is it still ok to strike children? hard? in the eye?

My cousins little boy came round yesterday, I came home to find him sat on the end of my bed playing with my internets!??1?

I was all lyke hoi what are you doing in here, he gave me some bullshit excuse about a children’s bbc television website (one of those non porn affairs), I told him he shouldn't be doing that then he got up and had a good look round, then he pointed to up on the wall where my gwen stefani calendar hung, I said do you know who that is, he said yeah that’s gwen stefani, I said do you like her and he said no she’s rubbish!1 I said who the fuck do you like then, prick! He said soldier toy or some nonsense. Next he pointed to the signed Gillian Anderson photo (proudly framed) and asked who it was, I asked if he had ever heard of the x files and he said no and that she looks old.

It was at this point I raised my fist in preparation to strike him when his mum shouted him, he got lucky …this time <_<

Funny as fuck.

Brilliant.

he's an arrogant tosser and smells of wee.

Maybe sitting down with him and playing with him to teach him what's properly cool would work instead of being all competitive with him. He'd go back to school all "Yeh and my cousin Mulders like, great, and he's got the internets, and I saw this thing called xfiles and I'm way cooler than all of you".

agreed, gwen stefani is totally rubbish, Gillian Anderson's not bad though, google has some very strange pictures of her.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

he's an arrogant tosser and smells of wee.

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Chalice is OK, other than the smell of pish, obviousement.

i can't work with him, we're two complete opposites and not in an 80's cop movie kind of way :(

That's my natural musk, you cunt.

The gypo who sold it to me said I would gets the wimmin no probs, like.

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i can't work with him, we're two complete opposites and not in an 80's cop movie kind of way :(

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Muldster and the One Eyed Kid.

Works for me.

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That's my natural musk, you cunt.

The gypo who sold it to me said I would gets the wimmin no probs, like.

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Yeah, gypo wimmin.

You didn't think it thro', did you.

Are we on about chalice or your cousin?

Nope.

Gypo wimmin rawk.

You can fuck your cousin and you won't go to hell.

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Nope.

Gypo wimmin rawk.

You can fuck your cousin and you won't go to hell.

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Cheers mate, which one.

Hugh or Owen.

Whichever has the least teeth, mate.

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Whichever has the least teeth, mate.

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One each I'm afraid, that doesn't narrow it down.

Three way gummage ftw.

It's actually a very weird situation.

They are the World's only conjoined twins where the shared part is their heid.

There's gotta be a specialist market for that.

If not, create one.

I'm sure they had problems on the see-saw when they were kids.

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There's gotta be a specialist market for that.

If not, create one.

I'm sure they had problems on the see-saw when they were kids.

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Sicko.

Thought that was comparatively mild.

Have you met Mulder at all at all?

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My cousins little boy came round yesterday, I came home to find him sat on the end of my bed playing with my internets!??1?

I was all lyke hoi what are you doing in here, he gave me some bullshit excuse about a children’s bbc television website (one of those non porn affairs), I told him he shouldn't be doing that then he got up and had a good look round, then he pointed to up on the wall where my gwen stefani calendar hung, I said do you know who that is, he said yeah that’s gwen stefani, I said do you like her and he said no she’s rubbish!1 I said who the fuck do you like then, prick! He said soldier toy or some nonsense. Next he pointed to the signed Gillian Anderson photo (proudly framed) and asked who it was, I asked if he had ever heard of the x files and he said no and that she looks old.

It was at this point I raised my fist in preparation to strike him when his mum shouted him, he got lucky …this time <_<

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Kill him. That'll teach him.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

My cousins little boy came round yesterday, I came home to find him sat on the end of my bed playing with my internets!??1?

I was all lyke hoi what are you doing in here, he gave me some bullshit excuse about a children’s bbc television website (one of those non porn affairs), I told him he shouldn't be doing that then he got up and had a good look round, then he pointed to up on the wall where my gwen stefani calendar hung, I said do you know who that is, he said yeah that’s gwen stefani, I said do you like her and he said no she’s rubbish!1 I said who the fuck do you like then, prick! He said soldier toy or some nonsense. Next he pointed to the signed Gillian Anderson photo (proudly framed) and asked who it was, I asked if he had ever heard of the x files and he said no and that she looks old.

It was at this point I raised my fist in preparation to strike him when his mum shouted him, he got lucky …this time <_<

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Kill him. That'll teach him.

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That usually works.... best not punch him in the eye though, too obvious - show him how a Chinese burn works.

You could dress up as his soldier toy and beat him up. Then we'll see if he likes that crap anymore. :snooty: