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when's the last time you got laid?
almost 1 month for this girl :(
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I thought when I got married I'd be getting more. lol.
What I fool I was.... :sadwalk:
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Broken
I thought when I got married I'd be getting more. lol.
What I fool I was.... :sadwalk:
Ah you just got to keep it exciting , toys , sexy nighties , back rubs . For her I mean .. :whistling
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^^lol :D
can't remember coz it was really disappointing. The actual sex part was, not the :whistling
:dabs:
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Oh..it was a long time ago (lol)
hope to cath up soon..
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last night :whistling :naughty:
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about 3 weeks. she gave me permission to be rough, and apparently what i did was more "mean" than rough so she was (un)pleasantly surprised. i have since given her phone # the customary deletion from my mobile phone.
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MediaSlayer
about 3 weeks. she gave me permission to be rough, and apparently what i did was more "mean" than rough so she was (un)pleasantly surprised. i have since given her phone # the customary deletion from my mobile phone.
:glag: rapist!
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no, it wasn't that. she usually claws the crap out of me(leaving marks) but this time i was holding her hands down to prevent her from doing that, and generally being forceful and brutish about it.
and i did spit in her mouth, mostly by accident... don't ask.
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hmmmn when was the last time i felt like working my ass off at my ex's house in hopes of getting some......hmmmn i feel some energy coming on maybe i will ....ahh forget it was just gas......
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Thank god for "Friends with benefits"!
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Why is there no provision for the 19th century in this poll? :dabs:
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Evil9
Thank god for "Friends with benefits"!
haha +1 dude.....it doesn't hurt having a few ;)
@topic - last friday
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where the hell are they hideing im lookin
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Holey Shit how old are all the guys hare??
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A few hours ago for me...and he's looking for it again!!
tsk tsk.
Just wait til we're married and i don't have to put up with this :)
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True. That's what mistresses are there for.
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MediaSlayer
and i did spit in her mouth, mostly by accident... don't ask.
LMAO...talk about rough. For me it was just over a week ago before the missus went to visit her parents for Christmas.
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WeeMouse
A few hours ago for me...and he's looking for it again!!
tsk tsk.
Just wait til we're married and i don't have to put up with this :)
:unsure:
It doesn't always work that way
Gem only got hornier since we got married. He seems to find it a turn on to say ' I just fucked my wife'
I tells ya...
edit: rough sex ftw
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Skweeky
He seems to find it a turn on to say ' I just fucked my wife'
It's good to see you've kept the romance alive.
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:lol:
Romance? :huh: We're not into that kind of thing
The first conversation I had with Gem was:
me: 'I quite like you, I would do you'
he: 'I would do you too. Do you want to come to Cumbernauld and meet my brother?'
me: 'Yeah, alright'
That was 3 years ago.... I'm still here. Not quite sure what happened
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Skweeky
:lol:
Romance? :huh: We're not into that kind of thing
The first conversation I had with Gem was:
me: 'I quite like you, I would do you'
he: 'I would do you too. Do you want to come to Cumbernauld and meet my brother?'
me: 'Yeah, alright'
That was 3 years ago.... I'm still here. Not quite sure what happened
You should never have gone into the Louden in the first place.
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:fear:
Don't remind me of that encounter
't was in a nice trendy restaurant in Glasgow I'll have you know. G1 postcode and all that :snooty:
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Skweeky
:fear:
Don't remind me of that encounter
't was in a nice trendy restaurant in Glasgow I'll have you know. G1 postcode and all that :snooty:
So, the first time you met this chap, which was in a trendy city centre eatery, you offered him his hole.
Were you even formally introduced or was he just sitting at a nearby table, quietly eating his mousse.
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We worked for the same company and we'd been to the same party the week before
You're making it sound like I'm easy :snooty:
edit: and it was profiteroles he was eating, with chocolate sauce, which I smeared over his face
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make that last night!!
and goddamn...it was good
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Umh. Let me think. Best I can recall it was during the Regan administration.
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It's looking good for this sunday atm :smilie4: