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chlamydia >*
Agree :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Chlamydia, the best a man can get.
Or give for that matter.
Don't knock it until you've tried it. :smilie4:
I think the pubic lice are the best.
It's like having pets in your pants :smilie4:
:dabs:
Call round to Benchez's house and he will sort you out.Quote:
Originally Posted by FatBob
It will be my pleasure, literally. :naughty:
I'm going for a full-house.. :w00t:
Gonorrhea
It sounds kind of mystical
God of mushrooms. :unsure:
Lice. I like the pant pets idea.
You prefer crabs, Shirley.
My aforementioned reprobate sibling contracted a dose before he went into jail, like.
He had to get treated for it inside. Oh how I lolled when he told me about the little umbrella device being pushed into his third eye, extended and pulled out again.
I'm still chuckling to myself as I type this.
That hurts you bastard. :angry: I've experienced that procedure first hand. :dabs:
Oooooo.... Do tell!
Double chuckle. Thanks for sharing mate.
A large Mauritian man gently lifted my nuts, whilst sporting a friendly smirk. Then he proceeded to jab what can only be described as a cactus down my japseye.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
kthxbai. :emo:
AAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
HEEEEE HEEE HEE HEE HEEE HEE....<breathes> AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
:glag: :glag: :glag:
Nyaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH ho ho ho ho hoho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
<holds sides>
<has to run off for a pee irl before she wets herself laughing>
:pinch: :sadwalk:
I am kinda fond of crotch crickets myself.:PQuote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I went with STFU Whore...but I should should have voted for Syphilis. It looks interesting.
i went for bad aids but was wondering why the worst STD of all wasn't on there...
K.I.D.S....
I think i met this same man... had a good chat about mangoes and the merits of peter crouches goal scoring ability vs. dancing talent..?!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
Craps were always fun , I'll nuke the basterds with Dad's kerosene ... duh . Ah for a gentler world again .:dabs:
Have to go with crabs myself, but there is an easier way to get rid of them. You you just put some big rocks in your bath ,then fill the bath with water and jump in. The next step is to pull the plug, the crabs think the tide has gone out and go on the rocks to sunbathe, couldn't be simpler :naughty:
:lol: That is genius.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
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Originally Posted by CrabGirl
:lol::lol:
Fun though your plan is, it is fundamentally flawed as crabs don't sunbathe. Too much exposure to hot dry condition and they loose moisture and bake to death. Although this would kill them and cure your infestation I rather think a more likely scenario when you pulled the plug out would be that they find shelter in the nearest moist crevice. If you are a man this would probably be under your sac, up your bumhole, or if you are a fatman, in your belly crease.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Yum.
There is nothing you don't know about crabs. It's to your credit :smilie4:
What about the Japanese STD that turns your Johnson into a demon that chases school girls?
That would come under 'other'.
cant risk getting std's
if i get it , my neighbour lady gets it too , and if she gets it my whole neighbourhood gets it :dabs:
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