks for the loan. :)
07-24-2003, 02:37 PM
MetroStars

Titey u should keep that out fit u know popular u r with customers when u wear that dress...
07-24-2003, 02:38 PM
crazy_billy_bats

Quote:

Originally posted by tite-wad+24 July 2003 - 14:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 24 July 2003 - 14:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@24 July 2003 - 09:34
well as you were dressed as Betsy that day...

Oh yes, I keep meaning to return your outfit to you.

Thanks for the loan. :) [/b][/quote]
its about time too !!

send it C/O Caroline, please.

This new persona of mine seems to be working out just fine :D

And Metro wacks-off to shit stained pants? or with them? not quite sure why im asking this question, but i thought he just used shit-filled shoes to fulfil his sick fantasies.
07-24-2003, 02:39 PM
tite-wad

Quote:

Originally posted by MetroStars@24 July 2003 - 09:37
Titey u should keep that out fit u know popular u r with customers when u wear that dress...

Nearly as popular as you in your Elvira get-up! :blink:
07-24-2003, 02:40 PM
lynx

Quote:

Originally posted by balamm+24 July 2003 - 15:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (balamm @ 24 July 2003 - 15:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lynx@24 July 2003 - 15:14

Anyone got a link to decent version instead of the crappy .ram format ?

You'll find most of them on kazaa but the quality probably won't be as good. [/b][/quote]
So there's a video quality worse than crap then ?
07-24-2003, 02:41 PM
tite-wad

Quote:

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@24 July 2003 - 09:38
And Metro wacks-off to shit stained pants? or with them? not quite sure why im asking this question, but i thought he just used shit-filled shoes to fulfil his sick fantasies.

Whatever the stains are - their Metro's

I never soil my frillies! :D
07-24-2003, 02:41 PM
MetroStars

shit filled shoes r my thing...
07-24-2003, 02:43 PM
tite-wad

Quote:

Originally posted by lynx@24 July 2003 - 09:40
So there's a video quality worse than crap then ?

:P Yes!

It's commonly referred to as Ubercrap!!!

(It's only playable in the KL Theatre.)
07-24-2003, 02:45 PM
crazy_billy_bats

Quote:

Originally posted by MetroStars@24 July 2003 - 14:41
shit filled shoes r my thing...

oh really? so do you go for long walks with them and like the feeling or something?

or just the smell? or taste? i mean piss is ok but thats taking it too far.

Everyone has shat and pissed themselves, but........im feeling sick thinking about this now........

I mean first you rub your john thomas then sniff your fingers, and now this.....its unforgivable, Metro.
07-24-2003, 02:52 PM
tite-wad

Quote:

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@24 July 2003 - 09:45
or taste? i mean piss is ok

You must stop partaking of that Spainish ale CBB! http://www.emule-project.net/board/h...icons/beer.gif
07-24-2003, 02:55 PM
MetroStars

Billy can't afford Spanish Alcohol so he lets Spanish drunks piss in his mouth for free..

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