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The following combinations of foodstuffs are a bit manky.
Mustard and Squirty Cream
Marmite and Squirty Cream
Mustard and Sprinkles
Marmite and Sprinkles
Mustard and Toffee Sauce.
Aero Hot Chocolate with squirty cream, sprinkles and a whole flake dissolved into it is lush, but sends you mental.
I take it you indulged in the latter prior to the experimentation with the formers.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
I indulged in the former before the latter, enjoyed the latter, which gave me further ideas for the former. So the latter was neatly sandwiched between two halves of the former.
It's an age old story.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Semantic fantastique.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
That's all greekish ta moi, loike.
Still, noice.
The latter.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...ones/chock.jpg
I have no pics of the former.
How's your pancreas feeling.
I experienced what it known as an immense sugar high, accompanied by mental behaviour. This was followed by nausea, tiredness and apathy. I am currently drinking wine.
I do not know how my Pancreas feels as I do not have enough mental awareness of my internal organs to locate any pancreatic sensation. My Islets of Langerhans are probably in overdrive though.
So basically you have made yourself into a big wean, misbehaving because you have eaten so much sugar you have run mad.
In addition if you live thro' the night there's every prospect you will have type 1 diabetes
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The worst thing is I rarely eat sugar so the effects are quite extraordinary.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
The worst worst thing is that I am now currently eating Chinese. Hot and Sour soups and chilli and garlic prawns. :pinch:
Your digestive system, to say nothing of your endocrine system must think that some crazed mental has taken control of your body.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlThe worst thing is I rarely eat sugar so the effects are quite extraordinary.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
The worst worst thing is that I am now currently eating Chinese. Hot and Sour soups and chilli and garlic prawns. :pinch:
If you're still off the fags your body forgives you though.
that looks like sex in a mug.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Only if you are Dan and the mug (not Dan) is in a pub car park.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulderthat looks like sex in a mug.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
1 man and a cup?
:glag::earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP FugleyYour digestive system, to say nothing of your endocrine system must think that some crazed mental has taken control of your body.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
If you're still off the fags your body forgives you though.
My digestive system loves me as do my lungs. I am one with my organs and that crazed mental is me. I am either in a state of perfect zen, or I am drunk on sugar, wine and monosodium glutimate. Either way, I feel great.
Mon the wee Greek burds. :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
My digestive system loves me as do my lungs. I am one with my organs and that crazed mental is me. I am either in a state of perfect zen, or I am drunk on sugar, wine and monosodium glutimate. Either way, I feel great.
Sorry to be a wee tad churlish, given your current state of enlightenment, sugar induced or otherwise however is "perfect zen" not a bit tautological.
Ohh baby, it was sex in a mug indeed, gorgeous, smooth, creamy chocolatey goodness which caressed your tongue and slipped down your throat like nectar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulderthat looks like sex in a mug.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
When you reached the last inch or so of liquid, almost the whole of the melted flake had amalgamated into a thick creamy layer which I had to eat by dipping my finger into the cup.
Fuck me it was good.
I just came.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlOhh baby, it was sex in a mug indeed, gorgeous, smooth, creamy chocolatey goodness which caressed your tongue and slipped down your throat like nectar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
When you reached the last inch or so of liquid, almost the whole of the melted flake had amalgamated into a thick creamy layer which I had to eat by dipping my finger into the cup.
Fuck me it was good.
i haven't had sex in three months :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlOhh baby, it was sex in a mug indeed, gorgeous, smooth, creamy chocolatey goodness which caressed your tongue and slipped down your throat like nectar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
When you reached the last inch or so of liquid, almost the whole of the melted flake had amalgamated into a thick creamy layer which I had to eat by dipping my finger into the cup.
Fuck me it was good.
I also just realised that Chebus is using CrabBurd's account. :sick:
Which three.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulderi haven't had sex in three months :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Yes it is, probably, I think, maybe?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP FugleyMon the wee Greek burds. :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Sorry to be a wee tad churlish, given your current state of enlightenment, sugar induced or otherwise however is "perfect zen" not a bit tautological.
If perfection is the best a thing can be, then right now that is me. It might not be the best that can exist, because I am human and thus fatally flawed but it's the best I can reach right now. All internal conflicts are balanced nicely, and I have no raging insecurities or nagging neuroses. :happy:
Chebus doesn't like chocolate. Fucking weirdo. :frusty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
I reckon JP is a burd after his 'I came ' confession. Only a woman...
It does look completely and utterly delicious though. Unfortunately , at the moment, the only thing my body doesn't seem to repulse is red meat. Teh chocolate is a big no no at the mo mo :cry:
Don't act it, you knew I was a burd all along.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
A cuckoo?
Bless you.