34 Today

Human beings are cunts.

You'll find that out when you turn 34.

Nevertheless, my Special Chow Mein (bought for me by my better half) says different.

I've also got a whack of poorly industrialised cannibis which I haven't touched.

Fuck it, I'm having a smoke.

Happy Birthday medium aged bean.

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Happy Bday!

Happy Birthday!!½! Nice To Hear You Are Having A Good Day!½!½!


EDit: feckery, I had a good joke going there, but the board fucked it.

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Thanks Peeps like.

Totally monged to fuck now. Forgot how twated you get.

Must now watch a cheaply shot black and white film.

Sanity demands it.

Glad you enjoyed your birthday spleef mate. :smilie4:

:hbd: :sorcerer: :holiday: :partytime :yay:

Have a good one.

Happy Birthday monged one

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Wow.

Given your current level of intellectual attainment, imagine how smart you'll be when you're as old as JP.

But then, what do I know. :whistling

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Wow.

Given your current level of intellectual attainment, imagine how smart you'll be when you're as old as JP.

But then, what do I know. :whistling

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J2, that's about the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Or anyone, for that matter.

I'm just glad that my bidet has flushed it out of you.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Wow.

Given your current level of intellectual attainment, imagine how smart you'll be when you're as old as JP.

But then, what do I know. :whistling

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I am currently trying to remember which external hard drive my audio books are on.

So far it 0 from 1.

Um.

What, like.

2nd of 3.

That's statistically average.

I take that as a final and ultimate proof of God's existence.

Oh.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Wow.

Given your current level of intellectual attainment, imagine how smart you'll be when you're as old as JP.

But then, what do I know. :whistling

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J2, that's about the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Or anyone, for that matter.

I'm just glad that my bidet has flushed it out of you.

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Aw, shucks. :whistling

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Human beings are cunts.

You'll find that out when you turn 34.

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definitely right

happy birthday man:)

All you need is some Amnesia Haze, to help you forget this truth.. Drop into t' Koffieshop ..I have some saved especially for such occasions...

Happy Birthday Chalice ... :hbd:

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:hbd: happy burfday!!111 :hbd:

Happy barfday! :happy:

have a great day

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Happy Birthday, mate! You broke down and smoked one eh? I bet your eyes were bleeding.

Peace, Paul :guinesssm

so this is how i am gona feel after 14 years . ?

i thought i was gona get married and have lot of free sex during 34 :unsure:

oh happy birthday chalice :)

Thank you all you lovely, lovely people.

Back to relative sobriety now. Had the best night's sleep I've had in months though.

:)

back on the smack tonight then?

All outta smack, SD, the kids have done it in on me.

I'll have to settle for the crack.

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i thought i was gonna get married and have a lot of sex

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Contradiction. :pinch:

Happy Birthday!

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happy b day brah and many more and enjoy that smoke

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so this is how i am gona feel after 14 years . ?

i thought i was gona get married and have lot of free sex during 34 :unsure:

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Free sex? What? Are you paying for the type you have at the moment? :huh:


And happy birthday chalice!

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Originally Posted by FatBob

so this is how i am gona feel after 14 years . ?

i thought i was gona get married and have lot of free sex during 34 :unsure:

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Free sex? What? Are you paying for the type you have at the moment? :huh:

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the ceremonies before sex is expensive :mellow: