Kindly leave them here, thx. :pinch:
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Kindly leave them here, thx. :pinch:
Cawk.
Hi Chalice, how was Christmas / Boxing Day. I had / am having a spiffy time.
Oh really, how very, very interesting. :dabs:
Great mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
Everyone's happy/fed/asleep.
Gives me time to insult cawks on the interweb.
Win!
No lose situation. Having a wee Baileys yerself then.
Oops he's disappeared.
Think he'll be back soon with a different name.
On teh wodka mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
Good Christmas yerself?
Nah, I doubt it. Detale banned him for being a 'prick'
If only the mods had ip ban powers.... never mind...
Sorted.
You're next, cawk.
Only Reality can do that and he's a lazy ass-hat.
:wub:
Excellent, full house for Christmas. Loads of food, prezzies, drink.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceOn teh wodka mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
Good Christmas yerself?
God had the good grace to mind his own beeswax for the day.
Glad to hear it. I had a packed house too.Quote:
Originally Posted by SextentExcellent, full house for Christmas. Loads of food, prezzies, drink.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
God had the good grace to mind his own beeswax for the day.
Deluged by people I can't stand. They're not so bad when yer pissed, tho'
Hoi, I'll take my knuckles off your face, young whoppersnooper.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceGlad to hear it. I had a packed house too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sextent
Deluged by people I can't stand. They're not so bad when yer pissed, tho'
The turkey was mankin' anyway but me and your mum didn't wanna say.
It was primarily my own progeny with the occasional friend / girlfriend.
Edit:
I'm a cawk.
Sorry dad.
You will be sorry, young cuntfluff!Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
My prized spoon collection will never now be yours.
Stick em up yer arse you aul cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chalice's DadYou will be sorry, young cuntfluff!Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
My prized spoon collection will never now be yours.
That's what you've been doing for years anyway. Do you think I'd want them after that?
If they're good enough to be stuck up your great-grandfather's arse, then they're good enough to be stuck up yours.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceStick em up yer arse you aul cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chalice's Dad
That's what you've been doing for years anyway. Do you think I'd want them after that?
I suppose the siblings will be getting the dildo collection, then?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chalice's DadIf they're good enough to be stuck up your great-grandfather's arse, then they're good enough to be stuck up yours.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
You never liked me.
No, I'm leaving my dildo collection to Arse Cancer Research.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceI suppose the siblings will be getting the dildo collection, then?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chalice's Dad
You never liked me.
I want to give something back.
Oh really?:pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by arse-shrooms
That's you all over that is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chalice's DadNo, I'm leaving my dildo collection to Arse Cancer Research.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I want to give something back.
Mum's got mercury poisoning cuz of rubbing your spoons in her cell all day.
Well. she shouldn't've gone to Mercury then.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceThat's you all over that is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chalice's Dad
Mum's got mercury poisoning cuz of rubbing your spoons in her cell all day.
I warned her, I did. But would she listen?
She can't listen on account of the ear-plugs and blindfold.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chalice's DadWell. she shouldn't've gone to Mercury then.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I warned her, I did. But would she listen?
Don't have me to air our family laundry on the interweb, pops.
Alright then, fruit of my loins.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceShe can't listen on account of the ear-plugs and blindfold.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chalice's Dad
Don't have me to air our family laundry on the interweb, pops.
You can have the spoons.
Sorted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chalice's DadAlright then, fruit of my loins.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
You can have the spoons.
Win!!
I love you dad.
I love you too, son.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceSorted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chalice's Dad
Win!!
I love you dad.
All's well that ends well.
Chalice has now been beaten soundly to sleep.
Shhh.
Dad, can I have a drink of water, please?
Of course you can, son.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Enjoy.
http://www.drewish.com/blogger/image..._urine_big.jpg
Dad, this water tastes of pee.
Not that I'm complaining, like.
That's water off of Lake Katrina, I thought you liked that piss?
Dad, I drew a pixture of you, do you like it?
http://www.firstworldwar.com/feature...ler_fuhrer.jpg
Not bad, like but the Hindu symbol I got tattooed on your arse when you were born is back to front.
It isn't back to front.
You're just used to looking at it that way.
Mum forgot to give you her present.
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...den_handle.jpg
We know how you admired Trotsky.
Right in the brainstem, son, like I showed you.
Dad, this ice pick is defective.
Keeps bouncing orf of my skull.