Carol Vorderman

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03-23-2008, 02:46 AM
Something Else

Carol Vorderman

Would you doink her muff. :unsure:

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/2...ermanc1hv7.jpg

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03-23-2008, 11:05 AM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: Carol Vorderman

I suppose I would but I definitely wouldn't post pics.
03-23-2008, 11:13 AM
Alien5

Re: Carol Vorderman

Is that Mankers Mum?

M.M.I.L.F
03-23-2008, 11:22 AM
Mr. Mulder

Re: Carol Vorderman

i'd hit it but i'd treat her like shit in the morning.
03-23-2008, 11:27 AM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: Carol Vorderman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

i'd hit it but i'd treat her like shit in the morning.

http://techdigest.tv/Carol_Vorderman-thumb.jpg
03-23-2008, 11:56 AM
chalice

Re: Carol Vorderman

http://photos5.flickr.com/5401600_c1684a6566.jpg

Definitely would not.

Would do Suzy Dent, though. The internets has no good pics of her though.

http://www.burrow.u-net.com/burrow/L...ntdwn/Suzy.JPG
03-23-2008, 12:01 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: Carol Vorderman

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question...9093005AA8Q74x

Quote:

Look, let's be honest. We'd prefer Dent, but Vorderman would let you go up the Gary. And possibly Wolfbagging.
03-23-2008, 12:02 PM
chalice

Re: Carol Vorderman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question...9093005AA8Q74x

Quote:

Look, let's be honest. We'd prefer Dent, but Vorderman would let you go up the Gary. And possibly Wolfbagging.

:lol::lol::lol:

She can guard my dictionary any time.
03-23-2008, 12:02 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: Carol Vorderman

i like that blonde property developing milf, she's got smut written all over her.
03-23-2008, 12:03 PM
Alien5

Re: Carol Vorderman

http://photos5.flickr.com/5401600_c1684a6566.jpg

she looks like a Gypsy in that one :blink:
03-23-2008, 12:05 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: Carol Vorderman

It's her baps, ya feak, nothing more than that.

http://www.homesgofast.com/article_i...arah_beeny.jpg
03-23-2008, 12:07 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: Carol Vorderman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

It's her baps, ya feak, nothing more than that.

http://www.homesgofast.com/article_i...arah_beeny.jpg

oh hells yeah. she looks dog rough in that pic but slap a bit of make-up on her. and she looks better with longer hair.

check out those jugs :smilie4:
03-23-2008, 12:14 PM
Alien5

Re: Carol Vorderman

Those are tree's :eyebrows:
03-23-2008, 12:23 PM
Snee

Re: Carol Vorderman

Tree's what?
03-23-2008, 12:25 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: Carol Vorderman

http://members.fortunecity.com/noops..._beenie001.jpg
03-23-2008, 12:50 PM
rhak

Re: Carol Vorderman

I never heard about her. :ermm:
03-23-2008, 01:16 PM
kloot

Re: Carol Vorderman

I would doink Carol Vorderman because shes famous, even if she wasn't.

giggity.
03-23-2008, 01:17 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: Carol Vorderman

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhak

I never heard about her. :ermm:

Sorry, that was terribly remiss of me.

Look here for more details.

Get back to me if you need further information.
03-23-2008, 01:21 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: Carol Vorderman

sarah beeny? more like sarah spunk all over her face!1
03-23-2008, 01:23 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: Carol Vorderman

tell you who else is off the telly and would totally get it in the bum, fern cotton (not to be confused with fern britain)

http://www.ferncotton.co.uk/fearne%20cotton%207.jpg
03-23-2008, 01:31 PM
Squeamous

Re: Carol Vorderman

Quote:

Originally Posted by benchez

Would you doink her muff. :unsure:

'Doink'?

I would have thought the biggest obstacle for you would be the restraining order :unsure:.
03-23-2008, 02:08 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: Carol Vorderman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

tell you who else is off the telly and would totally get it in the bum, fern cotton (not to be confused with fern britain)

Have you ever considered the vagina (front bottom)as an alternate entry point. Or does your unfeasibly small penis not receive the requisite degree of stimulation.
03-23-2008, 02:20 PM
Skweeky

Re: Carol Vorderman

:lol:

I reckon it has more to do with his fear of reproducing.
03-23-2008, 03:05 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: Carol Vorderman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

:lol:

I reckon it has more to do with his fear of reproducing.

Good point, well presented.

Stick to arse action Mulder, we cant risk even the slightest possibility that you're not a jaffa.
03-23-2008, 03:27 PM
Skweeky

Re: Carol Vorderman

:fear:
03-23-2008, 03:30 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: Carol Vorderman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

:fear:

I know, it doesn't bear thinking about.
03-23-2008, 03:31 PM
Something Else

Re: Carol Vorderman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Quote:

Originally Posted by benchez

Would you doink her muff. :unsure:

'Doink'?

I would have thought the biggest obstacle for you would be the restraining order :unsure:.

Ewe don't speak Londonese. :unsure:
03-23-2008, 03:35 PM
Mr JP Fugley

Re: Carol Vorderman

Cor blimey, strike a light guv'nor.
03-23-2008, 05:07 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Carol Vorderman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

tell you who else is off the telly and would totally get it in the bum, fern cotton (not to be confused with fern britain)

http://www.ferncotton.co.uk/fearne%20cotton%207.jpg

Obviously.

-bd
03-23-2008, 05:29 PM
Squeamous

Re: Carol Vorderman

Quote:

Originally Posted by benchez

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

'Doink'?

I would have thought the biggest obstacle for you would be the restraining order :unsure:.

Ewe don't speak Londonese. :unsure:

I'm not sure what the equivalent in the USSR is. Ummmm.....AIDS?
03-23-2008, 05:33 PM
Mr. Mulder

Re: Carol Vorderman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

:lol:

I reckon it has more to do with his fear of reproducing.

Good point, well presented.

Stick to arse action Mulder, we cant risk even the slightest possibility that you're not a jaffa.

:eyebrows:

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