Deoderant That Doesnt Work..

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08-02-2003, 09:00 PM
mogadishu

My deoderant simply doesnt work. Fucking Speedstick. Anyone else have sucky deoderant?
08-02-2003, 09:26 PM
Gemby!

mine works ..i think - if it dont it would explain why people dont stand near me and lack of b/f's :blink:
08-02-2003, 09:33 PM
Gemby!

and by the way how can deodrant not work ? ;)
08-02-2003, 09:53 PM
MetroStars

I find my sweaty armpits overpower my deoderant... so i end up smelling like i never put any deoderant on.... plus it gives me spots... so i use talcen powder... much better...
08-02-2003, 10:27 PM
FearNot

Gell kind is good , messy thought but who cares :blink:
08-02-2003, 10:34 PM
3rd gen noob

what about an anti-perspirant rather than a deoderant?

anti-perspirant will actively prevent sweating, rather than hiding it's smell...
08-02-2003, 10:37 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

A Lot of deoderants don't work for cery long, the best thing to do is wash more often, especially in the summer :)

Jonno B)
08-02-2003, 10:41 PM
FearNot

just tell everybody , Sweating is a mans thing and so is the smell HAHA and act all macho.........then get beat up
08-02-2003, 10:42 PM
chalkmongoose

Deoderant?
08-02-2003, 10:43 PM
hobbes

Use anti-perspirant, then keep it in place by using pantyliners(one of those "light-day" variety) in both pits. Do not do this if plan to wear a sleeveless T-shirt.
08-02-2003, 10:46 PM
chalkmongoose

Quote:

Originally posted by hobbes@2 August 2003 - 22:43
Use anti-perspirant, then keep it in place by using pantyliners(one of those "light-day" variety) in both pits. Do not do this if plan to wear a sleeveless T-shirt.

Panty Liners?
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08-02-2003, 10:47 PM
FearNot

I heard somewhere that the smell thata armpits give off are a natural chemical that atract the oppisite sex..........I say false but who knows
08-02-2003, 10:49 PM
j4y3m

I Use Sure For Men :rolleyes: Seems To Work Get That
08-02-2003, 10:49 PM
3rd gen noob

Quote:

Originally posted by FearNot@2 August 2003 - 23:47
I heard somewhere that the smell thata armpits give off are a natural chemical that atract the oppisite sex..........I say false but who knows

true!

fresh sweat actually smells quite nice, and can attract the opposite sex

however, after 3-4 hours, the sweat becomes a little smelly...:P
08-02-2003, 10:54 PM
chalkmongoose

Quote:

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob+2 August 2003 - 22:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3rd gen noob @ 2 August 2003 - 22:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-FearNot@2 August 2003 - 23:47
I heard somewhere that the smell thata armpits give off are a natural chemical that atract the oppisite sex..........I say false but who knows

true!

fresh sweat actually smells quite nice, and can attract the opposite sex

however, after 3-4 hours, the sweat becomes a little smelly...:P [/b][/quote]
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08-02-2003, 10:58 PM
3rd gen noob

Quote:

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@2 August 2003 - 23:54
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:'(

you probably shouldn't read this then :P
08-02-2003, 11:02 PM
hobbes

Chalkmongoose,

You inebriated Idiot Ebaum addict, I am trying to help.

PANTYLINER
Mogadishu, just take the above picture of a pantyliner to the store and they will help you find some.
08-02-2003, 11:16 PM
chalkmongoose

Quote:

Originally posted by hobbes@2 August 2003 - 23:02
Chalkmongoose,

You inebriated Idiot Ebaum addict, I am trying to help.

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/12A.jpg
Mogadishu, just take the above picture of a pantyliner to the store and they will help you find some.

I'm not inebriated, just stonish.
I'm on quite a bing today.
I've already downed four bottles of JD and one (or two?) ganja sticks.
W00T
And you can't even tell yet!
Thanks for the free advertisements of myself!
Dont I look just sooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute?
Check this one out:
I made it myself:
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08-02-2003, 11:18 PM
hobbes

Quote:

Originally posted by chalkmongoose+3 August 2003 - 00:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalkmongoose @ 3 August 2003 - 00:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@2 August 2003 - 23:02
Chalkmongoose,

You inebriated Idiot Ebaum addict, I am trying to help.

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/12A.jpg
Mogadishu, just take the above picture of a pantyliner to the store and they will help you find some.

I'm not inebriated, just stonish.
I'm on quite a bing today.
I've already downed four bottles of JD and one (or two?) ganja sticks.
W00T
And you can't even tell yet!
Thanks for the free advertisements of myself!
Dont I look just sooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute?
Check this one out:
I made it myself:
[/b][/quote]
Yeah, but who have you got trapped in the cave? Should I alert the authorities?
08-02-2003, 11:21 PM
chalkmongoose

Quote:

Originally posted by hobbes+2 August 2003 - 23:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 2 August 2003 - 23:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@3 August 2003 - 00:16
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Quote:

@2 August 2003 - 23:02
Chalkmongoose,

You inebriated Idiot Ebaum addict, I am trying to help.

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/12A.jpg
Mogadishu, just take the above picture of a pantyliner to the store and they will help you find some.

I'm not inebriated, just stonish.
I'm on quite a bing today.
I've already downed four bottles of JD and one (or two?) ganja sticks.
W00T
And you can't even tell yet!
Thanks for the free advertisements of myself!
Dont I look just sooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute?
Check this one out:
I made it myself:

Yeah, but who have you got trapped in the cave? Should I alert the authorities? [/b][/quote]
Don't bother, he's already dead, raped and buried, not in any particular order.
08-02-2003, 11:27 PM
hobbes

Oh, in that case, no worries, then. I went through that whole "kill, rape, bury" phase in college and I have grown up to be a fine upstanding inmate.
08-02-2003, 11:29 PM
chalkmongoose

Quote:

Originally posted by hobbes@2 August 2003 - 23:27
Oh, in that case, no worries, then. I went through that whole "kill, rape, bury" phase in college and I have grown up to be a fine upstanding inmate.

Oh good, maybe we can be cellmates... You can comfort me whenever I drop my soap in the shower.
08-02-2003, 11:33 PM
callum

Quote:

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@3 August 2003 - 00:16
I've already downed four bottles of JD

Are you sure about that. Seems a bit much.
08-02-2003, 11:36 PM
3rd gen noob

Quote:

Originally posted by callum+3 August 2003 - 00:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (callum @ 3 August 2003 - 00:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalkmongoose@3 August 2003 - 00:16
I've already downed four bottles of JD

Are you sure about that. Seems a bit much. [/b][/quote]
he may be talking about miniatures...:P
08-02-2003, 11:39 PM
kAb

i think its just you.
08-02-2003, 11:39 PM
chalkmongoose

Quote:

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob+2 August 2003 - 23:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3rd gen noob @ 2 August 2003 - 23:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by callum@3 August 2003 - 00:33
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Quote:

@3 August 2003 - 00:16
I've already downed four bottles of JD

Are you sure about that. Seems a bit much.

he may be talking about miniatures...:P [/b][/quote]
whoopsydase
shotvlases
08-03-2003, 03:31 AM
Twist3r

get AXE Deoderant it smells good and the girls love it!!! its like a babe magnet!!!

dont let girls borrow your sweatshirts with that on they will never give it back!!!
08-03-2003, 03:32 AM
the_faceman

for all you people that are confused, i'm certain AXE is the french name for what we call LYNX here in the UK. The can's of AXE are available here in the same scents, but much cheaper. Both manufactered by Faberge.

*edit* don't use deodorant to smell good. use an anti-perspirant to stop the sweat/smell from being a problem, and either go au naturel, or wear after-shave/male eau de toilette.

i've not seen guys using Lynx to smell good before they go out since i was in High School.
08-03-2003, 12:08 PM
bigboab

I like that 'COMFORT' soap joke!

Was it intended :rolleyes:
08-03-2003, 12:21 PM
lynx

Quote:

Originally posted by the_faceman@3 August 2003 - 04:32
i've not seen guys using Lynx to smell good before they go out since i was in High School.

What are you trying to say ?

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08-03-2003, 12:33 PM
bigboab

I thought that LYNX was quite a good deoderant/anti whatsmicallit :D
08-03-2003, 12:38 PM
Gemby!

i use sure roll on thingy majij but im a girl ... my brothers use lynx i think .... ;) they dont smell THAT bad :)
08-03-2003, 02:00 PM
the_faceman

i didn't mean Lynx smells bad, i just meant that when most people i know don't use it when they are going out to a club or something, or will use it sparingly then use after-shave or something similar.

I think it's got something to do with the fact that the smell reminds most guys of their high school changing room after P.E., and that's the last thing you want to think of before you go out on the pull.

I still use it coming back from the gym etc, it's fine for everyday use.
08-03-2003, 02:06 PM
Skweeky

well actually, I never find any deodorant that really helps. My sweat smells quite strong, the doctor says it's because I don't drink enough water. Anyway, instead of deo, I use these little wet tissues they use for babies. That helps great and it smells kinda nice too
08-03-2003, 02:07 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Quote:

Originally posted by Skweeky@3 August 2003 - 14:06
well actually, I never find any deodorant that really helps. My sweat smells quite strong, the doctor says it's because I don't drink enough water. Anyway, instead of deo, I use these little wet tissues they use for babies. That helps great and it smells kinda nice too

Oooooo :o Sweaty Skweeky.....ummmmmmm :lol: :lol:

I sweat buckets but for some reason don't smell much, I use shop brand name stuff cos it works better and is half the price :D

Jonno B)
08-03-2003, 04:31 PM
titey

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@3 August 2003 - 09:07
I sweat buckets but for some reason don't smell much

Jonno B)

Says you! :x :x :x
08-03-2003, 07:56 PM
Gemby!

oOoOoOooOoOOoooooo fight talk there !!!!!!
08-03-2003, 07:59 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Quote:

Originally posted by gemby!@3 August 2003 - 19:56
oOoOoOooOoOOoooooo fight talk there !!!!!!

What???...........Me and Titey........Never :)

Me still chase you :P

Jonno B)
08-03-2003, 08:01 PM
chalkmongoose

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+3 August 2003 - 19:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 3 August 2003 - 19:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby!@3 August 2003 - 19:56
oOoOoOooOoOOoooooo fight talk there !!!!!!

What???...........Me and Titey........Never :)

Me still chase you :P

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
If tite-wad blows his wad, is he called tite?
08-03-2003, 09:15 PM
lynx

Quote:

Originally posted by the_faceman@3 August 2003 - 15:00
i didn't mean Lynx smells bad

Believe me, I smell bad. :o

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