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3 x women
one to cook
one to clean
and one to....yu know.....iron :D
lol do you insert batteries into them ?
Well you have a wife, I think you should know by now! :lol:
Toys and other stuff keep the relationship alive ;)
Come on ladies and gents.. what do you want for your sock drawer ?
Sorry mate but me has no need for useless cheap plastic containers!Quote:
Originally posted by alan36uk@31 July 2003 - 17:20
Please place your orders here :o
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SOCKS! Don't get your wife/girlfriend into them sex tools mate, you'll findQuote:
Originally posted by alan36uk@31 July 2003 - 17:35
Toys and other stuff keep the relationship alive ;)
Come on ladies and gents.. what do you want for your sock drawer ?
yourself 'extra to requirements' unless they let you watch, mmmm could be interesting. :lol:
A base to it? Mines broke :DQuote:
Originally posted by alan36uk@31 July 2003 - 17:35
Toys and other stuff keep the relationship alive ;)
Come on ladies and gents.. what do you want for your sock drawer ?
I see your all trying to make out your woman does not use such things ?
How wrong are you !!
Nothing like giving your john thomas a rest and using a plastic one on her :o
Your all in denial :D
Toys?
Is that things that you screw up at night and they do the housework? :P
Sorry mate but me has no need for useless cheap plastic containers!Quote:
Originally posted by fugley+31 July 2003 - 17:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 31 July 2003 - 17:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-alan36uk@31 July 2003 - 17:20
Please place your orders here :o
:blink: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: PMSL :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nice one Fugs :lol: :lol:
I think I already got my stuff I want, but thanks anyway :P
Jonno B)
can i have a new bloke,
or the next best thing please? ;)
/grrr...mumble....growl... :(
:DQuote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@31 July 2003 - 22:23
can i have a new bloke,
or the next best thing please? ;)
/grrr...mumble....growl... :(
Jonno B)
:D :P :lol: :D
yeah, i was thinking of keeping the next b/f locked in my sock drawer.
make 'em appreciate being let out once in a while. :D ;)
Me likes sock drawer :P ummmmmmm Lilmiss's smelly socks :PQuote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@31 July 2003 - 22:31
:D :P :lol: :D
yeah, i was thinking of keeping the next b/f locked in my sock drawer.
make 'em appreciate being let out once in a while. :D ;)
Me likes idea :D
Yes Mistress Lilmiss :P :lol:
Jonno B)
:D
urm, you can live in my sock drawer,
but me's looking for a mathhew lillard looky like with loads of cash.
....or if it comes to it, just awake will do. ;)
Me can make funny faces but I not got much money :(Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@31 July 2003 - 22:41
:D
urm, you can live in my sock drawer,
but me's looking for a mathhew lillard looky like with loads of cash.
....or if it comes to it, just awake will do. ;)
Although, as you can see from my activity here, I don't sleep much ;) :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
hehehe, you know what i mean, ya wee scamp. ;)
and urm, im looking for someone less ............... :blink: ......jonno?
you my crazy chum. :rolleyes:
Awww, that's not fair........ :( Me not all..........Jonno :(Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@31 July 2003 - 23:00
and urm, im looking for someone less ............... :blink: ......jonno?
you my crazy chum. :rolleyes: [/color]
Me can be serious sometimes, I'm having my serious night this year tonight :D
Ok then, you think I'm ugly ans fat and stupid :( Probably why you hit me with stick :( Me understand (hangs head low, and slumps of to corner).........(uh oh, round room, where's the corner :blink: ).........Me know,,me stand in middle and work way outward :)
Jonno B)
Awww, that's not fair........ :( Me not all..........Jonno :(Quote:
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+1 August 2003 - 00:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 1 August 2003 - 00:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@31 July 2003 - 23:00
and urm, im looking for someone less ............... :blink: ......jonno?
you my crazy chum. :rolleyes: [/color]
Me can be serious sometimes, I'm having my serious night this year tonight :D
Ok then, you think I'm ugly ans fat and stupid :( Probably why you hit me with stick :( Me understand (hangs head low, and slumps of to corner).........(uh oh, round room, where's the corner :blink: ).........Me know,,me stand in middle and work way outward :)
Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Jonno, can I interest you in a secret?
a word you might want to try learning...
awwwww....me sorry jonno. :o
you my friend.
dont be sad, here have a cup of tea and a biccy. ;)
comfy?
good.....................
...............
.......http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/whap.gif
(fooled ya. ;) )
:lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO :lol: :lol: Me love that joke :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@31 July 2003 - 23:12
awwwww....me sorry jonno. :o
you my friend.
dont be sad, here have a cup of tea and a biccy. ;)
comfy?
good.....................
...............
.......http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/whap.gif
(fooled ya. ;) )
Excellent :lol: :lol:
It's all Me.........and Lilmiss, she hit ME again, ME not like when she hit ME ;) :lol: :lol:
@Lamsey.......Are you trying to tell I that you love I? :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
/I gives up :rolleyes:
What about someone whose stoned 23 hours a day?
Yeah we give up on you too :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@31 July 2003 - 23:39
What about someone whose stoned 23 hours a day?
Jonno B)
thats me. :(Quote:
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@31 July 2003 - 23:39
What about someone whose stoned 23 hours a day?
thats me. :( [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss+31 July 2003 - 23:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 31 July 2003 - 23:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalkmongoose@31 July 2003 - 23:39
What about someone whose stoned 23 hours a day?
Why sad face?? :unsure:
Me likes you when you stoned..........oh........I guess that means I just like you ;) :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
hoorah.
you wouldnt like me sober, im mean. ;)
im off to find my shaun the sheep hot water bottle, and brush my teegies before the big day.
eeeeeekkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!! :o
I'd like you however ;) :)Quote:
Originally posted by lilmiss@1 August 2003 - 00:02
hoorah.
you wouldnt like me sober, im mean. ;)
im off to find my shaun the sheep hot water bottle, and brush my teegies before the big day.
eeeeeekkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!! :o
Night night, sleep tight mind the bed bugs don't ........come in thru the window steal all ya stuff and set light to ya toes ;) :lol:
Sweet dreams :)
Jonno B)
Yep. Good night Lilmiss!
Me goes to bed too... Alone...
Good night all! :sleeping:
You want some company?? :PQuote:
Originally posted by Gurahl@1 August 2003 - 00:13
Yep. Good night Lilmiss!
Me goes to bed too... Alone...
Good night all! :sleeping:
Jonno B)
thanks chuck. :D
goodnite,
if you see zero, kick him in the shins and beat him with my stick.
he's bad! :angry:
gurahl, i have another hot water bottle if you want? ;)
Damn! the strangest thing happened! The "reply" button went missing for a while...
Well, the strangest if you don't count Jonno offering me company for the night :">
Thanks for the offer, Lilmiss, but it's already awfully hot here! Now, if you find a way to send me an electric fan through the internet, feel free to do it! :lol:
So you don't want my company then?? :(Quote:
Originally posted by Gurahl@1 August 2003 - 00:23
Damn! the strangest thing happened! The "reply" button went missing for a while...
Well, the strangest if you don't count Jonno offering me company for the night :">
Thanks for the offer, Lilmiss, but it's already awfully hot here! Now, if you find a way to send me an electric fan through the internet, feel free to do it! :lol:
Me got fan in cieling and on wall :) That's why I'm so COOL B)
Night Lilmiss......again :lol:
How come your still here Gurahl, I thought you were going to bed.........or were you waiting for me? :lol: :lol:
Jonno B)
Wow... A kindred spirit. I can't believe someone else out there is as froogled as I am.