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first one to say a funny one line joke wins. I'll post the results in 10 minutes, I'll pm the winner, if I don't get a reply within a minute, keep posting your jokes. I'll pm another user
* you guys have HORRIBLE jokes. I'll still give the Waffles invite away to the "least" worst joke I see, but if I don't c a few really good ORIGINAL jokes, I won't make giveaways like this again .
bebytza won!
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says' 'Why the long face?'
Sometimes I wish life had subtitles! :pinch:
women are only good for 3 things.. washing up, cooking and sex.
Pim pam pum bocadillo de atun
may i have one plz
can i have 1
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Saroman
how do you know that a blonde woman played on the computer ? The joystick is on the chair :)
Hope this qualifies:
Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
*laughin at my stupidity*
no idea.. and a tuna sandwich..LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by shuritemp
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.
Where's the English Channel? I don't know - our television doesn't pick it up.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia!
it was a "one line" joke
here is my
Bert said, "I wish that was SHARON STONE
George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."
svergie, somebody already gave you a waffles invite.. ( http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-bit...iveaway-258836 )
there are other people who really wants one for the tracker content, and you want many to trade them or what ?
svergie, thats hilarious that you would post again for another free waffles invite. Thats pretty funny actually :)
why don't women need licenses?
the only road they should be traveling goes from the kitchen to the bedroom.
...or something.
okay 10 more posts ppl, before I announce the winner. Make them productive.
@ school,a kid talking to her teacher:
- Teacher, teacher do you think it's right to punish people for things they haven't done ?
- No, of course not.
- Well, I haven't done my homework
bebytza wins
What did the muffin say to the muffin?... Ahhh a talking muffin!!
Pupil: I is.....
Teacher: NO! you musi say I am!
Pupil: OK. 'I' am the 9th letter in the alphabet...
...can we close this thread since it's been given out? anybody?
good one :lol::lol::lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by bebytza
What's the biggest pencil in the world?
Pennsylvania!
okay, I'm never asking for jokes on FST again, jk, maybe i'll do another one of these sometime, anyway bebytza won, thread closed.
Check It Out , Thread Is Not Closed, Can U Close It