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07-29-2003, 08:50 PM
thewizeard

11 EASY STEPS TO BECOME A GLOBAL MODERATOR

1. REGISTER AS MEMBER.
2. READ FORUM RULES AND KAZaA LITE-FAQ / DONT ASK STUPID QUESTIONS
3. DON'T ASK HOW GLOBAL MODERATORS ARE CHOSEN.
4. POST REGULARLY
5. POST REGULARLY IN PINNED TOPIC, "REPORT ANYTHING UNUSUAL HERE'"
6. GIVE GLOBAL MODERATORS MORAL SUPPORT WHEN THEY ARE IN CONFLICT WITH UNRULY MEMBERS
7. PM REGULARLY WITH EXISTING GLOBAL MODERATORS.
8. AN IQ UNDER THE 80 (PREFERABLY 50-60) IS A NECESSITY.
9. ALWAYS AGREE WITH PAUL AND VB
10. REMEMBER THIS: DONT CALL THEM THEY WILL CALL YOU
11. GOTO #2.
07-29-2003, 08:52 PM
J'Pol

But I've done all of those and got nowhere.

Is it a black thing do you think.
07-29-2003, 08:57 PM
sharedholder

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But I've done all of those and got nowhere.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I think you are blacklisted or something ....... :lol: :lol:
07-29-2003, 08:58 PM
Illuminati

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Originally posted by JPaul@29 July 2003 - 21:52
But I've done all of those and got nowhere.

Is it a black thing do you think.

I think the Team are worried that you'd lyrically eat the newbies alive instead of helping them out ;)
07-29-2003, 09:00 PM
MetroStars

I bet Lamsey did none of the above, i think it's all about sexual favours.... ;)
07-29-2003, 09:02 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

So being a pervy weirdo does'nt help then? :(

Jonno B)
07-29-2003, 09:03 PM
J'Pol

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Originally posted by Illuminati+29 July 2003 - 21:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Illuminati @ 29 July 2003 - 21:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JPaul@29 July 2003 - 21:52
But I've done all of those and got nowhere.

Is it a black thing do you think.

I think the Team are worried that you'd lyrically eat the newbies alive instead of helping them out ;) [/b][/quote]
Shag one sheep and you're tarred for life.

Now am I answering illum or metro, one wonders.
07-29-2003, 09:03 PM
Ron

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Originally posted by MetroStars@29 July 2003 - 23:00
I bet Lamsey did none of the above, i think it's all about sexual favours.... ;)

:o
That's a scary thought.
That would imply that skweeky would become a MOD too soon.
And you, Jonno, Baz and tite|wad.
And the Canadian icehockeyteam.
:ph34r:
07-29-2003, 09:04 PM
MetroStars

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Shag one sheep and you're tarred for life.

Now am I answering illum or metro, one wonders.

Hey, Hey there was no need 4 that....
07-29-2003, 09:06 PM
Illuminati

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Originally posted by JPaul+29 July 2003 - 22:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPaul @ 29 July 2003 - 22:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

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Originally posted by Illuminati@29 July 2003 - 21:58
<!--QuoteBegin-JPaul

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@29 July 2003 - 21:52
But I've done all of those and got nowhere.

Is it a black thing do you think.

I think the Team are worried that you'd lyrically eat the newbies alive instead of helping them out ;)

Shag one sheep and you're tarred for life.

Now am I answering illum or metro, one wonders. [/b][/quote]
(Presuming that you're speaking in a metaphor)

Excuse me? One?!? :blink:

Last time I counted since I joined the forum, it was about 30! :huh:
07-29-2003, 09:09 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

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Originally posted by Ron+29 July 2003 - 21:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 29 July 2003 - 21:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MetroStars@29 July 2003 - 23:00
I bet Lamsey did none of the above, i think it's all about sexual favours.... ;)

:o
That's a scary thought.
That would imply that skweeky would become a MOD too soon.
And you, Jonno, Baz and tite|wad.
And the Canadian icehockeyteam.
:ph34r: [/b][/quote]
You're bloody rotten to poor Nikki, and she ain't here to defend herself :(

Me do.........Ron! Get that fight pic and reverse the names :lol: :lol:

I would but I'm nakered :blink: :lol:

Jonno B)
07-29-2003, 09:11 PM
J'Pol

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Originally posted by sharedholder@29 July 2003 - 21:57

Quote:

But I've done all of those and got nowhere.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I think you are blacklisted or something ....... :lol: :lol:

Literally or figuratively do you think.
07-29-2003, 09:13 PM
ThunderBolt>>>

I would like to be a Mod in the new Adultworld when it comes :lol:
And please Jonno get some clothes on!
07-29-2003, 09:14 PM
NikkiD

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+29 July 2003 - 17:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 29 July 2003 - 17:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

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Originally posted by Ron@29 July 2003 - 21:03
<!--QuoteBegin-MetroStars

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@29 July 2003 - 23:00
I bet Lamsey did none of the above, i think it's all about sexual favours.... ;)

:o
That's a scary thought.
That would imply that skweeky would become a MOD too soon.
And you, Jonno, Baz and tite|wad.
And the Canadian icehockeyteam.
:ph34r:

You're bloody rotten to poor Nikki, and she ain't here to defend herself :(

Me do.........Ron! Get that fight pic and reverse the names :lol: :lol:

I would but I'm nakered :blink: :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Awww... defending my honour?

@Ron... again... jealous? :lol:

I never admitted to that... I just didn't deny it... PMSL
07-29-2003, 09:24 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

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Originally posted by NikkiD@29 July 2003 - 21:14

Awww... defending my honour?

Hehe, me gets into my suit of armor :lol:

Oooooo, sounds fun :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

Edit@ThuderBolt>>>.........Yeah what an idea :D :D ......Me help build :D
07-29-2003, 09:24 PM
alan36uk

1. REGISTER AS MEMBER.
2. READ FORUM RULES AND KAZaA LITE-FAQ / DONT ASK STUPID QUESTIONS
3. DON'T ASK HOW GLOBAL MODERATORS ARE CHOSEN.
4. POST REGULARLY
5. POST REGULARLY IN PINNED TOPIC, "REPORT ANYTHING UNUSUAL HERE'"
6. GIVE GLOBAL MODERATORS MORAL SUPPORT WHEN THEY ARE IN CONFLICT WITH UNRULY MEMBERS
7. PM REGULARLY WITH EXISTING GLOBAL MODERATORS.
8. AN IQ UNDER THE 80 (PREFERABLY 50-60) IS A NECESSITY.
9. ALWAYS AGREE WITH PAUL AND VB
10. REMEMBER THIS: DONT CALL THEM THEY WILL CALL YOU
11. BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC
12. NEVER SHAG YOUR PARTNER (YOUR TIME ON HERE IS MORE IMPORTANT)
13. PRETEND YOU DIDNT WANT THE JOB ANYWAY (YOU LOVE TO HELP FOLK)
14. GET A BROWN NOSE.
15. YOU MUST HAVE A FETISH ABOUT TOMATO SAUCE AND BOTTOMS.
16. YOU MUST NOT GO OUT MUCH AND STAY LOGGED ON THIS FORUM.
17. CHAT UP AS MANY MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX (YOUR A GOD)
18. GO BACK TO # 11 AND DRINK YOURSELF STUPID.
07-29-2003, 09:41 PM
Ron

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@29 July 2003 - 23:09
Me do.........Ron! Get that fight pic and reverse the names :lol: :lol:

I would but I'm nakered :blink: :lol:

Jonno B)

You wanna fight? :ph34r:

I'm a pervert, not a fighter.
But OK, if that's what you want.

Cucumbers at dawn. :lol:
07-29-2003, 09:48 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

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Originally posted by Ron@29 July 2003 - 21:41

Cucumbers at dawn. :lol:

Oooo you bitch :lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't worry, I ain't ever been in a fight :D Well, I've never hit anyone in the face in temper :) Been clouted a few times but for some reason just stood there and took it :blink:

Damn, the veggie shop is shut now :angry:

Jonno B)
07-29-2003, 10:47 PM
Lamsey

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Originally posted by alan36uk@29 July 2003 - 22:24
8. AN IQ UNDER THE 80 (PREFERABLY 50-60) IS A NECESSITY.

:blink: 136... damn... must ban myself.... :blink:
07-29-2003, 10:50 PM
J'Pol

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Originally posted by Lamsey+29 July 2003 - 23:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 29 July 2003 - 23:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-alan36uk@29 July 2003 - 22:24
8. AN IQ UNDER THE 80 (PREFERABLY 50-60) IS A NECESSITY.

:blink: 136... damn... must ban myself.... :blink: [/b][/quote]
Just short of genius, but we can't all make it.

It's false anyway. E.Q. is a much better measure anyway.
07-29-2003, 10:51 PM
Lamsey

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Originally posted by JPaul@29 July 2003 - 23:50
E.Q. is a much better measure anyway.

I generally prefer the 'rock' preset... :unsure:
07-29-2003, 10:51 PM
Ron

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Originally posted by Lamsey+30 July 2003 - 00:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 30 July 2003 - 00:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-alan36uk@29 July 2003 - 22:24
8. AN IQ UNDER THE 80 (PREFERABLY 50-60) IS A NECESSITY.

:blink: 136... damn... must ban myself.... :blink: [/b][/quote]
Didn't happen to forget a comma there, did you? :D
07-29-2003, 10:53 PM
J'Pol

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Originally posted by Lamsey+29 July 2003 - 23:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 29 July 2003 - 23:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JPaul@29 July 2003 - 23:50
E.Q. is a much better measure anyway.

I generally prefer the 'rock' preset... :unsure: [/b][/quote]
Are you back on wrestling again.
07-29-2003, 10:56 PM
Lamsey

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Originally posted by JPaul+29 July 2003 - 23:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPaul @ 29 July 2003 - 23:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

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Originally posted by Lamsey@29 July 2003 - 23:51
<!--QuoteBegin-JPaul

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@29 July 2003 - 23:50
E.Q. is a much better measure anyway.

I generally prefer the 'rock' preset... :unsure:

Are you back on wrestling again. [/b][/quote]
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:
07-29-2003, 11:01 PM
J'Pol

Oh yes, I'm going to make my oblique references easy to understand for someone with an I.Q. of 136.

Ask a wrestling fan and then consider that omniscience is not limited to what you consider worthy.
07-29-2003, 11:03 PM
Lamsey

Oh yeah, isn't there a wrestler called 'the Rock'?

Sorry, I didn't understand the obscure reference at first... maybe it's ok for me to mod after all.
07-29-2003, 11:03 PM
J'Pol

Or a biblical reference.
07-30-2003, 06:08 AM
denis123

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Originally posted by JPaul@29 July 2003 - 23:03
Or a biblical reference.

One of the unwritten laws,

No biblical references!
07-30-2003, 06:32 AM
FuNkY CaPrIcOrN

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Originally posted by Lamsey+29 July 2003 - 17:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 29 July 2003 - 17:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-alan36uk@29 July 2003 - 22:24
8. AN IQ UNDER THE 80 (PREFERABLY 50-60) IS A NECESSITY.

:blink: 136... damn... must ban myself.... :blink: [/b][/quote]
I got a 120....not too bad for a Kentucky boy. :D
07-30-2003, 06:35 AM
Ron

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Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN+30 July 2003 - 08:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FuNkY CaPrIcOrN @ 30 July 2003 - 08:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

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Originally posted by Lamsey@29 July 2003 - 17:47
<!--QuoteBegin-alan36uk

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@29 July 2003 - 22:24
8. AN IQ UNDER THE 80 (PREFERABLY 50-60) IS A NECESSITY.

:blink: 136... damn... must ban myself.... :blink:

I got a 120....not too bad for a Kentucky boy. :D [/b][/quote]
Must have been one of them 'Kentuckian" (is that OK, JPaul?) tests then. ;)
07-30-2003, 12:48 PM
lynx

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Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@30 July 2003 - 07:32
I got a 120....not too bad for a Kentucky boy. :D

Did you inherit that from your brother ?
07-31-2003, 08:19 PM
thewizeard

Quote:

Originally posted by nigel123@29 July 2003 - 22:50
11 EASY STEPS TO BECOME A GLOBAL MODERATOR

1.  REGISTER AS MEMBER.
2.  READ FORUM RULES AND KAZaA LITE-FAQ / DONT ASK STUPID QUESTIONS
3.  DON'T ASK HOW GLOBAL MODERATORS ARE CHOSEN.
4.  POST REGULARLY
5.  POST REGULARLY IN PINNED TOPIC, "REPORT ANYTHING UNUSUAL HERE'"
6.  GIVE GLOBAL MODERATORS MORAL SUPPORT WHEN THEY ARE IN CONFLICT WITH UNRULY MEMBERS
7.  PM REGULARLY WITH EXISTING GLOBAL MODERATORS.
8.  AN IQ UNDER THE 80 (PREFERABLY 50-60) IS A NECESSITY.
9.  ALWAYS AGREE WITH PAUL AND VB
10. REMEMBER THIS: DONT CALL THEM THEY WILL CALL YOU
11. GOTO #2.

@ Tralalala, read this it might help

How Often Are Mods Chosen?
it seems quite often... tralalala 8 46 31 July 2003 - 21:19
07-31-2003, 08:30 PM
kAb

i think jonno should be made mod of the lounge :rolleyes:

no matter what thread i view, he has posted in it.

The time now is 12:19 AM