Just had my health check at work - BP, Cholestoral BMI etc.,
My cholestoral was too low for the machine to record (under 3.88) and my BP was 117/79. BMI was just straying into the lightly shaded area - :01:
:shifty: So what should I do?
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Just had my health check at work - BP, Cholestoral BMI etc.,
My cholestoral was too low for the machine to record (under 3.88) and my BP was 117/79. BMI was just straying into the lightly shaded area - :01:
:shifty: So what should I do?
keep doing what you're doing, that sounds very healthy.
eat more cayke
It is only right I celebrate a little. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
i thought with the cholestoral thingy anything under 5 and you are ok
don't celebrate just yet, There is some debate about whether very low cholesterol is bad. Low cholesterol (less than 100 mg/dL (2.59 mmol/L)) is often seen when there is an existing problem like malnutrition, liver disease, or cancer. However there is no evidence that low cholesterol causes any of these problems.
edit: you're cholesterol is above 2.59 so you're ok. :happy:
Enjoy your healthiness old boy. :cheers:
:unsure: I don't know, the machine only goes down as low as 3.88 mine just said Lo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
I better eat a cake to steady my nerves. :ermm:
Have a doughnut
I love doughnuts btwQuote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
should have been a policeman
Your much too intelligent to be a policeman. :smilie4:
i think he would make a lovely desk sergeant :dry:
Announce this in the Weightwatchers support forum.....you know you want to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
But I don't diet ... won't it just piss them off? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousAnnounce this in the Weightwatchers support forum.....you know you want to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Yehehehehehes!
I don't think you're malnourished or underweight btw......you look in fine form to me.
Health checks in work, that's a good idea.
I think I should start administering them asap. Can't be too careful :sly:
Cruel...but fairQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Manker's home-made smear tests :OQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
I think the 'cough and drop' test's considered a bit old fashioned now M.
Don't be daft, I don't employ men.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
They'd never get thro' the interview, what with their unattractive bodies and all.
Also, on a practical note, blokes aren't much good at typing, filing or tea-making. The whole concept is unworkable.
Aw, you don't have to feel threatened by other men being around M! Women appreciate more than just looks, a modest income and a moderately sized penis. I'm sure you have other qualities :hug:.
Yeah, totally threatened - that's probably why I hate going to the pub so much too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Men everywhere, the hairy bar-stewards :fear:
No, no. I'll stick to surrounding myself with firm-breasted ladyfolk. At least I know that so long as I give them time off to have babies, that'll be their ambition fulfilled and they'll be too blissfully content to ask for a pay-rise or 'owt.
Women are great that way :)
Would love to see Manker's interview check list
1) Firm Bewbs
2) Cute Butt
3) Willing disposition
4) Tea Making Skills
5) Firm Bewbs
Ok, you win.......Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:fist:
6) Fondness for shit sandwichesQuote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Damnit, we need some lesbian-feminists* on the bored who will try to make me see the error of my wayze.
*tautology
:oQuote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
That's pretty much it - I've been haxX0rd.
Existentionalism - I looked into your soul.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker:oQuote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
That's pretty much it - I've been haxX0rd.
HaxXoring of sorts
The only lesbian feminist I know is my boss and for some strange reason she only employs women too :dry:. Hey......maybe you're a lesbian feminist as well!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Manker's lesbianism has been confirmed on a number of occasions.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousThe only lesbian feminist I know is my boss and for some strange reason she only employs women too :dry:. Hey......maybe you're a lesbian feminist as well!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Could be, I'd like that. I'd like that very much.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousThe only lesbian feminist I know is my boss and for some strange reason she only employs women too :dry:. Hey......maybe you're a lesbian feminist as well!Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I duno why everyone keeps assuming I'm male, anyhow.
It's probably my fault
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/7...bcarrotrx0.jpg
You can often mistake a woman for a man on a MB but never the other way around. This is because women are complex with a range of emotions and character traits, and men are simple creatures easily recognisable by their system of grunts and growls.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerCould be, I'd like that. I'd like that very much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I duno why everyone keeps assuming I'm male, anyhow.
Rawr, you said 'MB' :drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousYou can often mistake a woman for a man on a MB but never the other way around. This is because women are complex with a range of emotions and character traits, and men are simple creatures easily recognisable by their system of grunts and growls.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You weren't here when TheDave used to post :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousYou can often mistake a woman for a man on a MB but never the other way around. This is because women are complex with a range of emotions and character traits, and men are simple creatures easily recognisable by their system of grunts and growls.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Yeah, you've given me a cock-esque Chyna clit :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
TheDave used to MSN with SGG - but she said he was quite sweet on there. :dry: :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by BarbarossaYou weren't here when TheDave used to post :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Son in law material, eh Les.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesTheDave used to MSN with SGG - but she said he was quite sweet on there. :dry: :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
'Message board', not 'man boobs' M :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerRawr, you said 'MB' :drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous