Shows us at our best. Drunken Presenters and bad speeches. Take That have just been described as National Treasures.
I'm posting the best and worst bits here so yaaaa booo sucks to be you.
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Shows us at our best. Drunken Presenters and bad speeches. Take That have just been described as National Treasures.
I'm posting the best and worst bits here so yaaaa booo sucks to be you.
My predictions?
Reckon that Mika will clean up, like.
Not saying I like him. Just saying that I don't hate him as much as the rest of the cunts.
I like him because he is mental.
or do you mean he's actually going to clean up after it's all over, maybe as some sort of forfeit for losing an inter-celebrity game of pickupstix.
Who the fuck is Adele?
i think they're all shit except for that leona lewis, she's got a good voice - i'd love to jizz in her mouth.
Kylie = getting a bit haggard round the edges there.
I know she's really old and been ill and stuff, but come on, it's a bit embarrasing. Like watching your mam dancing.
Is Kylie's arse still magnificent or what?
I do like Kylie's arse.
Fact.
Most older blokes like Kylie's Arse. My ex had a real thing for her.
As for Leona, here's a poem.
She's hawt in a horse-faced way.
She can sit on my face any day.
Much as I love Beth Ditto, that dress makes her look like a glittery wooly mammoth.
psychedelic mermaids are hawt. :shifty:
Arghhhh Giant Kaiser Chiefs!
Ohhhh Tennant. He's so lovely.
See! Kylie is mental. She looks like someone clinging to sanity and her fading youth at the moment.
I hate Leona Lewis.
Beth Ditto looked like a shiny shopping centre.
Mika is bound to win loads, he's the gayest bloke in England.
Adele sung Chasing Pavements.
Cheese has just asked me what this song is about.
We reckon Dexters theme song or a particularly heavy period.
Thanks. The gay frenchman look!
OMG Denive Van Outen in that gold dress is not good :(
Doctor who's from north of the border :ohmy:
as anyone stripped off yet
Yes he is. :wub:
That was in reference to Tennant.
IN reference to stripping, not yet, although Winehouse was gripping the bottom of her greyhound rather worryingly
i might just drag myself away and watch it
:lol: @ how pissed the arctic monekys are
Arctic Monkeys are wankered to the max.
Amy whinehouse looks like she needs a wazz badly :dabs:
:glag: @ Alan Carr
he's too gsy
oh no take that won
They keep harping on about being 37!
Jesus!!!! Sharon VS Reeves
and I'm surprised that the Monkeys can stand.
well back to the action
they cut away from the monekys to take that?? wtf are itv on?
isn't there supposed to be a 30 second time delay this year so that they can edit
It's cause people have moved on from saying ruddy or chuffin :ohmy:
i wish they could have cut, take that out
yeah, live tv and radio always have to use a delay, its censorship.
I thought that. What happened to her arse and waist?
Mika. Definitely would.
Amy Winehouse. Like a 4 year old who's gone around and drained everyone's glasses at a party and then let herself loose in her mum's wardrobe. She's supposed to be clean but still looks off her face. And what's with that awful 'Love is a losing game' song? It's out of tune on the recording and it's out of tune when she sings it. And watching her gibber about on one spot pulling her hem around does nothing for the performance.
I'm glad you agree. Most people say "but it's Kylie!" when I mention it.
Amy Winehouse doesn't look comfortable performing at all at the moment and looks like another one struggling with stability. She def needs to get back to coucilling and stuff.
I'll fight you for Mika though. Pretty pretty man. :naughty:
Or possibly just buy some shoes she can stand in? Maybe when you get up that high the wind speeds kind of destabilise you.
You can have Mika after me :P. I'm not sure what it is about him....usually I go for rougher types but then life throws up someone like him or Justin Hawkins and I go weak at the knees. Pretty and talented :inlove:.