Fact About Yourself

I have never played netball at anything higher than County level.

Tried brain surgery once.

Still sore.

One time, while securing my son's infant car seat, I was tugging so hard to attach the clasp that my hand slipped and I punched myself in the nose. Blood everywhere. Explain that one.

Menstruation's a killer.

In "college", i used to buy weed from the schools window cleaner, at my window.

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Originally Posted by chalice

Menstruation's a killer.

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I feel your pain, girlfriend.

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Originally Posted by 100%

In "college", i used to buy weed from the schools window cleaner, at my window.

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You had your own window. :O

I never took you to be posh, ziggy. :mellow:

when i was a window cleaner i used to sell weed to the schoolkids. :wacko:

:drummer:

i was touched in the private area by a window cleaner that used to sell weed to the schoolkids.

ffs :lol:

you jealous knobs.

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Originally Posted by N4riX

i was touched in the private area by a window cleaner that used to sell weed to the schoolkids.

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I'm liking him.

Not like that you understand like.

So how are you liking him like.

Like a funny mate like.

He fits right in, so to speak, like.

Who

Yer man with the fucked up name, whatizname.

Him.

Oh, thingmy.

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Originally Posted by Sextent

Oh, thingmy.

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That's the one.

I'll never forget whatizname.

*puff puff pass

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Originally Posted by N4riX

*puff puff pass

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Henceforth, you shall be known as the one who is called whatizname, brother.

*exhale cough cough ...who

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Originally Posted by N4riX

*exhale cough cough ...who

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Well, it's either that or Cuntybollocks.

Up to you.

whatizname will do

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Originally Posted by N4riX

whatizname will do

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Sorted whatizname.

sneezing is nicer than coughing.

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Originally Posted by 100%

sneezing is nicer than coughing.

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Fact.

We sneeze at 100 miles per hour.

We cough at about 60. That was another lie what I just made up.

Speed counts on the interweb.

you ever have a big dog sneeze on you...not nice at all my friend

I once cough sneezed
very confusing

not worthy of telling other people about.

i read someplace that we sneeze at 100 miles per hour and we cough at about 60. hmz

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Originally Posted by 100%

I once cough sneezed
very confusing

not worthy of telling other people about.

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Nevertheless. we thank you for it.

That was probably the royal we.

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Originally Posted by N4riX

i read someplace that we sneeze at 100 miles per hour and we cough at about 60. hmz

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Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

Smart fucker, that cannibis withdrawing, Bailey's drinking "burd".

haha don't fight it brother. come over to the dark side we need you

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Originally Posted by N4riX

haha don't fight it brother. come over to the dark side we need you

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To my shame, I ordered an ounce of soapbar for tomorrow.

Soapbar doesn't count.

Rubber and diesel doesn't qualify as hash.

I am taller than I am wide

^^ whew, that's a relief. Otherwise you'd be tipping over and rolling about all the time.

I once hotwired a bull dozer in a construction site. Had some fun with it then parked it in the two lane street. Took them a while to move it so traffic could pass.

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Originally Posted by Aaxel21

I was a cunt and a time waster.

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Fixed.

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Originally Posted by Sextent

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Originally Posted by Aaxel21

I'm a cunt and a time waster.

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Fixed.

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I was at the time. But I'm a good person now...mostly.on now...mostly.

I have a rash on the palms of my hand

i fart while i pee