Yes or no?
There's only one right answer.
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Yes or no?
There's only one right answer.
No.
There'd have to be one first.
Yes.
Tell him to fix my server then.Quote:
Originally Posted by deuce6000
By the New Year would be fantastic.
God can obviously do that... but I guess he won't 'cause you've been naughty this year.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkizoTell him to fix my server then.Quote:
Originally Posted by deuce6000
By the New Year would be fantastic.
Everything? Nope...
OK, I'd like some serious and logical answers and explanations.
There is no logical answers to that question.Either you believe or you don't..
Well according to the Bible, if you are forgiven of sins, then He has forgotten them. Therefore He cannot remember what they were ever.
Thats just one of many
Ill add another...He cant stop loving you. (some may have a problem with this one ;))
There is. I have one.Quote:
Originally Posted by deuce6000
I'll post it later. :)
Yes he can do anything.
But, he won't do anything useful because he's a prick. lol.
i have a video response to this.
zeitgeistmovie.com
watch it.
I watched the first 2 mins of that and it makes me want a joint
Two hours long, you gotta be kidding.Quote:
Originally Posted by xxtonic
Can you like sum it up for me in twenty words or less?
No. he would still have zero chance with jessica alba
No.
He can't disprove his own existence.
You're forgetting what Oolan Caloophid (sp) said about the Babel Fish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
You're right, although it was on the tip of my tongue.
god is not an iphone.
I like to think that God was the original iPhone.
And Steve Jobs likes to think he's God.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chip Monk
If God can do everything, can he make a stone so big, that he won't be able to lift it?
That's why I think the right answer is No.
Well there is the paradox between omniscience and omnipotence which suggests one cannot be both. So technically yes if one were to believe in such a God it would seem that there are limitations. How it would work in practice is anyone's guess.
God is watching you heathens.
There'll be no fucking Skelectric for youse if you don't start taking shit as read.
Santa is Jebus's half-brother, who was fat on account of him not taking that mental fast in the desert thing.
He won't not bring you any presents. He'll just get some hoodies to torch your house on Christmas Eve.
Verily.
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Originally Posted by fstrulz
Let us know when you get to your 7th birthday, then we can discuss it further.
Explain please.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
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:glag: win!1.Quote:
Originally Posted by Broken
I was afraid you were gonna ask that.Quote:
Originally Posted by SextentExplain please.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Double spaced, one side of the paper only, margin to the left.
Sod offQuote:
Originally Posted by SextentExplain please.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Double spaced, one side of the paper only, margin to the left.
I have just stuffed my face with chicken Kiev, chips and beans and all the blood has deserted my brain for my stomach. I am just about fit to cope with the sexy lady thread (less distance for the blood to travel)
It kind of asked itself. I was merely it's mouthpiece on Earth.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceI was afraid you were gonna ask that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
:lol::earl::fairdo's:Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesSod offQuote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
I have just stuffed my face with chicken Kiev, chips and beans and all the blood has deserted my brain for my stomach. I am just about fit to cope with the sexy lady thread (less distance for the blood to travel)
Your unfeasibly large napper isn't as young as it used to be.
True and in stark black and white it looks like my diet is less than healthy - we do fruit and stuff too like :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent:lol::earl::fairdo's:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Your unfeasibly large napper isn't as young as it used to be.
There is a poem about the omnipotence thing if I can dig it up - I know FST will be beside himself with curiosity.
Tenterhooks
A Man Called Horse.
Little Big Man
Didn't like the spinny nipple thingQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
You and your blue movies.
His nipples were more than blue :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
On the other I can't find the poem but the jist of it was that omniscience precludes choice because he already knows what he will do whereas someone who is omnipotent can choose to do whatever he wants hence the paradox. In order to solve it you have to delve into ineffability - which I definitely am not up to especially after perusing the sexy lady thread.
Robert Graves
The Cool Web
Children are dumb to say how hot the day is,
How hot the scent is of the summer rose,
How dreadful the black wastes of evening sky,
How dreadful the tall soliers drulling by,
But we have speech, to chill the angry day,
And speech, to dull the roses's cruel scent,
We spell away the overhanging night,
We spell away the soldiers and the fright.
There's a cool web of language winds us in,
Retreat from too much joy or too much fear:
We grow sea-green at last and coldly die
In brininess and volubility.But if we let our tongues lose self-possession,
Throwing off language and its watery clasp
Before our death, instead of when death comes,
Facing the wide glare of the children's day,
Facing the rose, the dark sky and the drums,
We shall go mad, no doubt, and die that way
Probly.
That sounds like the kind of pish a poet would come away way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigglesthe jist of it was that omniscience precludes choice because he already knows what he will do whereas someone who is omnipotent can choose to do whatever he wants hence the paradox.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent