The Art Of Piss Taking

The Art Of Piss Taking........

In order to take the piss out of someone you must find a focus point (eg.Shirt)
Then you must say something whitty that makes others laugh but makes the shirt wearer embarassed.

The Art of taking the piss out of friends is different.

Banter........

To take the piss out of a friend you must first ensure that your friend will not take offence.
Second and most important of all, you must not take the piss out of a friend when he/she is not present.Especially if the subject is slightly out of the ordinary.

Friends can take the piss out of one another if all parties are happy with it.
It can be the most fun and often makes a friendship stronger.
Sometimes a joke can be over the top.

Jonno B)

hmm, i wonder what this is about

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@4 August 2003 - 21:26
The Art Of Piss Taking........

In order to take the piss out of someone you must find a focus point (eg.Shirt)
Then you must say something whitty that makes others laugh but makes the shirt wearer embarassed.

The Art of taking the piss out of friends is different.

Banter........

To take the piss out of a friend you must first ensure that your friend will not take offence.
Second and most important of all, you must not take the piss out of a friend when he/she is not present.Especially if the subject is slightly out of the ordinary.

Friends can take the piss out of one another if all parties are happy with it.
It can be the most fun and often makes a friendship stronger.
Sometimes a joke can be over the top.

Jonno B)

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Did you just call me a tit.

mmm i just pull the shirt until it's over my friend's head and i peed on it :D

Perhaps we better read this again.

i was waiting for your reply jonno, didnt expect one like this though

or instead of all that you could just laff at their face

Yes, and especially when one practices the fine art punching somebody through a solid object, ie. a door, "piss-taking" simply cannot be acomplished whilst the offending party is not present.

just wanna say im really angry. :angry:
no, jonno's not here,
and i dont think he will be for a bit.

i think someone owes him an apology,
and should maybe grow up.
a jokes a joke
but....hmph. :(

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Originally posted by lilmiss@4 August 2003 - 23:26
just wanna say im really angry. :angry:
no, jonno's not here,
and i dont think he will be for a bit.

i think someone owes him an apology,
and should maybe grow up.
a jokes a joke
but....hmph. :(

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Agreed lilmiss but I don&#39;t think that will happen somehow <_<

I&#39;ll second that lilmiss. I don&#39;t know what happened here tonight, but it must&#39;ve been bad to make Jonno leave. I think someone should make a public appology and PM Jonno. <_<

So it appears Jonno took a joke the wrong way, and I apologise for that. Maybe if he had pm&#39;d me and told me he was not happy, I could have asked a mod to remove it or something.


BTW, the thing about people not being here and people demanding apologies, I see people slating me, which I wouldn&#39;t mind but it was not in good humour, whilst I was not here.

I did not even think anything of this whole joke, after all, that&#39;s what it was, and maybe if someone had a problem, they could have pm&#39;d me about it or asked a mod to remove the thread instead of uploading a picture over my sig and starting a thread which appears to be solely to put me down.

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Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@5 August 2003 - 11:12
So it appears Jonno took a joke the wrong way, and I apologise for that. Maybe if he had pm&#39;d me and told me he was not happy, I could have asked a mod to remove it or something.


they could have pm&#39;d me about it or asked a mod to remove the thread instead of uploading a picture over my sig and starting a thread which appears to be solely to put me down.

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I did take it the wrong way Bo, but I did&#39;nt do anything to your sig and I di&#39;nt start a thread to have a go at you.
As far as I&#39;m concerned, you&#39;re a mate :) Check the other thread dude, please :)

Jonno B)

@lilmiss...you&#39;re rather two faced wouldn&#39;t you say? Here you are in this thread saying how angry you are yet your reply in the other thread was that it was "very good, bo". A bit strange to say the least.

I believe lilmiss&#39;s anger was towards another. :unsure:


:rolleyes: As was the gist of the thread itself.

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Originally posted by titey@5 August 2003 - 12:25
I believe lilmiss&#39;s anger was towards another. :unsure:

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If that&#39;s so, then I apologize

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Originally posted by titey@5 August 2003 - 11:25
I believe lilmiss&#39;s anger was towards another. :unsure:


:rolleyes: As was the gist of the thread itself.

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Thanyou Titey :)

Come on Bo.........We all made peace dude.........Shake?? *extends hand*

Jonno B)

Hey, I&#39;m cool

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Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@5 August 2003 - 11:30
Hey, I&#39;m cool

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Still not as cool as me ;) But you&#39;re getting there :D

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@4 August 2003 - 22:26
The Art Of Piss Taking........

In order to take the piss out of someone you must find a focus point (eg.Shirt)
Then you must say something whitty that makes others laugh but makes the shirt wearer embarassed.

The Art of taking the piss out of friends is different.

Banter........

To take the piss out of a friend you must first ensure that your friend will not take offence.
Second and most important of all, you must not take the piss out of a friend when he/she is not present.Especially if the subject is slightly out of the ordinary.

Friends can take the piss out of one another if all parties are happy with it.
It can be the most fun and often makes a friendship stronger.
Sometimes a joke can be over the top.

Jonno B)

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This topic should be pinned&#33;

Sorry, Bo, it was me who changed your sig.

As soon as you said you didn&#39;t have a copy I put it back, but the uproar had started by then.

Anyway, your new sig looks much better.

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Originally posted by nigel123@5 August 2003 - 06:48
This topic should be pinned&#33;

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i prefer fights in real life &#33; Like in school when everyone gathers round and shouts "fight&#33;" "fight&#33;" "fight&#33;". or maybe it was just banter - dunno what happened - im just a silly cock anyway &#33;

My my Jonno what a big machine youve got, its not compensating for shortfalls in another department is it?

Welcome back Hyploluxa&#33; I guess we&#39;ll just have to have you banned from your ISP as well??

Goodbye now.

GO&#33; balamm GO&#33;

http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/groupwave.gif

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Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 13:58
Welcome back Hyploluxa&#33; I guess we&#39;ll just have to have you banned from your ISP as well??

Goodbye now.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well, reluctant apologies to Hypoluxa. Turns out the latest troll is just Rumbum aspiring to reach Hypo&#39;s level of notoriety.

The message remains the same however.

He obviously has not tried my meditation yet&#33; I posted it specialy for him.

Is piss taking an art tho jonno? i know you and titey´s semen & excrement induced pictures are considered art.....but this&#33;?

im not blowing my own trumpet again or anything (still cant reach), but chalice will back me up, the most and best piss taking ive ever seen is in my home town of Belfast. We call it slagging.

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Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@5 August 2003 - 09:54
Is piss taking an art tho jonno? i know you and titey´s semen & excrement induced pictures are considered art.....but this&#33;?

im not blowing my own trumpet again or anything (still cant reach), but chalice will back me up, the most and best piss taking ive ever seen is in my home town of Belfast. We call it slagging.

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Me thinks you are confusing Piss Taking with "Taking a piss".


Easy enough mistake to make. :P

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Originally posted by titey+5 August 2003 - 15:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 5 August 2003 - 15:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@5 August 2003 - 09:54
Is piss taking an art tho jonno? i know you and titey´s semen & excrement induced pictures are considered art.....but this&#33;?

im not blowing my own trumpet again or anything (still cant reach), but chalice will back me up, the most and best piss taking ive ever seen is in my home town of Belfast. We call it slagging.

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Me thinks you are confusing Piss Taking with "Taking a piss".


Easy enough mistake to make. :P [/b][/quote]
hey i find that woefully inoffensive.

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Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@5 August 2003 - 10:44
hey i find that woefully inoffensive.

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:angry: Damn... I must be losin me touch&#33; :angry:




:P

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Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@5 August 2003 - 14:54
Is piss taking an art tho jonno? i know you and titey´s semen & excrement induced pictures are considered art.....but this&#33;?

im not blowing my own trumpet again or anything (still cant reach), but chalice will back me up, the most and best piss taking ive ever seen is in my home town of Belfast. We call it slagging.

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yep, Bill. Thick hide required in this part of the world.
Its getting near impossible to insult anyone.

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Originally posted by chalice+5 August 2003 - 16:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 5 August 2003 - 16:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@5 August 2003 - 14:54
Is piss taking an art tho jonno? i know you and titey´s semen & excrement induced pictures are considered art.....but this&#33;?

im not blowing my own trumpet again or anything (still cant reach), but chalice will back me up, the most and best piss taking ive ever seen is in my home town of Belfast. We call it slagging.

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yep, Bill. Thick hide required in this part of the world.
Its getting near impossible to insult anyone. [/b][/quote]
phew&#33; thanks i was waiting for that one &#33;&#33; :D :D

@titey: the way you touch me i wouldnt complain at all ;)

Sorry for the late reply Bill.
I was watching the new MTV Spiderman episodes with a few splifferoos.
Happy days . Yourself?

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Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@5 August 2003 - 11:04
@titey: the way you touch me i wouldnt complain at all ;)

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Get outta here ya silly git&#33; :P

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Originally posted by chalice@5 August 2003 - 16:07
Sorry for the late reply Bill.
I was watching the new MTV Spiderman episodes with a few splifferoos.
Happy days . Yourself?

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u lucky git &#33; :D :D

are they any good&#33;? if so ill try and download a few episodes........

no grass found here as of yet....this whole clear-headed thing is getting to me a bit, could do with a bit of cheese........still the good old brown there then&#33;?

cant complain, sittin in me shorts sweating like a muthafuck. :D

@titey: you know it.

The new Spidey rocks Bill&#33; Get them.
Bad news on the ganja front mate.
Get the mates to get a postin&#39; for ya&#33;
Its comin&#39; outta my ears here. :rolleyes: :lol:

I am glad to inform you all...


The Art Of Piss Taking



You failed miserably &#33;&#33;

When you find the great art of piss taking you will know ;)