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Kids are great. It's impossible to know what it's like till you have one.
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“You should have to pass an IQ test before you breed. You have to take a driving test to operate vehicles and an SAT test to get into college. So why dont you have to take some sort of test before you give birth to children? When I am President, thats the first rule I will institute.”
i've not had any that i know of but i guess its kewl if you train them to be ninjas or something.
It is super cool to have kids. They are wonderful!!
And it's kinda fun to make'em too;)
True to a point but on the last I always run out of the right colour of wool and never have enough buttonsQuote:
Originally Posted by kallieb
yeah probably, but is it fun to give birth?Quote:
Originally Posted by kallieb
^^Right combo of meds and anything is fun.:D
Kids rule if you you are ready to have them .
What guy wouldnt want to pass on their DNA?
depends on whether u r a man or a woman
Watching is pretty scary too - as is having your hand crushed.Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyHeather
kids are the hardest to take care of when they are under the age of 5. They make you run everywhere ;)
No. Having kids is overrated.
me :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil9
I don't think I want any little rugrats running around...I enjoy looking after my sister's and my cousin's kids but at the end of the day the best part is I can give them back :P
Dad, how could you even say that? :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by johncap
They Are Me! :o
I have 4 of them :cry:
I'm getting Grey hairs and high blood pressure is a normal thing in my house.. If I could go back in time I would still do it again though because you can't beat being a dad! Having little ones around you looking up to you and it's something you will only experience once you have done it, looking after someones child ain't the same so you can't use that as an excuse for never wanting any.
Bein' A Dad By Loudon Wainwright III
Bein' a dad isn't so bad
Except that you gotta feed 'em
You gotta shoe 'em and clothe 'em
And try not to loathe 'em
Bug 'em and hug 'em and heed 'em
Bein' a dad can sure make you mad
Man it even can drive you crazy
It's as hard as it looks
You gotta read them dumb books
And you end up despising Walt Disney
Bein' a dad starts to get radical
When they turn into teenagers
You gotta tighten the screws
Enforce the curfews
Confiscate weapons and pagers
But a daughter and son
Can be sort of fun
Just as long as they don't defy you
They'll treat you like a king
They'll believe anything
They're easy to frighten and lie to
Bein' a dad (bein' a dad)
Bein' a dad (bein' a dad)
Bein' a dad can make you feel glad
When you get paperweights and aftershave lotions
Yeah it feels pretty great when they graduate
That's when you're choked with emotions
But bein' a dad takes more than a tad of
Good luck and divine intervention
You need air-tight alibis
Fool proof disguises
Desperation's the father of invention
So sometimes you take off
For a few rounds of golf
And you stay away for half of their lifetimes
The result of it all is
You're captured and hauled up
Before a tribunal for dad crimes
Bein' a dad (bein' a dad)
Bein' a dad (bein' a dad)
Bein' a dad can make you feel sad
Like you're the insignificant other
Yeah right from the start
They break your heart
In the end every kid wants his mother
Bein' a dad (bein' a dad)
Chalice I love you as much as I love LW III
Which is a lot. :wub:
Uber cool. I've never met another Loudo fan on the interweb.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Yay!
Awesome! He is a truely inspired and gifted songwriter. One of my favorite lines is:-
"you used to say I came to early, but it was you who came too late"
Every time I get cold, the words "it was colder than a witches' tit...etc" go through my head.
I lost a lot of music when my MP3 player got stolen but my new one is arriving tomorrow so I'm really really looking forward to relistening to loads of old favorites, Louden included.
Kids are great if you use the right ingredients to make them.
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Kids are awesome! I have one myself and couldn't imagine life without her. :)
My answer, as well as my vote, is...
stfu
I have everything he's ever recorded with the exception of 2 albums...Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Fame & Wealth and Therapy cuz some cawk minced my cds.
If you're missing any Loudo, I could rip the lot to a torrent and you could steal it orf me like.
No worries like. He's hard to come by.
Fixed for too emotiveness.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I was trying to revert.
What's that supposed to mean. I spent just as time caring for my kids as my wife I feed them, bathe them and change diapers.Quote:
Originally Posted by LadyHeather
My kids are one the best things that ever happened to me. The words "I love you Daddy" are almost magical.
Love the lyrics of that song.
Kids are a constant surprise,it's like living with 10 year old dynamite,highly volatile.
You never know what they will ask next.
One of my favourites was,"Daddy? Yes son... Who is Gods Mum and Dad? "