What would your idea of the best job ever be?
I've narrowed it down to a few things:
1. Professional musician
2. Porn star
3. Life coach
What about you?
Edit: I'm sensing "blowjob" in the near future.
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What would your idea of the best job ever be?
I've narrowed it down to a few things:
1. Professional musician
2. Porn star
3. Life coach
What about you?
Edit: I'm sensing "blowjob" in the near future.
Driving a bread truck. Seriously.
We did this a while ago. THe other list had a lot more stuff on it.
And as far as a bj artist, as a career..hmm...some guys wish, the rest of us just roll our eyes.
Porn Star hands down and peckers up!
being a famous dj
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Originally Posted by SHUVT
Pappa Smurf would be a cool job. :smilie4:
http://i26.tinypic.com/511v8n.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Aerozin
You're welcome
I guess I am lazy. A job baking donut holes would be good.
thank you man :dQuote:
Originally Posted by zaa730
no problem, sorry it doesn't fit exactly in with the ftn bar, but if i spent a few more minutes it should be fine
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Originally Posted by Aerozinthank you man :dQuote:
Originally Posted by zaa730
video game tester.
btw porn stars probably have venereal disease
I'd risk it.
Actor/Actress
Pr0nStaR
porn stars are destined to die of bad aids.
fact
well.
I would say the best job is..a surgeon :P
Best job has to be a lottery winner....lol or an entrepreneur
What I do now. Produce hip-hop, trapped in the studio to 4am every night.
been there done that...not that exciting unless you really like drugsQuote:
Originally Posted by Aerozin
batman
I'd quite like to be a plumber
All these people who say 'porn star' in this type of thread don't get any sex in real life. Fact.
They see it as the only way they can get some action.
There are few things I can think of as a worse occupation than one where you're told when, how and who to fuck.
IT professional
Sitting alone at a microscope all day without a care in the world, doing something you're really good at and getting paid for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quylui
Oh! I've already got that job!
:P
I'd be hip-hopping mad if I got locked in a studio by a janitor until 4 in the morning too :yup:. Next time, just let them know at the security desk that you're still mopping and emptying bins.Quote:
Originally Posted by grimms
Ever Helpful Squeamous xx
:rolleyes:I guess with a name like Squeamous.:ghey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Someone banging on in two threads about producing records and has 'Record producer' stated under her av -- in case anyone misses the threads, presumably.
That person calls herself 'grimms'.
I'm thinking fairytale :)
Oh the irony. Don't cut me with your plastic sword. I've been reverted to a girl now? I see. Think all you want "Bin Laughing".Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
So what records have you produced then?
Anything good? :unsure:
*cough* bedroom DJ
Reverted? You've been a girl before but aren't now.Quote:
Originally Posted by grimmsOh the irony. Don't cut me with your plastic sword. I've been reverted to a girl now? I see. Think all you want "Bin Laughing".Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Wtf's wrong with being a conventional lesbian.
Yeah but his mam made him get the walls soundproofed so it's a proper studio and everything.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
In the process now. Just formed my own production company. Define good? Depends on your tastes. If your into Hip-Hop you may like what I do, if not? Then it may just be random noise to your ears (Penis..I mean Sqeamous and plastic sword, feel free to spew more useless banter my way).
Looky here already did. 40,000 useless posts combined.
It's a niche market, the sex-change DJ hip-hop scene. Very brave of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by grimms
I bet you convert all that angst that you felt growing up as a man in a girl's body to fantastic use when you're pounding the decks, or whatever it is you crazy trans-genders use these days.
funny you mention bedroom,:wank: tone down on your hand muscles bloke. Manker what world you living in, trans gender? Ease up on the gay clubs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
No, I'm not living in a trans-gender world. I don't classify it as even having a gender, tbh. Never thought about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by grimmsfunny you mention bedroom,:wank: tone down on your hand muscles bloke. Manker what world you living in, trans gender? Ease up on the gay clubs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I suppose when one has been through what you have, people should let your apparent confusion wrt gender slide.
There are many coastlines in the world that look a bit like a cawk.
I guess with the onset of global warming and rising sea levels, some or all of these may be lost to us.
But will these get replaced with more phallic coastlines. I'm not sure :idunno:
Scientists or whatever need to look into this eventuality as a matter of urgency. A female world will have a devastating effect on simple things such as the global economy and mood swings.
Also it's going to get a bit sticky underfoot every 30 days or so. :fear:
So what is it exactly that I been through? Nothing but hot ass fumes, seem to spew out your mouth. :sick: I don't believe you, you need more people.:yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Fuck's sake. Global warming is causing the world to be trans-gender like grimms :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Maybe I should start taking it a bit more seriously.